Mouths of Babes

So ended the contest "Mouths of Babes", which was determined 4 winners. All participants, finalists will receive prizes from "the Album".

Maria Ivanova:


My son is 4 years, recently been to a doctor and he told us that the child is very enlarged tonsils and would do well to take him to the sea. The boy naturally heard it all, a day later walk with him out of the garden, on the street many puddles, and he is very imaginative:


- In the puddles fish swim, I'll catch a fish and take her to sea, there will release.




And I ask him:




- And you that the sea going?


- Yes, - answered - see what I MEDAL rose, the doctor told the sea to go!




Anna By Oginsky:




Granny you don't starenka.


Why?


You're walking without a stick, and you're not wrinkled.




- Dad, he fights, he needs ears to tear!


- You are also struggling as he is.


- (Thinking a bit) But my ears do not come off, got it!




Oksana Lysenko:




Marcke Bula visiting Kremena and poznalomilas there s tatem Kremena DD Pavlo. Through ACIS hour mom nagado about cremeno , about DDA Paul. Marcke sapito:


- Sparkling DD Pavlo?


- Tato Premeno, W Jakim tee poznalomilas if Bula do cremeno.


vdpud:


- And the price at the sparkling great head...





Natalia Allowence:


Return with Maxim store.


Towards the neighbor. Hello. Neighbor:


-Maxim, what is that you do not say Hello?


Maxim expression:


- "Hello, hi, what happiness!




Maxim goes with the mother of kindergarten.


"Mother, Maxim is dark, turn on the sun!




Dad offers Maxim: come on, son, you, as the Pope, under the machine will postagem?


Maxim: Yes, under the car!




Only dressed younger son (1 year old), as he again got on. Say, "Oh, you Sasha, and a miracle! ". Senior, Maxim, so reproachfully, shakes her head, "Well, just whangdoodle!!! "




Returned Maxim from the kindergarten, he hugs his mother and asks, " Mommy, my sweetheart and darling! Do you have a back ache?


"No, not sick


And legs ache?


And legs do not hurt


"Well, then, quickly convert Maxim back and jumped!!!




Maxim loves to come. Wore my mother's sweater, looks in the mirror and admires: - Maxim direct Dolce-Gabbana!




Asks for his Mother and brother Sasha you bought for me?


- For you, son, for you


- And what's in store cars ended?




Grandmother complains that old, that arms and legs she was sick. Maxim patiently listened to all, sorry: - Grandma, don't cry, daddy's work will come and all of you will celebrate!

Source:

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