Men lie to women's rescue

Yes, men lie not only for their salvation (like these charming daily meetings, full dinners prepared by the children, and one bottle of non-alcoholic beer for the entire fishing).


Very often (more often than we think) they lie in the name of our salvation. Care. And we are happy: how would say classic, Ah, it is easy to deceive me, I am glad to be deceived.





Lie about my appearance


I mean, it's not really a lie. This kind of therapy. "You're not fat", "Jennifer Lopez worse", "Sharon stone ugly", "the fifth dimension - not exciting", "fifth dimension is the dream of all my life" and other sentences, we expect with excitement and trepidation.




Why do we ask questions about the appearance? To hear a lie, so like the truth: they are for such things wizard!





Lie about morality


"This is stupid porn I already got bored", "ponadevali these short skirts", "I was your age already regiment commanded", "in thirteen years and we think not thought about vodka", "Yes it was not in this sanatorium single women", "Striptease - fu" and other moral statements our men let go, though not often, but always to the point.




Because there is no greater champion of morality than the guilty wife and children and husband. Well, believe him this time, especially as the lie it is entirely consistent with the rules of conduct.





Lie about Frank conversation


"Let's talk about this tomorrow, baby." This thing tomorrow, most likely, will not even come day after tomorrow, next week and next year. Men passion as I don't like talking on the souls and our verbal locks.




In this naive lie hidden sacred masculine confidence that the saving tomorrow woman will forget what you wanted so desperately. Well, if so, we will also mo - pretend that you forgot. Then blame yourself.





Lying about food


"I love these stuffed cabbage is one ate and already a year ahead full" (subtext - please, sweetheart, don't prepare in the next twelve months this delicious dish").




The way to a man's heart is through his stomach said women and rushed at all serious to feed their men. "Spinach is my favorite food", "Yes, I too love this Beijing cabbage", "pea cutlets, I dreamed the whole working week", "I hate fried fat" - what a monstrous lies are sometimes those whose stomachs forever conquered caring supporters of a healthy diet...





Lie about anymore so I will not


Will-be, it is certain... And if not - we will make, because this lie ("darling, darling, forgive me, I'm more so I will never be, only you, only with you") very much like us...




So tell lies to us, boys, kid... we're so glad to be deceived, I swear!

Source:

Belarusian women's portal

women's web magazine