Sex under the law of meanness
Have you suddenly started menstruating
2/3 of men, according to the polls, have nothing against sex if their partner at the moment monthly. However, if we are talking about the beginning of sexual relations, more than half of the men still prefer not to complicate their. Simply put, to start this relationship on any day, except for the most four or five. Find out what position in this matter is your new friend, is very simple: call him, and tell me about the unexpected complication. Not offer to postpone a meeting, do not insist on it - just let all. Based on his reaction, you will understand his attitude to the problem. I will say "so what? " - there are no worries. Offer to postpone the date or go to a party (in the movie, his friends, in the club) - that's OK too. If you set against the beginning of the relationship at this point, the call is already an alternative suggestion. And again call a spade a spade. Speaking of names. "Holidays" - it may be for him it is not obvious. Especially if his ex-girlfriend called it "works". "Menstruation" - sounds too officially. Perfect after all "monthly". And take note. One third of men that do not like to have sex when their partners monthly, often explains their behavior: "She did not like it the most, and thus she can't relax and sometimes paralyzed in bed". And no contraindications.
You on the lip appeared herpes
Don't try to disguise it with powder, lipstick and masking pencils! It will look not too nicely. Besides this trouble, you cannot hide from your partner, after all, and kissing, and oral sex in your performance at this point is completely eliminated. Thing this is very contagious. On the other hand, in a few days when your lips will be in order to infect you no longer can. Little scientific and educational talks on this topic can not be avoided, if you expect a long and serious relationship. But for the very first time, perhaps, you're right - better date to be postponed, citing, for example, of a cold.
You forgot to make the epilation
As in the case of menstruation is unlikely to alienate him. But it can affect your behavior in bed, when you trapped and deprived of self-confidence. But it may well if not to discourage, deprive share the enthusiasm. Therefore, if the lack of hair removal you think catastrophic omission, mikrochimica. Can run at lunchtime to the store and buy a safety razor. Hair hastily and "dry" operation, of course, the barbarian. But occasionally at the critical point is still valid. Unless, of course, not to try to achieve the perfect result. Another way to sex by candlelight. In this light, he probably did not notice. However, the probability that at stavatti the light he will pay very close attention to the absence of your hair, not much higher.
You did not discuss in advance the question of the protection
It is not true that men prefer to put it on the women's shoulders. But to start a conversation on this subject the majority of the representatives of the stronger sex for some reason difficult. So not lost! If the evening is coming to a logical conclusion, and the topic of safe sex is your friend in no hurry to raise - feel free to start the conversation itself. Of course, there are still uncivilized instances that on the question of protection in amazement teramat on you: "I thought you will take care of everything! " But these, according to statistics, only about 5% of the total. If you're here, "lucky" and you got exactly suit yourself - bring him up or turn around and leave. Health is more expensive! In any case, in bed to discuss the issues of protection already late, have to do it in advance.
You don't have condoms
Silly, of course. To discuss how to protect themselves, to decide what you will do this by using condoms, and discover that something you and there is no. But it happens - all the time. Next time get a conversation about the protection on the street - then you will be able to run to the pharmacy to choose condoms with accounting and it, and your tastes. And this time variants. simple and obvious, to be honest, none. From exotics (true story! ): you can contact your neighbors. They will be surprised, but the chances to solve the problem of very large. Importantly, address, namely to young couples not very boring looking, if your house has. Be sure that the recollection of this Scam will have you entertained for a long time. Another option: to order by phone any "home delivery". However, most likely have to order something else - one pack of condoms may not deliver. And we'll have to wait for a long time, but if time is available, then warm up you will have time, as never in my life. And, you can break into the club, where there is a machine with condoms, have fun there until late at night, and leaving it, don't forget to throw a coin and get finally what you need.
And who said that to reach the nearest open pharmacy hundredfold easier? Easier, of course, but so boring...
Your place is occupied
Parents cancelled the campaign to visit relatives, not accustomed to enter or to call in to visit on a schedule, or something - doesn't matter. Importantly, well you absolutely nowhere to do what you decided to do today. The situation in such cases usually occur under the following scenario: he obzvanivaet of all friends on the subject of their space. You pretend that we are talking about some stupid social formalities, and feel that your sex life is going downhill. After ten minutes of fruitless calls he will begin to torture you in on a subject familiar with the place, and the night is already spoiled. The most insulting, that he may not even understand why. No, he's too angry, but not to that extent... But the fact is that for you under any circumstances in your first sexual experience should be the share of romance.
This is the case when the sex is better to cancel if fallback is not detected within the first five minutes. Doesn't sound very fun, but you really have the right to this share of romance. Not necessarily to your homes, you can simply change the program of the evening. By the way, the practice shows that by the end of the evening the solution to your problem can come by itself and with the unexpected side. If his quest not to dwell.
You were not the lingerie
And it's not the same! Option common among those who are not used to plan the sex is not something that in a week, and even per hour. In this case it is recommended to beg partner shirt (if it happens at his house) and after a shower to wear on her naked body. The shirt barely covered ass his shirt! on the one with which he was nothing, it's great, it's better supersexual linen. And the spectacular Striptease can be postponed.
You have a headache
And no pills help. Sometimes sex saves you from the headache better than any medicine. But to turn your very first sexual experience in a session of physical therapy, of course, is not desirable. That is why there is the sense of the meeting to be postponed, but... under any other pretext. The fact that a great many men perceive headache as a universal female excuse, for which there is a basic unwillingness to have sex. On the impressionable man in the very beginning of a relationship it can act murderous way. Tell him that you broke into the apartment of the pipe. Or beast-head you have downloaded urgent work. Say that you are terribly upset, no, you're just beside himself as he is. Papantoniou a couple of minutes, than you will do tomorrow, when you will finally meet. And don't forget tomorrow its legend.
You've put on three pounds in the last couple of days
Look - just awful! Here hangs, it sticks out, and the skirt on you burst. Clothes have to suck in your gut! In short, no fun.
It's doubly disappointing, considering that weight fluctuations of plus or minus five pounds men conveniently ignored. Anyway the girls, which they had never seen in razdetim. A radical solution is never to step on the scales less than two days goodbye. And this time try a little less to eat during last before the date of the meal. The visual effect may be insignificant, but psychologically enormous. There is a feeling that you're sitting on the diet, and psychologists have come to the conclusion that when a woman sits on a diet, in which she believes, she almost instantly change the way your own body better and much earlier than visible changes occur.
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