Many male habits can us laugh, upset or even ruffle! It depends on what they are, and how we treat them.
If you ask his beloved: "Dear, do you have any habits? " In most cases expensive answers that do not. Or something from the series to read the newspaper over a Cup of coffee in the morning," "smoke in the bathroom or going to the cinema on Fridays". And, most likely, the man really doesn't notice his other habits, because they have already become invisible. He didn't even think about them.
Many friends and acquaintances I've said information about the habits of their former and present men and women willingly shared these stories, laugh or get angry. I decided to share with you, dear readers, these fun (and for someone familiar) observations, referred to as men's habits.
"Where are my socks? "
Undoubtedly, men's socks - one of the most common themes. But some men prefer to scatter them around the apartment, while others develop more sophisticated methods for combating dirty socks. For example, hang them on the door, leave on the toilet, wipe them dust. To avoid all the above methods clogging apartment dirty socks, the woman remains the same: when He comes home from work, the door to pull It's socks and run with them into the bathroom.
He brew yourself a Cup of tea, pours into the Cup, goes to drink in the room. After a few SIPS, leaves the Cup on the table (on the window sill, on the floor, on a washing machine). Ten minutes later returned to the kitchen, making tea in a new Cup, and history repeats itself again and again. This is what is happening with food. Everywhere there are empty bowls and plates, bread crumbs, cores and skins. Patient woman the whole evening looking for first, and then washes the cups. And saucers. And then, armed with a vacuum cleaner, get rid of the crumbs.
He all the time itches. No, he's clean, don't think! He just likes to scratch. Lying in front of the TV, he is scratching his belly, talking on the phone, scratching his neck, reading the newspaper - the beard (and so hard it makes! ). And if you look - cards all the places where hair grows. The woman is either to ignore or to help loved and to scratch it.
- Waking up in the morning, he ten minutes spinning on the bed, making horrible sounds. They can hear the roar of a wounded tiger, and pontaniana dogs, you forgot to walk, and many other things. He likes to Wake up, and he calls it the "patagucci". If a woman is annoying (and who can stay indifferent? ), she is either sleeping separately, or to push His Sleeping Majesty of the bed to quickly woke up.
- His favorite place in the house - the toilet. Moreover toilet he uses not only by appointment, but also to read Newspapers, and even talking on the phone. And then "Free fairies" outraged that you have long painted eyelashes and generally spend a lot of time in front of the mirror. But in front of a mirror because more pleasant. Probably. Like - let there the person is resting. Just don't forget that no one lives.
Now, women are not silent...
"My husband every time after a shower wipes his ears with cotton sticks. But does it simultaneously in both ears. And for some time lowers his hands and looks thoughtfully into the mirror. Stands as an alien of some kind with antennas. Small, with a midsection and two sticks of each ear. I in such moments do not touch, so as not to frighten".
"By the way, my every night counts the hairs on his chest - he was seventeen, all waiting for the eighteenth grow up".
"And I was pristrunili the man! If he sleep naked, lay down, make sure your treasure nose in the handkerchief was wrapped in. Maybe he was afraid that night I accidentally torn off. I once asked him, he answered that he could not sleep COMPLETELY naked. Well, the socks would be worn or hat... or a sword! "
"My such oddity: before you throw in the trash any package, it will inflate it and will pop. Even a paper bag, even plastic, any size, doesn't matter. Once pressurized the whole bag and was not able to blow it up, all tore up, then still somehow managed to use one hand to hold the floor, and he jumped on it. Not the first time, of course".
"My husband loves to wear the apron! Even when in the sink two plates, they still wash the apron. And when there is sits, still in the apron. Say, why do you need it now? Innocent facial expression: "To the press not to make a mess". Come friend: "Ah, Ah, what is your husband's business!!! " And proves that he is in this apron is already half-day walks, two plates being washed! "
"My dear, stirring sugar in tea, loud knocks on the walls, prevents three minutes, no less, and when you're done - taps on the edge of the Cup some sort of encryption. Type "Spartak - champion, only harder, and three times longer".
"And I have one young unmarried yet man invented a funny way to wash socks. In the bottle from under the water (6 liters) filled with hot water and a couple tablespoons of powder and several pairs of socks, and then closed the bottle is tossed into the trunk and he rides in the afternoon. Says that then remains only to rinse..."
"My miracle will often take off one sock, so in one toe and sits in his socks, says, hot, and both remove coldly: it is called thermoregulation".
The most interesting thing, men do not see their strange quirks. But how they can explain their undoubtedly masculine logic? Of course, women also their oddities, but about that some other time.
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