Many men don't know what pitfalls await them each time they start a new relationship with a woman.Under cute face sometimes hidden, at least, not the person with whom you can spend the rest of his life. As a maximum, the next affair can turn into the worst of nightmares.
Wife friend
It is known that most want what is strictly prohibited. So it's not surprising if you find yourself one day thinking, what in the world is there a more elegant, smart, beautiful and exciting woman than the one which managed to lasso your friend. But caring for a friend's wife is one of the most unrewarding ways to add to the life of thrills. There are other extreme entertainment: skiing, whale sharks, jumping on a motorcycle through the mountain gap, cutting on the autobahn police cars - it is better to choose one of them. Here at least there is a chance that all will end well and, most importantly, quickly. And to turn his own life in another series "Santa Barbara" is a thankless job.
A positive aspect.Some writers, having gone through a similar shake-up, contrived after the Fudge out of it quite readable literary work. For Example, "Eugene Onegin".
A very rich woman
Handbag Louis Vuitton perfume from Chanel brooch from Cartier. In one word, beautiful. Fall in love with a rich woman is not difficult - especially as she has enough money and Solarium, and cosmetologists and plastic surgery clinic. It is much harder to achieve reciprocity. Trying to conform to her way of life, going with her to her class restaurants, dressing as "they" accepted, and buying cars desired brand, you'll waste all that you have and will get very little. Read page gossip - there's a lot of stories about how the rich and famous women marry rich and famous people, but for some reason there's no word on how these women linked fate with those who have no money or very little. Because a rich woman always knows what she wants. Certainly, not become poorer. If she decides on a crazy thing, then one of two things:
either she'll be tormented by the idea that "he loves not me, and my millions";
b) or it will be sure that you bought with guts, Yes, and will begin to doubt that these guts she had acquired at a favorable rate.
A positive aspect. Maybe she'll ever leave you an inheritance. But bear in mind, that wealthy women have money to good doctors and lawyers.
Your ex
About how he and she, having divided their barriers of misunderstanding and confusion, finally returned his love and lived happily ever after, often write authorsi romance novels. They don't want you to cheat, just they get paid royalties. Put the book and think. Why you broke up? Because you could not stand in this, the third, fourth and fifth. Because she could not stand the same. So do you think that these fourth and fifth disappeared just because the writer Sarah Snot decided to write this sentimental istoriko? Do you think that your ex will no longer spend hours hanging on the phone to shave your legs with a razor and will show sufficient interest in the chances of "Pakhtakor" for leadership in the championship? Or, maybe you love to hang shopping fashion women, considering that they sell, and had the desire to spend all summer at the cottage of her parents in Kosmodisk? Bouts of nostalgia can happen to everyone - but why twice to step on the same rake? Even if these rakes a great figure, and now you feel lonely.
A positive aspect.
And suddenly in the novels sometimes write the truth?
Caring nerd!
At first all was good. It is a continuous sympathy, ready day and night to talk to you about your problems, and when you go to sleep, Pat you a shirt, pants, socks and laces, then sit next to you until the morning, and will be eager for you to look. Of you interested in literally everything. Where were you today at 15:17? And at 17:15? What kind of paper you have in your pocket? What do you smell? Now and forever - it will be next to you, nothing but you will no longer have value. How could you leave her alone in such a day?! What? You forgot insensitive. Today, exactly eleven weeks since your acquaintance. Well, OK. This time she will forgive, though her pain was incredible. Their Affairs and interests she has no. And not because she has anything no time. It fifty times per day will call you at work and will meet you at the exit. She will be more willing to meet all your employees and each hint that. however, these women talk to men's ears are not intended. Gradually you will begin to turn into insensitive vile monster, trampling tender woman's heart. Have you not looked. Not told. From you felt cold. Again you look at her so indifferently and she closes the bathroom, where she, among other things, a hidden pack of blades, package of sleeping pills and a writing device for a farewell note. The worst that gap with this lady hardly more burdensome than the joint with her life. Night calls, hysteria, simulating suicides on the Mat in front of your door, heartfelt conversations that you will remain friends, with subsequent restorationism your face - be ready for anything. This deadly type of women very difficult to determine, although it is very common. Therefore, to protect yourself from him one way is to switch to a closer acquaintance ask the suspect object of her former friend. If it turns out that he is insensitive vile monster, have crushed her tender heart, run without looking back.
A positive aspect. No.
Vamp
Blood-red nails, red mouth with a predatory grin, transparent garments, doom gaze, voice calling to sin, and sin immediately. She beckons for you, trembling in shameless luxury, brings you a glass of champagne, fits to you her gorgeous body and passionately into your lips... do You think, now you will keep away from such a dangerous temptation? No, we're all normal people, and would not refuse... the Problem is that any vampires that bite that kissing is live only in the movies. And in the life of any chilling and other parts of the body drama tends to turn into a soap Opera. You know, how much did it cost this blood-red nail? And now, as luck would have it, he went and broke down about your suspenders...
In reality, the female vampire is a creature that cosmetic bag barely fits in her small apartment, and most of the mental faculties takes to solve complex questions like "I wonder will all die tomorrow in the office, if I wear those net stockings and gold high heels? " If you do decide to get this treasure, then you will need three things: roses, champagne and give the neck of her former. Now it is yours. At least for the next week.
A positive aspect. The best companion for the costume party you will not find.
Clairvoyant
On the thorny path of life almost every man sooner or later meets a woman who is taken to guide him in the future. To do this, she has a rich Arsenal: Tarot cards, Sagittarius in the house of Aquarius, Baba Zina - specialist evil eye, spiritualized powered solely by the wheat germ and wearing fetters on Fridays. Your energy tail is thick and lush, and the karma will be cleared to full transparency. During the orgasms she will communicate with the higher cosmic intelligent creature, and to return with these planning meetings, bringing to you new and valuable guidance from above. The revival in the Cup of the Lotus you provided - when she will finally be able to knock out of you worldly filth, such as the habit of drinking beer, reading Newspapers, telling jokes and watching football.
A positive aspect. When this nightmare is over, you will know how guessing on a coffee thick, to conjure snakes and talk teeth. Will have something to entertain girls.
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The headmistress. Your
How lucky you! You have such a boss... Who could know that Peter Sanovich with his habit of dropping belly table, crawling into his boss's chair will be a miracle: responsibility, sensitivity, energy, third bust size and every day a new color of lipstick. However, she is so loyal to you: she goes with you to dinner, as a friend talks to you about his plans, about how to tighten discipline in the team, consults on matters of personnel changes. Do you feel that you would like to take on some responsibilities not outlined in your employment contract. Well, there, hold up the house, asking for coffee, put a pillow under the back...
But don't do it. Even if she does communicate with you, because it finds your attractiveness irresistible, not because he tries to collect more information about your colleagues. Your relationship from the outset doomed to such a lot of issues that the chance for a speedy final break will be approximately 99%. You know, what will you do then? Correctly. Send resume to employment agencies. You need it for?
A positive aspect. On the labour market there is now a shortage of good specialists.
Neighbor
She went for the box of matches. And began. In the morning you share in the entrance of friendly smiles, evenings, you you rush to her for a Cup of tea, and, in the end, is what stupid people call coincidence. This accident, however, will have natural consequences. What?
Well, first of all, say "goodbye" to the days when you could get away with bring into the house of friends of the female sex. Door eyes give a good review, and if the neighbor what you didn't notice, she immediately all that is necessary will report to the grandmother at the door. Second, get a full set of plumbing, carpentry and painting supplies. Well, who better than you to help a single woman fix faucets, to carry the furniture to clear the carpets and lay the parquet? Third, find out the prices for the services of realtors, the currency of the housing. 'll need. And she just went for the box of matches.
A positive aspect. During your visits you will save money on gasoline (taxi, public transport). But realtors are still more expensive.
Sixteen
Perfect figure, beautiful skin, beautiful hair she don't need no makeup, all of it - like a peach, like a flower, but still cheerful as a bird. But how long can you stay in your right mind, communicating with peach, flower and bird? The first week you every night until you drop dance at discos, interspersing noisy dance talks about her classmate Tanya flunked the exam in physics, Leonardo di Caprio is a terrible paw, all parents are nerds, and chewing marmalade is full to the dogs. On the second week you start to think that the criminal code, prohibiting intercourse with a minor, perhaps primarily worried about your mental health. But what if you still passionately wanted to communicate with a young beauty? To read the magazine for teenage girls Yes! If you are able to cover two rooms in a row and you even be interested in - then you can try.
A positive aspect. Dancing at the disco give a good load on different muscle groups.
A lover of animals
Scratches is nonsense. And dog hair on the pants is easily remedied. But, tell me, why do you need to live with a woman all day alcelaphinae, feeds, vigulivaet and stacks with itself to sleep not you, but someone else? At the same time someone else disgusting character, repulsive appearance and obesity in the last stage. You can't take the meat from the refrigerator, because it is for the Pusic. Today's trip to the theater canceled because of Pusic disorder ventricle. Only very ugly uncle can so rude to remove the Pusic from kosloski. And anyway, why would you not stand up, not to dress and not to run to the pharmacy for antipasti drug? Moreover, the Pusic doesn't like when we do it. He's terribly jealous, bednarek.
A positive aspect. When she turns away, you can kick the Pusic in a thick ass, and then make a puzzled face.
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Men's Life
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