Saturday, March 1, 2014

Bed oddities, which are silent


Bed oddities, which are silentThe last is a habit that bed can irritate the partner, and cute weaknesses that make lovemaking more intense and unforgettable.


Five "bed" habits peculiar to ladies.




Habit No. 1. Shy and everything to passionate"




That can be annoying (to confuse, to cause confusion or resentment) partner more than a habit sweetheart lying on back log and silently? Well, let's say, you have one or two alternative poses that bring some diversity in sex, for example, on odd days of the week... good thing, of course: you habitually calm, and achieving the desired result is guaranteed. Only because we are interested not only (and not so much) the end result is important in the process itself, the process of obtaining pleasure! Agree, with a standard set of "missionary posture plus doggie-style on Fridays" life together will not last six months. Then sexual life will become boring and bland.




The other problem is the habit of doing this on a schedule or plan. Usually before bedtime and only in the bedroom under a large blanket. Boring! But what if you replace the evening performance of duties unexpected passion in the middle of the day in the kitchen? Morning gentle awakening, smoothly flowing in sex?




Or here is another intolerable to men of understanding (and pride! ) habit - the habit of women to refuse, and then not-e-echota to give up and eventually drown in his arms. If the end is the same, wouldn't it be easier to agree immediately?




In General, dear girls, women, ladies, lady and Princess... Down with stereotypes about what we are supposed, according to Zhvanetsky, "(A) silent B) to lie"! Down with feigned humility and indifference - long live the diverse, active, magical fun!




Habit No. 2. Turn off the lights, music and sadarghat curtains




Yes, they say that "darkness is the friend of youth". Yes, too bright robs intimate process of his (sorry for the pun) intimacy... But light is not the enemy, and sometimes even a great help, introducing an element of diversity that creates a romantic atmosphere glare and shadows. We are talking about a soft, subdued lighting or burning fireplace and candles. However, sex in daylight or bright artificial-too anything. Sometimes it is worth to throw away all hesitation, and if the world is to know the body of the beloved... To detail!




Another habit, not that useful, is to turn off all sounds. And it's stupid, because music is the necessary background, creating a particular atmosphere. For example, if you want something gentle and unhurried, leave the speakers loud and soft relaxing music, make each other a massage, enjoy.




Habit No. 3, annoying. Laughing and talking




There are girls who are completely dumb in bed, quite well - at least one groan or podbirali "Oh" escaped from them tightly compressed lips. But there is another type - the ones that giggle incessantly, and those that still have a habit of yammer, sticking is not very useful and really quite unnecessary comments. Although sometimes say something encouraging, calling for "exploits" are very useful. Useful and if you want his help, to guide him in the right spot at the right pace.




Main bedroom - know when to stop and not to distract from the process inappropriate remarks like "wow, if my mom today to join us for dinner coming? " or "you soon? "





Habit No. 4, obnoxious. Distracted by extraneous stimuli


An example would be the situation if the girl is distracted by extraneous things ("Damn! The nail broke-Ah! "), phone calls ("Hello. Masha? Hello! How are you? "). You know, men's self-esteem not to understand than it is broken off the nail, which you've grown three months, it is now more important ten minutes of sex with him.





Habit No. 5. To simulate orgasm


We are all in the soul of the actress. Especially often in bed. And we use to play like for obvious reasons: I want to make sex completed (for the partner) and unforgettable (apparently, for him), want him to feel unique lover. That's only true knights, which the feelings of the beloved is not indifferent, sex like when he and her. In chivalry beloved, we have no doubt, then, maybe we should leave simulants habit at all?




And now about the guys, men, spouses, lovers and their habits in bed. The list of men's passions and vices is a bit more - I hope they forgive the author of this article... now.




1. Stick is not at the most appropriate moments: for example, while you were talking with my boss on the phone or doing the dishes.


2. There are biscuits and sandwiches in bed, and then sleep on the remaining crumbs.


3. Drink before "these" spirits (probably for courage).


4. Not pre-remove socks.


5. To leave bruises on the neck.


6. Palms to push the head of your partner down-down-down...


7. Without boring, "just so" to ljubopytstva how we treat sex as a Threesome.


8. After the end of the process to ask the same question: "Well, how? "You finished?" "


9. Discard PPE in the box to the envy of all the neighbors.


10. And to fall asleep, dragging all the blanket over himself!





Author:

Uglanov K.


Source:

SkyWoman.ru
















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