1. Free it from all trouble at home. You still have not learned to screw the faucet and repair faulty wiring? The best time to start. Men - you know, they are such gentle creatures. Even the current fluttering.
2. The cleaning women and only women! In any case, do not strain it by wiping the window sill. And what is "cleaner", and he should not. If you already know, make every effort to quickly forgot.
3. If a man showed excessive initiative and fiddled with the cloth in the hallway, start scolding him. Non-parliamentary expressions are allowed. Forbid you to praise him for the work done.
4. The man had nothing to do in grocery stores. Remember: a Russian woman created for running around burning houses and stopping horses at full gallop. There some twenty kilos of food for the week. Ugh, the little things. And, by the way, since you went to the store, bring a couple of Beers. No, better yet, the two pairs. Suddenly not enough.
5. Love football. With beer.
6. Often invite their home the most beautiful girlfriend. Ask her to dress in mini and low-necked t-shirts. It is better without a shirt, but here how it goes.
7. Tell him that I love his dirty socks on my pillow. And there is no sweeter sight than her husband, coverage nose.
8. Cook only his favorite dishes. If you are not sure that he wants to taste pasta Bolognese or Penne with eggplant, do not hesitate to ask.
9. The serve Breakfast in bed.
10. Be courteous in all that relates to his little weaknesses. Daily in the evening on the sofa it must wait for a warm blanket, "Soviet sport", the TV is on a sports channel, beer in the fridge, you in Nude in bed. Something from this list he will appreciate. What? Are you tired? Forget this word.
11. Be prepared. Always and for everything. From sex marathon to hike in the Alps with a temperature of 38 and a broken leg.
12. Keep on the nose: you never hurt and ache can't. The man should be put to bed, wrapped in warm blankets and stuff tea with honey/raspberry/mint at the first sneeze. And for him to be a caring mother up until he gets it.
13. Remember: the mind of man is a fragile and delicate matter. In any case, don't make him nervous and worry. Call every hour, ten times a day when you do not call, write SMS. In the end don't forget to add how much you love him, how cool it was and that no better than him in the world of phenomena.
14. In any case, do not load its own problems. Forget that you have them. On the background of the loss of his favorite team, and scratched in the Parking lot bumper your leaky boots, dismissal and falling from a ladder - nonsense and trivia.
15. Less talk about yourself. Better not say it to you and so sees and knows everything about you. Should be talking only about him. The inner world of men spiritually rich and multifaceted. Life is not enough to know and tenth share, so don't be distracted by stories about his childhood. Better look that told him yesterday nick, this is interesting! Ask if something is not understood. In General, show a genuine interest in the conversation.
16. If he doesn't want anyone to see and nothing to say - become small, invisible mouse. Walk on tiptoe. Better lose yourself in the air.
17. Take care of his finances. Don't let to pay for you. And better pay for two.
18. Buy him more often gifts. The more expensive the better. Let is used to good. To bad he still had time to get used to, when the limit of your patience runs out.
Following these recommendations, remember: the process of transforming men into the ideal on the basis of these tips irreversible. And transforming the received instance is not subject. More precisely, cannot be.
Source:
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