Maybe love them often, efficiently and rapidly, but the feeling of euphoria, alas, does not come. "What was it? skeptical we ask ourselves. - It was sex? H-m-m".
Let us list the most popular female disappointments after sex. For example, we say that a man in bed "so-so", if there is one of the following situations.
The game is "dry" The first week of her relationship with her guy for my girlfriend, she did not go quite smoothly. "He is cool, but sex... jet! "she said about the man's heart.
The guy was, in principle, does not miss. According to Albina, they indulged in the intima everywhere and constantly in the bathroom while brushing your teeth in the kitchen in the midst of washing dishes, visiting friends and in the Elevator. "So it's wonderful! "I squeaked envious tooth. "Not any, " disappointedly said Albina, drinking up my second Mojito. - He doesn't know what the prelude".
The story of a friend, our hero was pounced on it after each kiss and immediately indulged African passion, not caring about whether any time she is ready. As a result, after the third Mojito Albina told in a deep whisper that sex without foreplay cool as much as it can very well be the effect of sandpaper on the delicate female skin.
"Oh, you're so big! " Albina, generally, you know, not very lucky guys. For example, his last Prince on a white horse she stood about... 7 times, on the 8th declaring: "If the tool were born to glory, to glory, not to denigrate and to use them wisely! "
You would know, dear readers, what delightful evenings in cafes we spent with friends, listening admiringly Albinoni love stories, which were characterized by words such as "trunk", "Tusk" and "mutated giant". From the outside it sounds good. While she for some reason was not happy. "During sex, it works like a jackhammer, she said. Huge jackhammer! "
As it turned out, Balbininho boyfriend was a funny tendency - he believed that if we are to do with woman sex, on the depth and as much as possible. While they are obviously a man with great dignity in "these things" should be extremely careful.
"And to talk? " Another common reason for disappointment in women after sex - male composure. And if hyperactive Tusk can depart your body and soul, the calm unnerving us seriously and for a long time.
Here take my ex-boyfriend named Alex. Well what kind of nonsense is this, pray tell? Love is in full swing, one pose after another, and, it seems, just about any whiff of something burning, when suddenly - wham! two bodies fell exhausted into bed. And I to him: "Thank you, honey" and he: "by the Way, don't forget to give me ticket for tomorrow." And splashy splashy moved into the shower, leaving me to cuddle with an empty bed.
How to prigotovit, kiss and whisper something romantic vulgarity? Alas, some men are especially boring after intimacy.
"One, two, left! "
Although, what do I know about the boredom when there is my friend Kate. Here is her ex-boyfriend, so that, in her words, just a sample of boredom and mediocrity in love Affairs. "But it will not tell! " - I wonder.
Indeed, Kostya, judging by the gleam in his eyes, sense of humor and, as they say in summary, active life position, gives the impression of sexually gifted men. Alas, in practice it is not so. "In bed, he moves monotonously and rhythmically, like a robot, who seized the power button, - complains about it Kate. And no matter how I try to dislodge it from the usual amplitude or to change his position, he always returned to the old".
In response to my innocent suggestion to rap under a given rhythm or sing "one, two, left! One, two, left! " Kate was ready to throw my empty glass. Threw in the end, the guy Kostya.
"We don't need much," But, on the other hand, even Kostya, Alex and the ill-fated boyfriend Albina - sex-monsters compared to men, which intima-it does not need. I will say, it does not happen? Do not rush with the statements!
For example, IRIN faithful companion Artem for half a year, was it only a dozen times. Why? "Who knows? " - shrugs Ira. Artem, despite his brutality, sexual contact was not very interesting. Whether it is a matter of uncertainty, whether in low sexual Constitution, whether in an abusive word, which Irina dubbed his mountain-lover - is unclear. But she was incredibly disappointed that she had with great difficulty "dilute" the boyfriend to have sex, whereas the one at the first opportunity, sought to identify: "Thank you, baby, give me a little rest".
The man, according to the needs of most women, should be sufficiently robust and capable of carving out your favorite orgasm with utmost care.
"Let me prolong the pleasure! " Exactly, word for word, I said one of the longtime admirers. Leaving me, of course, in a state of extreme dejection. Not because I'm a so-called "bed of value", which krasivaya guys, giving us 30 seconds of unearthly bliss (and their own). But because at this point my boyfriend had oral sex. And facial muscles, definitely, began to numb oustaleti.
"Why did you stretch the pleasure? "I cooed. "And I like it! "ask him my Prince. And successfully stretched it over each of our meeting.
Of course, I haven't seen a single skeleton of a woman who died from a 50-minute prelude and me-e-Zelenogo 40-minute loving act in three repetitions, but have to say that I was close to death.
"Napilasja I'm drunk" But it's much more angry man who chronically inclined "to take the breast" before sex, and just enough that the excitement of the breast partner it isn't shining. Well he can't otherwise relax, and that's it! And drinks, as a friend of my friend Sony, three liters of beer, a bottle of brandy, then he collects the vast majority of reasons for dissatisfaction listed above.
It would seem as easy to take and not to drink! So no, he is shy and shy. Sonia, as usual, can't stop him, and about pleasure, unfortunately, can only dream, hoping and trusting that "not all men are".
Let us hope, to get from sex is only pleasurable sensations and to be with attentive man who will coincide with us and temperament, and skills.
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