Sunday, December 21, 2014

6 SMS that it is better not to send...


6 SMS that it is better not to send..."PMS-ka"


At the conclusion of a scandal, or in the midst of the quarrel, if we have the strength to escape from the battlefield, avoiding offensive replicas in the face, there is a temptation to say started or formulate something scathing, so that no reproach. In SMS ke is possible to rearrange the words in places, it can be edited with the help of a friend, pre concise nakida for her the essence of you and your boyfriend differences. And to give, finally, emotions, inspired by the fact that the opponent will be forced to read your message of any length to the end. Sometimes the delivery is interrupted in the middle and messages start boomeritis - full inbox of the recipient. You're nervous and send SMS in the second round, falling into even more hysterical because understand: it is more than silly.




Check the calendar. Maybe soon monthly? And while you wrote this SMS, you "clocked" itself? Maybe the night behind the window, and you start to dream awake? Or you sit on a rigid diet, which, as expressed by the Chinese, "spoils people character"?.. Maybe someone ruin your mood, and you're just trying to give another", as in a child's game? If the mood of the ending of the SMS is very different from the mood of its beginning, the conclusion is clear: give your phone to someone who will not return it to you in less than a day. Drink a sedative, take a bath, eat a banana and sleep.





His former


My friend had the SIM card with the phone numbers of all her former. She wears her wallet and swears me to get rid of it every time is it another stupid situation. Bachelorette party or during regular club meetings during the weekend, standing in her body to get a couple of glasses of champagne, she began to send everything simple messages like "how are you? ". Some even agree to come and join the celebration of life, and sometimes even several of them. In General, she is able to do yourself "not boring". But the next day it is usually very ashamed.




By the way, men have no such inclination. Their optimism is much more effective in fueling new acquaintances, rather than a reflection on the old one.





Something really important


"Ya beremenna" you can only send in honor of April 1, or if your trip to the Arctic again lasted indefinitely. In any other case you loose sight of the first reaction. And if the news is intended for the loved one is painful, you live, you will at least be able to take him by the hand.





Question


If these questions imply the answers for you is vital. Let the man do not have time to answer the question: "Lazan'ili ya befstroganoff?? "you just make the choice on their own. And if he "will hang" on "stalled" question like: "Ty menya lyubish? " - and you will Sudetes waiting for an answer, b) you will be uncomfortable to ask - either personally or in an SMS and you will never be sure that he got it, and he will always be able to convince you otherwise.





Irrevocable


All we know about these terrible words like "always" / "never". However, that said tongue may be what "was too long ago", and what is written - "will not cut down with an axe." The text messages defiant pledges no shelf life. Wrote "Bol'she ni what's za tebe ne napishu! "and that's it, no more messages. Even if you remember that, listing the reasons why he, the bastard, should be "punished so severely", forgot to mention the most important. You will have to live until the end of his days, keeping an understatement in itself. After all, it is not necessary it will be justified, and beg you to reconsider. Otherwise what? You are not human words? The same is disgusting.





Wrong


Many times I was sent to the chief of the SMS "Spokoynoy no4i, sladkiy! " just because his last name starts with the first letter of the name of my beloved! This is not the worst, by the way, what can happen, confuse you, the recipient. This is especially dangerous for those who lead a double life.






Source:

Women's information and entertainment portal WDay.ru
















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