"...I opened the door naked, wrapped in Christmas garland, which specifically took to the mezzanine, with lanterns in hot places. He burst into the apartment, like a furious lion, and roared: "You're crazy! And if it's the neighbors came over with salt?! " To follow the second Board of the weekly column "Sex" and put him in the diplomat my lace worn panties for some reason I was not".Tips "about it", which can be found in the headings of Newspapers and magazines, often useful, funny and quite applicable in practice.
But sometimes they can cause a partner to desire the opposite of that which you expect. For example, he may wish to call the doctor immediately to wash you in the bathroom or even to run away from such a disgrace.
What we offer and what better not to do?
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1. To come to him at work, dressed as a prostitute. And generally try to dress and act like a prostitute
It is very important to catch the subtle difference between the hot thing, which any man go crazy, and get low toiler sex, which was lying in the bed of a log, staring with disgust at the member and looks like a cow in Lacy stockings and bras.
If your man want sex with a priestess of love (or is it you want to impress) - be it a priestess, temple hetaera or geisha hour talk - just talk! - which cost more than they earned for the year ordinary samurai.
If the God of erotic talent you cheated, there is finally a course where you will learn how to dress in sexy lingerie, to seduce, to charm and impress. Learn to cast himself as a precious gift. Otherwise there is a serious risk that a man will treat you like a prostitute, not only in bed.
2. To come to the party without panties. Or to work. Or in a restaurant. Or a gala dinner for mother-in-law
Yes, men excites that a woman has no underwear. But, first, they are very shy, and no panties on the companion will likely confuse them than will result in immediate combat readiness, and secondly, they are terribly jealous, and thought that someone might see your intimate charms through transparent dress or under a short skirt that will lead them to distraction, but not sexual. If you want to enjoy the feeling of mystery nakedness, take care of quite chaste outerwear - let no one, except your man knows that you are not such an important subject as panties.
3. To call him at work and tell me how you want it and what would you do with him, whether he is near. Or send atamasco erotic content. Or ten text messages increased in a row...
Theoretically, if your relationships are in a "candy bouquet" phase, you had good sex yesterday, the day before and most likely will be a week - Yes, you can. Once. If you are sure that at this time he is not at the meeting or on the carpet," the Director does not sign an important contract, if the phone is not included on speakerphone and no brisk Secretary not fit to see what it wrote to her boss.
Unfortunately, in most men, "first - planes", well, girls... you know when. And if a woman starts to interfere with "aircraft", he would rather get rid of the woman.
4. Offer him sex in the parade. Or in the vestibule train, in a roadside Motel in the evening the Elevator, on the roof of his home
Exotics can initiate, add pepper relations and leave lasting memories. For example, the neighbor who was eager to walk with lap-dogs it is when you're both almost went into ecstasies. On the heels stuck in the cracks of the vestibule, when happiness was so close. About the flight attendant, which is so inappropriate opened the doors to the "free Paradise" with his key and wrote you a penalty for violation of safety regulations. And so on and so forth.
If your man is perfection, if he is sensitive, timid, shy, or just from a good family not to risk his potency... and at the same time his female happiness.
5. To arrange a romantic evening. With candles, champagne, foam bath, massages and fantastic sex after
Before you whip foam and light candles, it is a great question, and who want it - you or him? Men are arranged in a simple way: the truffles they would prefer a piece of meat with beer, exotic foam - basin with cool water for tired limbs, and erotic massage - relaxing. Fruity action for full happiness... now and into bed!
For romance a La Hollywood need the perfect atmosphere and full confidence that the partner is not tired, not concerned about the problems at work, which is over the ear not whine children and that the mother will not call at the most inopportune moment. Otherwise it will look vimochana and strained. And, characteristically, will end the same.
6. To perform a Striptease for him
First, you need to be sure that he has the time and the nerves to watch your erotic Colantoni. Secondly-that you visually excite: you have a good, well-groomed figure, manicure, pedicure, waxing, etc. thirdly, that you all know how to do it: beautiful undress, dance with feeling and know exactly how to excite.
Otherwise don't even start. Better do what you really can do - for example, cook him soup on meat bone and feeding beloved, intelligent prosignia to him under the blanket.
7. Use whipped cream, and honey, jam, champagne and other edible components for erotic licking
Yes, it can be quite sexy. But first you should make sure that the man has no phobias. Many of them are very squeamish, and thought to swallow the fact that she had just been "there", they never excites. Plus sticky honey, sweet jam or other fillings of passion can simply glue your intimate places. Not tightly, of course. But to cause irritation (especially in the heat) or an allergic reaction, it is easy.
If you want to experiment - do it gently and stock up on wipes, to immediately eliminate the consequences, if the idea doesn't work. By the way, and take care that the room was not Pets. Dogs, you know, such a sweet tooth! And cats and claws still there.
8. Show him how you want it!
Sit in the open position, languidly oblizyvala lips, correct hair, demonstrate the wrist, obviate leg the leg of a chair, inadvertently disturb any of his chest, lean, so that he saw the bust, slowly turn your back to him - let him evaluate how the dress fits buttocks, and you will look a complete fool.
Especially if you see it again and his colleagues or close relatives. Such techniques are effective only if they are completely natural, blend in with the image - but then erotic manipulations do not abuse it.
9. Do not feed a man to sex
Yes, of course. Just keep in mind that think he is "in process" is not high (about you), and low - juicy steak, tender trout or, in extreme cases, the Burger and fries.
So it does not become heavy, you can apply a light snack with exciting desire and improves sexual potency products, chocolate, nuts, sharp cheese, seafood and, if he drinks alcohol, to offer him a glass of brandy or a glass of champagne. Please understand that no food can't, he needs strength! And a hearty dinner - Yes, better after. And maybe after that he again wants dessert?
10. Become the Queen of the sex. Constantly look for something new, to learn the Kama Sutra, to meet loved the blow job and to see the petting, to learn the techniques of sex in theory and practice, go to a sex shop every weekend and to while away the evening with the shape of a...
Yes, it is great if you are eighteen and free time on the attainment of new horizons you sea.
People more Mature you receive a variety of interests, activities and goals. And how many men would not claimed that they always think about sex, with age, they take very different problems. Helping your Casanova to throw off the burden of these problems, get the comfort and support you can switch back and relax, you'll get in response is not only sex, but also love and care. Remember - in bed not only do this, there still and rest and sleep.
As if to distance myself from other people's recommendations and the experiences of others, Council can only be one: in bed it's all right, that suits both. Like that the two of you, what excites, attracts and interests the better.
The main thing is to make sure that the man wants no less than you, not to do the things that unpleasant or repels.
Council Yes love! Well, sex... where do without sex?
Author:
Bathan Century
Source:
Леди@mail.ru
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