1. Work is better not to leave, than in the morning to late for two minutes.
2. To work to come one at a time, with an interval of 2 minutes after one another, so as not thought of sleeping in one place.
3. If you want to use the toilet, but in the corridor there is someone from the team members, you must wait until he goes to the Cabinet ("Endure the goat, and then the mother will").
4. To order the brain to work without makeup food and forget the way to the store.
5. On the territory around each other party, not to look in the eye and do not communicate, do not think that hang around together, why.
6. Quit Smoking in order to avoid wasting precious 5 minutes of working time for which the organization is unsustainable losses.
7. If in the corridor someone talking on the phone, take a photo of it and send Eminescu superiors.
8. In the workplace do not resent, do not use the words "damn", "shit", "fucker", "@", "bastard", "some guys", and others.
9. Drinking tea is not more often than twice a day, distribute odors, not to eat at work the fish. If you want to drink, wait for lunch...
10. Despite the fact that laughter prolongs life and promotes team building, - frankly to Express their emotions when the boss is prohibited...
11. If the bosses have a bad mood, make visibility complete absence in the office.
12. If you want to provide a "memorable" fruitful labor week leave from work 5 minutes early.
13. In the dining room more than two not to come, not to think on three...
14. Come on salary, not to push neighbors from the queue, not to fall into the hungry fainting and not to take money from employees...
15. Not to develop rules of conduct for employees, not to print and distribute among the group.
Author:
Palamarchuk A.
Source:
Women's Magazine
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