Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Wacky situation during sex


Wacky situation during sexSex lesson as beautiful as it is unpredictable. Unfortunately, the unpredictability can be manifested in different ways and not always live up to the best expectations. We are talking about situations, ridiculous, stupid, and driving us into the paint. Which can be taken with a smile and understanding only people truly in love.
It is proved that during love comfort people literally loses his head. Feeling aggravated, emotions acquire a special scale, some elements of what is happening around cease to be noticed, and some the contrary cause an inappropriate response. For example, the reaction can be laughter or horror.




Try to imagine the degree of horror, one of my friends who told me how after rough sex position couples said she was mad vagina. Literally started to live separate lives, making obscene sounds when any movement of its owner. The sounds were so varied, that a friend turned crimson with shame.




Instead of saying "I'm sorry, sweetheart, blame my piston, boyfriend confused. And let the sexually gifted seamstress who are able to move the muscles of the vagina, boast indefinitely, but the moral of the story is simple: the vagina is the organ with the character, and completely tame her willpower not possible.




A big problem that exists in people at the beginning of the relationship, " panic fear to break with the object of love "pink glasses". So we, the lovers, arranged that in the first months of romantic encounters are trying to seem perfect robots have no need to visit the bathroom, the penis is in a state of chronic erection and lubrication hit the fountain when one thought about the upcoming an intim. Actually it is not. And small confusion, a hundred times reinforced jitters first meetings, and adopted "for courage" alcohol should not be very disturbing.




So, one day my friend Olga told, as they are with a guy who was much younger than her, wriggle out of the situation fell and rose". It happens often, when a man jitter before the first date. As a result the guy was broken, took the fetal position and told the friend that she needs him, impotent, be sure to throw.




To calm inexperienced boyfriend was not easy. But Olga helped natural wisdom that the young man, although he was "green", won her heart. "Your boyfriend decided to choose a different time for sex," as if nothing had happened, " she said. And after some time began to softly play a member of a loved one under a blanket with his hands. Startled penis rose (apparently to see what happens), and was soon able to realize their true purpose in full.




The ability to defuse the situation would be very useful in the case of another pair. The main character of the story was lucky to get into bed with a man large in all respects. Active translational motion exerted increased pressure on the bladder ladies and eventually led to unbearable need to escape "little". But the lover was excited as the girl did not want to disappoint. Meanwhile, love joy became for her torture. And only when the boyfriend came to the long-awaited end, she shot out of bed and, clapping a hand over causal place, rushed to the toilet.




The guy was in shock and for a long time asked through the closed door for thought" why she endured the discomfort. "Imagine how I am in the midst of the fun I will say that the dream is not about the orgasm, but, sorry, to cast? "is she pouted. "And what is this? I would wait," replied understands cavalier and added that to hear muttered groans of pain is far less pleasant than a sincere "Yes, dear, still".




God grant that men of understanding was as much as possible! And then there are cases when ladies triggered a gag reflex during oral sex. Blame him, of course, hardly becomes excessive gambling lovers to deliver oral pleasure. Blame for these troubles, usually a man, who, because of the inability to control yourself introduces oblong proud to be the mistress on the most, as they say, tonsils.




Well, how many household nonsense happens during sex! Popularity gained on the Internet the story about the couple who staged a violent act of love in a student dormitory. It seems that those who happened to live or to be in places like that, imagine what absheronskie beds, as a rule, the construction of the iron beams, tight pinching springs.




On one of these, our heroes decided to frolic. Everything was happening so vividly that during the happy final convulsions young people, the mattress is simply slid from the bed. After shudder, girl and slept on the bare springs. As a young man, without bothering about the convenience of his girlfriend, dressed, and went to work.




Waking up, she realized that not only could not get up, but completely unable to move. She had a piercing of the clitoris. And to unhook it from the springs of the bed had a whole team mates... But the piercing is frequently the cause of suffering and confusion. The cute rings embedded in the causal place, there is a very unpleasant feature of grasping not only for objects, but for the same ring and in the same place at the partner. And there can be no ecstasies.




The next big group sexual absurdities happens during love fun associated with attempts to experiment. Experimentation is always good. However, let us without fanaticism, dear comrades! The theme of handcuffs, special rings, dildos, anal plugs, vaginal pumps and other wonders of hostile technology has long been a favorite among doctors cynics of the ambulance, gynecologists and proctologists.




To smear a member of the beloved honey, and then to perform a masterful blow job - this advice was given to inexperienced girls on one of the thematic forums. In practice it turned out that wash thick honey from curly fur scrotum is difficult. Although, of course, is easier than to scrape gum, which is tightly fastened to the crotch of one of my friends - and also during oral sex, which he was honored by the girl.




"Where you have to wait again? "complained the man. "From pet! "in one voice answer him on the forums. I only cats with there is absolutely nothing sacred! And well, if they were to hunt on "todaylow" the mouse of your bare feet.




What legs! There have been so many cases where cats hunted funny moving furry balls, believing that this man got on their mistress for her cat, it was easier to reach with a clawed paw to his scrotum!




As you can see, an intimate relationship is a continuous risk and challenge fate. The main thing is to realize the measure of this risk, and once in the remake deserves to get out of it. And this, as we have seen, only by truly loving couples.




Sex-confusion: the psychological factor






Author:

Dorogov E.


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