Thursday, May 22, 2014

About the intricacies of sexual etiquette


About the intricacies of sexual etiquetteOne love is not enough; we need more willingness to obligations in relation to each other. Your girlfriend may from time to time not to Express dissatisfaction, but this does not mean that you comply with all the subtleties of sexual etiquette. Recall that there are at least 26 of the things not to do in bed.



Do not wash "to"


Yes, excites you the smell of her body - but she may or may not respond to such a compliment. If the natural scent of a woman like musk, your often reminiscent of the scent of overripe tomatoes. Nasty smell can give your underwear - no woman would like, snatching off you pants, to detect traces of your last five selections. Lead before appointment a detailed study of each of her slit with the help of soap.





To apologize for early finish


Your girl need from you a shot, when she has already managed to reach the peaks of pleasure. She doesn't like excuses, like nagging decade of fellow that he was late for class due to the fact that translated the grandmother across the street. When do you feel you are ready, and she's still there, prosacea as she is sexy. It's certainly better infantile babblings.





To turn sex into a routine


I think sex is the same thing to fix the machine: bonded pair of wires, and if one works, why reinvent something else? But you are not dealing with electrical device, and a woman is sensual and changeable. Therefore you should not RUB it in the same place - she, in the end, will begin irritation on the skin. She needs you to listen to her feelings when he polincal, and when attacked her on the kitchen table.





Escape


Contrary to popular belief, not all women are revel in time conversations after orgasm, squeezing partner in a steamy embrace. But after sex she really needed to you were near. When finished, not skateway in bed, with hot coals. Otherwise it will feel unbearably lonely - especially if you mokashi it will pull on his clothes and go in search of something more interesting. If you really can't wait to play on the computer, at least wait until she is asleep.





Pinching her cellulite


You think you can show that she likes you as a whole. And the girl will understand in a different way: did you notice the most hated part of her body. All over a dispute in which you never defeated. You should not bypass the weasel "orange peel". RUB it exactly the same as everything else. And completely deny its existence, if the girl asks.





To remain in socks


Do you think that bare torso and slightly lower for good sex is enough. "Why, you say to yourself, not to leave my favorite socks alone? " How do you they look? If socks white as the stripper from the group Chippendale. Other colour - and you're a football player in the locker room. She does not want, his eyes on your muscular figure, to detect the completion of a couple of ridiculous socks - so undress very entirely.





Don't let her sleep


Sex for you is not sex, if it lasts less than one hour. But during this time, her vagina is so dumb, that wish will come to naught. If you see that she didn't come for half an hour, help orally. Obviously, your dick is now not in the working mood.





To dissolve legs


Somehow she whispered, "I love you". But it is not meant just right and you will certainly not thought about your heels. Rough, cracked feet is not the most powerful weapon in your Arsenal, so not really megalai them. And once again you look: a brand-whether they are clean. Bad smell - the fastest means against sex.





To caress only the clitoris


Determining the location of the clitoris, you perceive it as a great lever, which immediately turns her passion at full capacity. And remain in happy ignorance that it lies motionless in the ashes of their hopes, in vain waiting until you switch to the other parts of her body. Zalaski and Satului it all before to stay the course on the sensitive area. And when you get, be more careful.





Wipe


When you're just starting to go down, she already feels uncomfortable. She is worried, it's nice there in her taste, sufficiently moist, not wet do too... So when you, as a diver emerges from the depths and, without hesitating a second, grab a napkin, do not hope to flatter your girlfriend. Kiss her first, and only if she complains, wipe your face. And if not, a little extra moisture is not deadly.





To do acrobatics


To put the girl in any invented you pose for it can be humiliating and painful. Your friend better know what you are capable of her limbs. Don't confuse her so that her legs were hooked over the neck. First take their innovative ideas on mutual consideration - the reaction will be much better than if you start to twist it around himself as a sheep during shearing.





Ask: "how are You? "


Though you do not doubt your loving participation will melt a woman's heart, the peak of sex is not the time to ask if it OK. She has presented itself in the hands of muscular mechanics, with the power of taking it on the hood, and then your falsetto reminiscent of the voice of the baby and referring to her as an idiot. She would pass from the heights of their dreams in the arms of squeaky Piglet and hardly will thank you for it.





Sweat


To osmocote during sex naturally - but it is undesirable to sprinkle the girl then. Show her that you're not a God of love, and sebaceous type too active glands means to instantly transform her disgusted with myself. Remember Tom cruise in the movie "Mission: impossible" - you should drop one drop, and the alarm will activate. Premakni forehead with his hand, but it is better to let the girl up.





Dirty to speak


You've read somewhere that harsh speech awakens in a woman of primitive savagery. Yes, if obscenity said. If not, the girl will find yourself in a stupid situation, trying chuckle to drown your savory stock phrases. Little light of battle and that's it.





To scream and moan


If you have planned to get into the German porn star, do not use as a trainer his girlfriend. It is unlikely to support your endeavors. Loud: "Yes! Yes! Feel! "only make her laugh your ridiculous attempts to be sexy. Powerdrivers another time.





Overdo it with the rudeness


What do you see as the most zealous, passionate fuck, she may not like. Sometimes it works and uncomplicated routine - the posture of a missionary or "from above". And regulates the depth of penetration - if she will begin to imitate the dogs may not be at the height of pounding on the inside of his member, as the Tatar-Mongols batterer in the capture of Ryazan in 1237. If you're a fan of "doggie-style", vnedryaya gently and move at a convenient pace.





Require light


Aren't you ashamed of your torso of Tarzan, so dazzling light your sexual pleasure only benefit: visible every curve of her body and without nerves to find condoms. But the idea included chandeliers not so admire your friend: as you will notice, every extra inch, tablevalue in some places the skin and unsightly spots-the pimples. Absolute darkness is not necessary, but turn on the nightlight: so you both will feel better.





Twirl her nipples


Don't like women to be dopes. Therefore, the imitation of a four-month baby, smakula nipple, will not lead her into raptures. Never obscurely and don't let go with the squelching sound nipple: she will probably hate you for the mockery of her body. Be gentle, then grab the mouth to the nipple only when I am sure plenty of air.





Too much to pull her Breasts


When you're at the bottom, naturally, want to catch as much as possible. And usually it turns out that you're pulling her to his chest. For girls it's not only painful, but also makes it the mother of 17 children and two pressurized bags hanging from the chest. Women feel their sexuality when their Breasts turned up to the maximum. So always podtalkivali it up.





Hurry up


You come to the desired state for three seconds and assume that it is not lagging behind. But her lubrication not always keep up with your member, it reacts to petting and kissing. Try to sexualise, not paying attention, polegnala if the girl is trying to squeeze the horse in the dog kennel: debilitating crush without any noticeable result.





To give herself to undress


The girl is absolutely not necessary to you every night respectful rastagival her bra. But even less she wants to arrange before you show with pulling the dress over her head. Than to lie on the back and laugh at this entertaining performance, better start kissing her, while she is still dressed. Turn the exemption covers part of the whole process.





Answer calls on your mobile


This can be the most urgent news - for example, changing the venue of the match "Spartak" in the Champions League. Conversation just for the moment! For you, this is a slight break, but the girl will think that you will be happy to change the date with her on trivial chit-chat with a friend. Remember that paid for the phone with an integrated mailbox for messages, and let it run.





To gnash teeth


Kiss during sex - it's so romantic. And you to another strain of the neck muscles, trying furiously to cover her lips with his. Unfortunately, you are by yourself in the way, moving up and down like a piston so instead gentle kiss turns out a hell of tooth-gnashing. Do not try to provide her dentist - kiss the girl before and after, not during.





To run in the middle of the process in the toilet


Naturally, your bladder is the latter, what are you thinking about during the intermission, so don't be surprised when a few minutes will begin the familiar rush. I think the girl will be happy to wait for your return? No. She would lie abandoned, cooling, and her sexual appetite will slowly but surely creep up to the mark of "zero". Late sprint to the bathroom can be regarded as a request not to bother with its presence. Until you return, it will have time to dress, previously calling a taxi. Conclusion: go to the toilet beforehand.





To be selfish


Giving it to massage your penis to full immersion in Nirvana, you hope that the service to the service reply is not necessary. In today's atmosphere of sexual equality, this custom is dying out so don't wait for a Blowjob, if you do not return the oral pleasure. And do not submerge in her genitals on the chin. Model behavior: cat, like milk, not a hyena over the body of the antelope.





All night to look for a point G


You are proud of your erudition about the G spot and prepared to bring his girlfriend in tremor, having tracked down and caught this beast. Just stop digging around in the vagina with a flashlight! Try to inspect the tip of your finger - maybe find something small and porous. This is the point G. Iron. If there is no reaction, drop it and do something more effective.





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