Axioms refrigerator

As in any science, the science of food storage also has its axioms, then there are statements that do not require evidence.


And each of the axioms, as we know, there is always a slacker, which by no means can learn it and usefully applied.




And with the fridge: seems to know all refrigeration rules, and all run into a bad mark.




Open an average refrigerator.



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On the top shelf sunbathe all sorts of curds and yogurtini, lying podrastet butter, spread the seasoned bundle of sour cream and sadly took a NAP on a silver half-eaten cake for dinner.




Shelf below settled canned fish: durable, for centuries. They rarely disturb, respectful moving from place to place and snagging some kylesku in tomato sauce in case of departure to the cottage.



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Immediately perched sausages - and maybe they will be classified as a strategic stock and cease every night peck from the team for a couple of losers.



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Below that, some downright grocery Veche.




Here and soup in a saucepan, and open a jar of jam, here and herring in the bag Flirty because neighbors in the nose, tail, and there's cheese, chopped and hastily samotny in cellophane, but some refrigeration citizens, whose name and age pozabyty even the hosts.



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Well, at the very bottom, so to speak, at the bottom of all this motley society, a half-vegetables and fruit in packages.



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Perhaps they even someone died in these packages, but because to the bottom of the responsible users rarely get, and this rule applies not only to the fridge, vegetables patiently lie and don't complain.



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And according to the rules, everything looks completely different.




On the top shelf, right under the freezer, you only live travel, those who are about to go.



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This sour cream, cream, cakes and pastries, dough, in special containers - thawed meat and fish.



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On the second shelf there are only sausages and they are in the company moves herring, Flirty disposition which must be driven into the cruel plastic frame container, otherwise frivolous smell beauties soon smell all the inhabitants frosty home.



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Third shelf put dairy products, cottage cheese, creams and yesterday's food.




In containers from the bottom left of vegetables and fruits, vegetables finally emptied from the bags and checked for the presence of incurable diseases: it is very harmful condensation.



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But fruits and berries - on the contrary. Stored in packages or special boxes, tightly closed, and unwashed.



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And canned food? There they unloaded on the table, angrily sparkle gold sides and punch me in the face with his orders...



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No, dear, your place in an ordinary grocery cupboard. On your side won and storage conditions written.




No, we are for you refrigerator is not pity, just cluttered shelves interfere with the natural circulation of air in the refrigerator and spoil the lives of other products.



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Well, we now have in the fridge all for science. All according to the axioms. And therefore the only correct.

Source:

Belarusian women's portal

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