It is believed that the surest way to restore their relationship primitive passion is to annoy the man. How to bring your man to rabies, see below.
What is most important in the psychology of family life? Right - a good quarrel, and the ability to bring the man she loved to distraction. As it is, and can relax, and get that you're always near, always loved and are no longer needed. So it's time to gather honey, and show him an unusual step. And also to check for the presence of tender feelings to you. Because if it screams, it means love, if jealous is so appreciated, and if drunk out of grief - so intelligent, sensitive, and generally the best.
Well, I, as a certified specialist in making men crazy, crazy and mad, I will give you 10 effective tips.
How to bring a man to rabies. 10 surest ways
Criticize it. And everywhere, always, and preferably with witnesses. Criticize his style of dress, his ability to drive a car, how he podkurivaet a cigarette, making love, tells jokes, walks, dances, eats, sleeps, snores and picks his nose. Osapi his ironic observations and small gentle barbs like, "Oh, it was so cool and quite long. Even to sweat did not have time. You, as always at height, darling".
Always show him what to do. Because without you he's like a little blind kitten. Jab to his nose and let's HQ. Especially your valuable guidance and to the point, when he is driving, vacuuming, cut up the meat and selects a new lawn mower.
Compare him with other men. No matter with whom - with my dad, brother, uncle, neighbor, colleague, administrator, chief financial officer or the President. The main thing is that the comparison was clearly not in his favor. Particularly successful is to compare it with your former lovers.
Talk to him heart to heart. Utochniay, does he love you as before, whether he wants as much as before. Ideal questions: "do you love me? Just love? And how much love? That, even more than your ex? ". The main thing here, to ask such questions in every spare moment, especially trying during sex, football match and an important meeting with business partners.
Take on his Desk. Display books in alphabetical order, pen - color, wheels - on the subject, the paper in a neat pile. If you burn simply irrepressible desire to annoy her man, can first be unstuck, and then throw out all the stickers with a little bit of important information (dates, phone numbers, meeting places).
Sensitively Ullevi his mood and act according to circumstances. Saw that her husband came home from work squeezed like a lemon and almost cried because of a failed project, over which he pored the last 3 months - show sensitivity and participation, tell me how tired, as you miss his warmth and attention. Be sure to ask, what are you going to live next month (especially if he was fined) and check, does he like your new brows. If you doubt him enough of your participation, you can cry and roll up hysterics. Definitely guide her phrases: "You do not love! " and "telling the Truth Mama...! ".
Arrange a joint shopping. Can allocate a whole day off. After all, you have to avoid so many shops, revise and perempat so many things! Skirts and blotcky, tops and bras, shoes and ballet Slippers, panties, and scarves, hats and belts. Oh, and you urgently need a new bag, a pair of three kitchen towels, garden shears and a collection of recipes for canned mushrooms tomato.
Gossip. Many, relish, with everyone and everything. You can even about her man. You can even. Discuss his shortcomings at first my mom, then with Svetkey, Milkey and Natasha. Later can call his mom, the neighbor and his Secretary. Along the way, learn about the latest news, check, whether bare Masha, whether Pashka, married Lee Taylor with Andrew. Don't forget to moan, gasp and throw sarcastic remarks.
Spill the wine on the keyboard of his new laptop, enter an incorrect password on his phone... in a row... three times... Break his electric shaver, you drop new watches in the bathroom. You have the option, but you all together. It all depends on your courage and ability to run fast, dodging flying objects.
Say that he is going bald. Without comments.
Well, what happened? Ah, you are not sure that it is in the desired condition and was brought to rabies? Here we need to focus on the face color (purple, pale, POSELENIE) and the volume of phrases spoken to them (loud cries, silent, muffled growls).
Several signs of mad men:
Beats the dishes. Throws furniture. Sprinkles saliva. Tearing at his clothes. Produces strange sounds or crying, or moaning, or just swearing. Leaves the house, slamming the door behind me.
May well it, to bring her husband to rabies? Maybe let her live a quiet, peaceful, no touching, and most importantly, next to you?
Source:
Sex-log
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