1. She can sleep across the bed, wrapped in a roll of blankets, popinov one pillow under the abdomen, and the second under head. When men are not around, we always sleep.
2. Not waking up at 4 am the scream of cars of Formula 1 a day live broadcast of the Australian Grand Prix.
3. It can make yourself the smallest in the world the trash - and still it will always be half empty. Because there is no one to fill it with beer bottles and tons of bones of cattle.
4. Her cat walks around the tables and beds with head held high, and does not live in the wild stress and humiliation under the sofa.
5. Sitting on a diet, she does not feel tantalum pain, opening the fridge. The most enticing that she will find there is a pound sprouted seed wormwood pohudatelny. And no diversions in the form of a depraved sausages, shameless dumplings and sausages-iskusitelnica.
6. She regularly do morning exercises, because no one is staring at her Bouncing Breasts, red face and old sweat pants.
7. She can listen to your favorite music. At full volume, not holding ready penitential expression "what are you, that you, of course, I don't take this music seriously"
8. Can climb on Dating sites (just out of curiosity), without worrying that some overly advanced user it found.
9. She moved through the apartment easily without bumping it on the bulky exhibits of the house-Museum of a Real Man - snowboards, drills, tires, jackets and these, as their... grinders.
10. Is in happy confidence that grinders is female Bulgarians.
11. She can before going to sleep, apply on the face and the body most smelly substance, not caring what this face and body will be at the taste, if someone will meet their duty to kiss her.
12. She knows that if the heel dug a piece of nail, it's his home, immunochemistry piece.
13. Taken in the toilet sample of printed products (taken by pure chance, we don't read in the toilet) would be nice women's magazine or at worst vile women's novel, not a catalogue of mobile phones over the past year.
14. She does not call his mother.
15. She can pick up on the street and bring home men and kittens.
16. When the computer crashes it causes smart, cute and shy former classmate. Treats his tea, sitting on the table in a short robe, enjoying his rosweyde ears. Instead of listening for months about the fact that this man's work, which some will do, as soon as I have time.
17. It ceases to be late, because no one measures the time it charges with a stopwatch.
18. Bringing home flowers, worried about how long they will last, and not about how to explain where they came from.
19. Washes, not tormented by doubts - is it true that all men sometimes write in the sink.
20. When the word dinner, think about the restaurant, not the supermarket.
21. For some reason is not interested in new technologies to get rid of snoring. And comes up with a diplomatic way to implement these tools into practice.
22. She quickly and deftly changes the light bulb, without any reflection on strategic wrongness of their actions from the point of view of a fair division of household responsibilities.
23. Hanging on the phone as long as you want without thinking about the fact that somewhere nearby in the corner crying man in helpless desire somewhere to connect and to download something.
24. Nobody washes their panties her 80-dollar soap with moisturizing oil ginseng.
25. She can eat candy and in spite of the world to throw candy wrappers on the back of the sofa. Sometimes we can't wait to do it.
26. She relaxed brings home friends who have offended to have to third the size of the bust at the waist 50 see
27. She conducts herself epilation feet anywhere in the apartment, and not just standing in raskoraku in close bath with poor lighting.
28. Walking naked without a second thought, slouching and not pulling the belly.
29. It is generally much less preparing, lying and looking for caps from toothpaste.
30. May at any time with pleasure to dream about that wonderful day when, finally, begin to live with a man.
Source:
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