Milk river
Milk excites person from an early age. Even grandpa Freud said that the child with milk received satisfaction of all their desires, moreover with milk in men is associated female breast. And if a glass of milk to eat cucumber, fun night you provided.
The depths of the sea
In order to feel like a pirate and find the real treasure, however, in the field of sex, use for their sexual games herring... and don't forget to heighten the effect jelly.
Chili Peppers
If you do not have enough pepper, add Chile. All you need to spread them the penis, and then believe me, It will become many.
Following his ancestors
Ukrainian soul must be satisfied not only at the table, but also in bed. If you are experiencing sexual hunger, enjoy and find a place of fat. And if you love something neobychainoe pour all the chocolate.
Musical performance
If you don't have music-on bed airfield - eat peas. Peas are not only useful, it also diversifies your sweet night.
Last chance
If you have been following our advice is not normal sexual life, do not worry. There is one proven way. We need to do everything at once. At night, find oak in the middle of the field and kindle fire. Oblates from head to toe chili. Cut the herring into small pieces, grate the cucumber - mix, two component, and a thin stream, add a glass of milk (preferably with cream bought from my grandmother). In this mixture and put a piece of bacon and cook the broth on the fire, and when it boils, add pre-soaked peas. Cook everything on low heat for 45 minutes. To serve, garnish with chocolate. Eat quickly, his eyes closed.
If still nothing happened, and your sex life to continue limping, repeat these steps on the night of April 1,:)
Source:
Women's Magazine
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