Yes: though this is not always the case.
We do not come to meet you in time. What would you have not created a false impression that I belong to this meeting at least a little bit seriously. Should you be torment!
- We don't kiss you on the first date. Although, it would seem, what's the difference: first, second, fifty-fifth, not in mathematics happiness.
- We don't talk about the fact that we have dyed hair, contact lenses, veneers on the teeth, or silicone implants in her breast.
And certainly not going to discuss with you these interesting facts. Noticed? Did you know? Best will be if you will keep the results of this research with you. Professional illusionists, too, you know I hate it when the secrets of their tricks become known to a wider public.
- We don't sleep with you on the second date.
It's not that I in the childhood had read fairy tales where all the fun happens on the third night - there Via lead... But I have, first, to make you me Podobovets, and secondly, how would you otherwise know that I am a girl with strict moral principles?
- We will visit you at home for the first time, without any reason, even the most trifling. Think, though that may be, offer to give unique, gourmet tea varieties Lipton bags. Seduce a proposal to give the read a self-playing the bagpipes. Ask for help to move the refrigerator. I need an excuse to conscience.
We don't call you sooner than three days after a date. The idea is that you, the animal, of course had to call himself. That same evening! In the extreme case, the next day: And, at this point, I was not worth it in this case to contaminate your manicure need to dial your number... Because it is totally unclear why don't you call.
Options there are three:
a) you died
b) I did not like (it would be better if you died)
C) you're shy because you're timid and insecure.
Here is the calculation for option "b" I'll call, but not earlier than 72 hours after our meeting, I'll sit on the phone with a stopwatch, but I would not disgrace myself a premature call.
- We do not say that you have a small penis. At least as long as we still hope for the continuation of the relationship. From our point of view, this recognition is the last frontier, the use of nuclear button - last blast before the end of the world. In the extreme case, we can give you something like "well... he's not very big, but so wonderful!!! "
- We do not admit that I can spend hours viewing of paintings with naked men. Because the men I am only interested in the soul. Didn't you know? I like-no, not such a primitive organism, as some.
- We never say, "Honey, I'm not going with you today. Because I was not counting on the continuation of the Banquet, and put on your favorite old panties with yellow ducklings. In addition, hair removal in the bikini area I have now also leaves much to be desired". I'd rather naplate you any crap about the fact that today I decided to have a better understanding with you in our feelings.
"We're not going to have sex in silence. Want the truth? Twice in my life, I was dealing with a man, actually felt an uncontrollable urge to scream, to wail and howl. This man was my dentist.
In all other cases, I might not be heavy hand, even when under ten orgasms in a row, but also to me as you cheer! Well, actually more than in the bedroom sounds of passion, the gambling sex, but you don't wait for the right sound design? All the most necessary.
- We do not tolerate when you're filming with us cowards, leave them to hang out on one leg.
Once there is a feeling that you are to me like not enough tenderly. And you are only interested in one part of my body (although I know exactly what you are interested in, at least three... not even four).
- We will not twice in a row to do with you: oral sex!
Unless you're paralyzed patient, and I'm a nurse, in all other cases, the charity does not work, I'm not so keen to give people good.
- We do not allow you to dig in the box with our linens.
And you would like it if I opened the hood of the car, and began excitedly to wield there at random with a large wrench?
- We are not going to have sex, if you are at this moment going to watch a porn movie.
To excite you at this point but I have not the unpleasant Swedish woman. You at least pretend look at me! And anyway, you now have a neck curdle if you do not immediately cease there to stare - well, give me the remote!
- We really hate to ask you money. We prefer to conduct abstract conversations about how mean the government is again inflated prices on cocktail dresses and false nails. And continue to hope, on the speed of your intellect.
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