Coming to the wedding, you want to have fun and maybe even someone to meet you. But there are 5 types of guests, from which it is better to stay away. A little bit about them.
Guest No. 1: Terribly annoying type
Terribly annoying type
Unfortunately, he is at every wedding. Even if you don't immediately recognize, believe me, it will not be long in coming, and coming, as soon as you will be left alone. You will immediately calculated by the sweet talk in the style of Arthur Pirozhkov and ambiguous hints. Can tell him that you have a boyfriend or that you're actually a nun, but for weddings you let go of the monastery. Will not help! Will not help biting ridicule and sarcasm.
How to avoid threats. If you've already attacked this guest, try to avoid him and never stay alone. Ever.
The main mistake. Don't agree to dance with him, even out of pity. This is a deceptive maneuver. Then it won't fall behind, thinking that you are still not against him spinning.
Guest # 2: the Violent tippler
Wild drunk guest
For every wedding there is at least one. With both sides of the bride and groom. This guest has obviously confused the wedding with the Turkish resort is all-inclusive and cannot move away from the bar. It can be recognized by uncertain gait in 20 minutes after the start of the celebration, persistent smell of alcohol and crazy eyes, looking for anyone to bother.
How to avoid threats. Do not sit at his Desk and immediately try to get away from it under any pretext. Otherwise, the entire evening will sit and pretend that you are interested to listen to him. So he just don't let you go.
The main mistake. Desperate to understand his silly jokes, don't start drinking at his pace. Can quickly take his place and be remembered by other guests even more drunk than he. Do not drink brotherhood, it looks unsightly.
Guest No. 3. Angry relative
This type can be calculated by a furrowed brow and constantly unhappy face. And even when the couple danced their first dance to a song Lara Fabian, some Evdokia S., cousin, aunt of the groom, continually complains about too expensive limousine, overcooked meat, not a measure of the open neckline of the bride. The reasons for such behavior are often banal and limited to family much confusion.
How to avoid threats. After hearing complaints from some ladies old age, run away from her. If you have already fallen in her sticky network, try to defuse the situation, to change the subject, to engage in conversation with others.
The main mistake. You should not assent to and agree with the disgruntled relatives. Risk being branded as gossip and be recorded in the ranks of the eternally dissatisfied guests, which try not to invite.
Guest No. 4. Strange type
Strange guest
There will always be some guy that takes too long, meaningful glances, talking, gets too close and actually, in my opinion, anyone at the wedding knows. Avoid these in any case. As terribly annoying type, he will stick to you as soon as your views happen to meet, and you will get bored.
How to avoid threats. First, come with a pair. Be as serious with a strange guest, and sharply turn his attention. Get your young man to dance, to show that you are not alone.
The main mistake. Try to find out who he is, why here and he whose relative. Don't waste time on unnecessary clarification. Have fun!
Guest No. 5. Sitting in the gallery
All distant relatives, nasty and quarrelsome persons usually put on far places or for the far tables. They usually differ in that or don't say, because almost nobody knows or, on the contrary, try to talk with everyone. By the way, the previous 4 guests most likely you will find it at this table.
How to avoid threats. Don't sit down at this table! In passing, slow down their step, and if you go try to land, get out and call for help in the form of friends. Whoever gets the table of losers, becomes one of them. This rule applies from school.
The main mistake. Even out of pity not samigina with none of the strange guests. And if you suddenly want to sit down and you will see the only vacant chair, don't sit down immediately. Consider carefully those who are sitting nearby. Maybe he's free for a reason.
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