No, the role of the housekeeper's cat, of course, may not be. But will quickly teach yourself some new "tricks". No time to look back, as in the perfection learn these techniques...
1. Do not leave dirty dishes on the table. Probably no need to explain what are the consequences of deviation from this rule is coming from the kitchen for a moment, upon your return you will find that your plate now not quite yours. Especially talented tailed teachers will be trained not to leave dishes in the sink - if desired, there also it is easy to get.
2. To walk around the apartment slowly, looking carefully at his feet. Otherwise you run the risk of falling while trying to avoid collision with nowhere and jumped in the middle of nowhere rushing a little likeness racehorse. Diligent students will be rewarded - you will soon learn not to rush and watch where you step, not only at home but also on the street. But in our latitudes, with their potholes Yes the ice is a vital skill.
3. To overcome the natural greed. And finally to buy instead of the "General operating" vacuum cleaner a vacuum cleaner is just working. If the cat you already have, but you still do not understand what this question means, since your with her Dating too little time has passed. Wait a month or two and re-read this paragraph again, blowing the ubiquitous cat hair from the keyboard, mouse and monitor.
4. Wipe the dust even in those places where nobody sees. Because now in your house finally got someone responsible who will be in all these places - and on the wardrobe, and kitchen canister, and on (and for) the refrigerator regularly to visit with revision. And if there is dust there - it will bring you to his moustache, ears and paws. When the happy coincidence - right in bed will bring, or to the table, then it's all about luck.
5. To learn not only to listen to the clock in the morning, but to stand on his signal. And who will persist and will not want to climb, over the ear will be loud purr, paw to touch the face and mustache tickling his nose. Also lieberam can apply the methods of hypnosis - prepare yourself for what to peer at you will be close. Well, quite hopeless will scratch out from under the blanket. Because I really want to eat! And say thank you, that you are not a dog that would on the street stomp had, and only to the kitchen to get it.
6. To save electricity. Such power-consuming device, such as iron, you will use a very efficient manner. No sudden interruptions of telephone calls and other "away for a moment"! Throw included iron unattended if the house cat, especially a kitten, is unacceptable. No joke.
7. There on the kitchen table and not in the bedroom on the bed in front of the TV. On the table some are not allowed to climb, and on the bed-then you can walk. Therefore, the nose placed in there dish you can poke, and beg a slice still what, and meow plaintively at the door, if put out, and so ten times in a row, despite all the "no's". In General, dear hosts - March to the kitchen!
8. Do not leave any necessary paper. And all sorts of small items. Yes and too large. And fresh linen. And rustling packages...
In short, the purity must be everywhere and order! What we wanted to prove.
Source:
School of life
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