There are times when the advice mothers and mothers-in-law for the care and upbringing of the child should be heeded. But often these tips the maximum they deserve, so it's good-natured gluma. You can judge for yourself.
1. Nails the child should not be cut, and to gnaw he.
2. Legs should be wrapped to direct were.
3. In order for the head was smooth, wear a cap.
4. Diaper wearing not - feet traces will be.
5. Massage cannot be done - will kill the liver.
6. Cap child to wear, and even to ears were not eared.
7. The baby toys not to buy until until he asked.
8. If the child sleeps with his mouth open, the lower jaw must bind.
9. New clothes for the child not to wear, only zastiranny - softer fabric.
10. Crying urgently to the doctor, healthy children do not cry.
11. To erupted teeth, gums need to RUB with garlic.
12. During pregnancy it would be good to take a split.
13. If your child has lost mode, you need to wear it inside out clothes.
14. In any case not to take the child in his arms, if he cries, otherwise you will get used to your hands.
15. Fleece snot child to remove not - satakieli back. Only by mouth.
16. Not smacking in the face. In the mouth the more microbes than in the rectum.
17. During pregnancy, drink no more than a liter of water a day. If you drink a lot, there will be a lot of water that will push the child on the head. And in the end the kid will be born dumb.
18. When in the hospital will pour the milk, you need to find a nurse-cleaner (they are the most experienced) and to hire her, she will knead.
19. To avoid umbilical hernia, need a diaper with feces to throw on the roadway, so that it drove more cars.
20. Clothing must be boiled. The colors have faded. Otherwise the child will get used to bright and then it will be done tattoos and piercings.
21. If they cry at night, you need to go to the pharmacy, buy ear plugs and sleep.
22. The child does not sleep because he fluff on the back of the way. Need of bread crumbs to make a ball and roll on the back, to strip down.
23. If a boy is born, the umbilical cord should be cut necessary over the axe. To the boy with his hands was.
24. The fish child cannot be given until he learns to speak. Fish the same dumb, and dumb child will be.
25. If your child is sick with chickenpox, you need his underwear to turn inside out and hang out at the window. Chickenpox wind will blow away.
26. Not that the child was asleep when the light - eyes will fade.
27. Child get dirty when eating, just due to the fact that plastic spoon. If you feed a metal spoon, dirty child will cease.
28. Before each feeding should always wash your Breasts, because her dust.
29. During pregnancy you can't eat ice cream - the child will catch a cold.
30. I suspect dysplasia? It should suck the tail of a herring!
Source:
Telemania
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