Do not understand, even kill!

It is well known that differences in male and female logic still exist. However, still two genders could exist next to each other and even to interact.


But in the process of evolution such difficult relationships with men are always questions in response to which they desperately scream: "Oh don't understand! Though you slay! "




Here, then, are examples of such issues:




Why a woman will never say that he wants to have sex with me?




Why not say? Or maybe it is you can't hear? Or see? Who is to blame if you don't distinguish the difference between a smile and a half-smile, just look and look from behind his shoulder, and so forth. That's not surprising now that when a woman is explicitly alludes to bed, you don't understand! Only can blame passive behavior.





Why do women say "five More minutes" when they need to gather at least another hour?


Well... It's just... so, to maintain your tone. Sad because look at deadly dull man, in despair Spesivtseva head, which reads the newspaper while she raises the hair and vysypanie eyebrows. Do not take everything so seriously! It's quite clear that if she tells you "five more minutes", standing in his underwear, with wet hair and thinking about what would she wear... now, it's baby it is clear that the five minutes it will not be!




Why do women want to live together with you, within a week after they met, and to have children in a year?




Everything is simple: to have children one week after exploring physically fails.




Why women talk on the phone for so long?




Elementary. Yes you look at your own themes! The exchange rate and the price of the bearings - there does not disperse. But to have a good and clear to describe just store-bought a new dress on and it may take half an hour quietly.





Why do women constantly complain that they have nothing to wear?


Well, how do you not understand that business evening and a party the same outfit will not put on. And if the evening's business, but in the circle of friends? And if the party friendly, but with the prospects of business cooperation?.. Well. And so on every occasion.... absolutely nothing to wear!





Why do women always know when the men are lying to them?


Yes because in his eyes. And noses you extended when you lie. Thought nobody would notice? :)

Source:

Girls about important

women's web magazine