Don't knowdo I need this interview. I don't need to sell movies. I don't need to sell anything.
I likethe way I look, although it seems to me that people pay me too much attention. In my opinion, there are certain hypnosis: "So, now you have to cluck like a chicken". "So, now you must say that David Duchovny - cutie".
When someone say "star", why do I always hear "fag". I know that I still hear, when I say "star"? I hear "asshole". Do not fully understand why. Maybe because one of the best parties that you are the star of this opportunity to get the best seats on the plane? The ones that you will never get. But this is a deception, and no one in the plane will not treat you really well. Of course, you will have a great serve, but when you will go, they will think: "Oh, bugger went! If we had not brought him the fucking chocolates, he probably went from anger saliva".
Once on the set I was asked to undress. But my ass looked something like this, and I forced them to cut this scene. Since then, I am sure that nudity is only good when you don't get money for it.
I lost his virginity at fourteen. And since then - no matter how sought - can't find.
Sex you need to do until his death. But he will never be as beautiful as it seems to us in childhood. Because when sex is a mystery.
Heard about the last request of John Holmes (the famous American pornoakce, who claimed that he had sex with 14000 different partners; died of AIDS in 1988. - Esquire)? He wanted his wife - well, the Queen of anal sex misty dawn, so it was always present at his cremation and kept an eye on everything. More than anything, he was afraid that somebody would cut off his *** and will sepertae in the Bank.
Men not able to take on as many capable women. Have you ever seen a porno actors as relaxed behaved in Hollywood circles as porn actress?
No sex between Mulder and Scully was not! Only true friendship.
I'm really tired from people who ask if I believe in what is shown in the "x-files". Hell, they don't ask dudes from "Ambulance", whether they believe in euthanasia.
I never sing on the people. I have a terrible voice, really, terrible. But Tea (Tea Leone, the wife of the Spiritual. - Esquire) says that she likes how I sing, and, perhaps, it's because I actually love it. We often use the fool in the car: I sing, and Thea depicts drums. That's why we have tinted Windows. Everyone must be thinking: this is because they are afraid of prying eyes and hide from fans. But believe me: we just love to fool around, that's all.
I never in my life there was no cooking. And the fact that I could cook in theory, I'm not going there ever.
I'm half Jew
and half Scot. Therefore, to buy something for me the real problem.
If you gather together Darwin, Christ and Nietzsche, they will all speak at the same time.
If you formed
you should not be proud of it. No matter how much you read books and no matter how much you learn, there will always be someone who never read anything, and knows two times more than you.
I believe in the existence of demons, but it seems to me that they know nothing of human life and therefore constantly podbiraut those who do not deserve it.
There is one terrible thingas a child, you look at his father, as a man that has no fear. Then you grow up and realize that fears your father enough. And most importantly: you are too full of them.
Fear is part of your creative energy. If you don't feel fear, you need to work as a storekeeper.
Never forget about work. When Harry Sandringham (American actor working in the genre of stand-up. - Esquire) were in Hawaii, we did what was invented for him this joke is about a transsexual, which shows off the size of his member. In fact, the General idea belongs to me, and Shandling only honed her. Remember? Well, this is when shemale says: "I'm not going to lie about the size of his member, but not so long ago I replaced the floor, and the man, who then fucked me, said that I have the biggest vagina that he had ever seen".
Scare me
opportunities in my bestalannost.
I don't know, is there any sense in what I'm doing.
I never
was not cruel to animals.
Source:
Esquire
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