In different countries laws about sex "outdid" unheard-of curiosities. Only very naive people may argue that what is happening between the sexes in the bedroom or any other place - a private matter. The laws of the world concerning sexual relations:
Washington
forbidden sex with a virgin. Without exception; (probably before that, she should go to a surgeon..and that the note was given! )
Minnesota the husband denied sex by wife, if it smells like garlic or onions; (and if they rhinitis?? )
Utah - it is illegal to have sex with a man at that time, when he was brought to the intensive care unit; (bestseller!!! )
Pennsylvania - you cannot have sex with a truck driver in his car; (if tilt truck, it's not that some CMOS)
South Dakota - it is illegal to have sex in the hotel on the floor; (there are many answers, from your neighbors, to care for kidney guests... )
New Mexico - having sex in the car during the lunch break is allowed, if the car has curtains, and denied in all other cases; (sticking my leg out the window, Almaty its curtain. )
Oklahoma - the law prohibits Masturbation for a person who oversees the sex of the other two people in the car; (Oh, there are curtains are not provided.)
Montana - it is illegal to have sex in front of the house after sunset; (And when the sunlight as much as you like!!!! :))
Illinois - if any of the partners at any time sexual intercourse will say "no", then his partner is obliged to stop. Otherwise, sex by mutual consent will turn into rape; (to Stop all sex or something because of what is said "NO?? )
Wyoming - it is illegal to have sex at the entrance to the store; (only when you find yourself inside! Be patient! )
Nevada - sex without a condom is illegal; ( obviously it matters much worse than in China)
Oregon - it is illegal to curse while having sex with his wife; (and wife, can you? )
Nebraska
in the hotel you can only have sex in a clean nightgown; (the face at first! )
Idaho police noticed sex in the car, should, before coming to poignant and wait two minutes, and then to approach; to catch up to 120 seconds!!! ))
Iowa - the man during sex are permitted to make no more than three SIPS of beer; (for the fourth can life get?? )
Kentucky women are forbidden to appear in a swimsuit on the roadway. The exception is if she's an escort of two police officers. (Our Difference is unlikely to stop... )
Connecticut - prohibited the use of condoms; (Cochinos! )
Wisconsin - banned the open sale of condoms; (only from under the counter, smuggled goods! )
California - prohibited advertising of condoms; (of AIDS can be seen sleeping..)
Louisiana women are not allowed to buy condoms. For violation threatens substantial monetary penalty; (that's it! What is it to pull them from themselves??? Balloons in store next!!! )
Michigan a woman is forbidden to cut their hair (there?? without her husband's permission;
Hawaii - if your beloved not yet 18 years old, her parents punished by three years of correctional work. For what they brought up their daughter "frivolous" (Loyal. Judge parents, not you as a child molester;)
You still want in the States?..
Someone who will offer a strange woman to have sex, faces a fine of up to € 180 or three months in prison;
Waiting for a prison sentence of up to two years anyone who watches the film with sexual scenes, knowing that the scene did not give consent for filming;
Prohibited necrophilia (sex with dead bodies), this kind of "hobby" shall be punished by imprisonment for the term up to two years;
Sex in public places under the open sky or in separate places is not a crime only if a person has every reason to believe that it is not visible.
Liverpool legally naked saleswoman (Liverpool diluted picture, thank God:).
Everywhere ugly women are legally forbidden to appear in the Nude on the beach and on the streets! );
Palermo - only beautiful women are allowed to be on the beach completely naked, and men don't. The rationale is something like this: "Male anatomy becomes a vulgar form, even unintentionally (and women asked, taking this doubtful law??? ).
The law of Islam says: "After sex with a lamb mortal sin to eat this lamb for food" ( mind Islamists hard to understand... )
Lebanon - a man is allowed to have sex with an animal, if it is female. Sex with animals male punishable by death (Dang! So that's where the creature came!!! )
Bahrain - man-gynecologist can look at the genitals of women in the survey only through the mirror (don't confuse "mirror" during the procedure)
Israel - in the room of forbidden watching porn on cable or satellite television. If you are caught doing this, can be sent to prison for up to three years (cable porn only for employees!!! )
China - forbid you God intently stare at the bare legs of a woman dressed. It is considered a serious offense and is punishable few days
prison (they already have no place to settle... )
Hongkong the wife has the right to kill her husband, which she changed, but to do this she can only bare hands (after going to the manicure... )
Indonesia - there is a penalty for Masturbation is decapitation (beheading?! )
Budapest partners are allowed to love each other only in the dark. Even if you are "doing it" by the light in his apartment, still it is punishable by a fine. Intimacy is forbidden even by the light of candles or a fireplace (the conclusion in Budapest any housing equipped with bugs and Webcams... )
In the booths urgent pictures forbidden to make their own pictures in the Nude. You can, however, draw and photograph separately the lower and upper body (intense struggle with photoshop, not otherwise).
Tallinn - it is strictly forbidden to play chess during sexual intercourse ("Horse walk, a horse!!! © "
USA (out of competition! )
Washington
forbidden sex with a virgin. Without exception; (probably before that, she should go to a surgeon..and that the note was given! )
Washington - is the only permitted missionary posture. Any other position illegal; (our antipodes;))
Minnesota the husband denied sex by wife, if it smells like garlic or onions; (and if they rhinitis?? )
Utah - it is illegal to have sex with a man at that time, when he was brought to the intensive care unit; (bestseller!!! )
Pennsylvania - you cannot have sex with a truck driver in his car; (if tilt truck, it's not that some CMOS)
South Dakota - it is illegal to have sex in the hotel on the floor; (there are many answers, from your neighbors, to care for kidney guests... )
New Mexico - having sex in the car during the lunch break is allowed, if the car has curtains, and denied in all other cases; (sticking my leg out the window, Almaty its curtain. )
Oklahoma - the law prohibits Masturbation for a person who oversees the sex of the other two people in the car; (Oh, there are curtains are not provided.)
Montana - it is illegal to have sex in front of the house after sunset; (And when the sunlight as much as you like!!!! :))
Illinois - if any of the partners at any time sexual intercourse will say "no", then his partner is obliged to stop. Otherwise, sex by mutual consent will turn into rape; (to Stop all sex or something because of what is said "NO?? )
Wyoming - it is illegal to have sex at the entrance to the store; (only when you find yourself inside! Be patient! )
Nevada - sex without a condom is illegal; ( obviously it matters much worse than in China)
Oregon - it is illegal to curse while having sex with his wife; (and wife, can you? )Nebraska
in the hotel you can only have sex in a clean nightgown; (the face at first! )
Idaho police noticed sex in the car, should, before coming to poignant and wait two minutes, and then to approach; to catch up to 120 seconds!!! ))
Iowa - the man during sex are permitted to make no more than three SIPS of beer; (for the fourth can life get?? )
Kentucky women are forbidden to appear in a swimsuit on the roadway. The exception is if she's an escort of two police officers. (Our Difference is unlikely to stop... )
Connecticut - prohibited the use of condoms; (Cochinos! )
Wisconsin - banned the open sale of condoms; (only from under the counter, smuggled goods! )
California - prohibited advertising of condoms; (of AIDS can be seen sleeping..)
Louisiana women are not allowed to buy condoms. For violation threatens substantial monetary penalty; (that's it! What is it to pull them from themselves??? Balloons in store next!!! )
Michigan a woman is forbidden to cut their hair (there?? without her husband's permission;
Hawaii - if your beloved not yet 18 years old, her parents punished by three years of correctional work. For what they brought up their daughter "frivolous" (Loyal. Judge parents, not you as a child molester;)
You still want in the States?..
England
Someone who will offer a strange woman to have sex, faces a fine of up to € 180 or three months in prison;
Waiting for a prison sentence of up to two years anyone who watches the film with sexual scenes, knowing that the scene did not give consent for filming;
Prohibited necrophilia (sex with dead bodies), this kind of "hobby" shall be punished by imprisonment for the term up to two years;
Sex in public places under the open sky or in separate places is not a crime only if a person has every reason to believe that it is not visible.
Liverpool legally naked saleswoman (Liverpool diluted picture, thank God:).
Ireland
When travelling to a country you must take stock of these contraceptives. Here to buy them little chance. In the strongly Catholic country to use condoms cannot, and therefore cannot be sold. Sex, according to the authorities, there is only for procreation (here and not comment on what, decent power).Italy
Everywhere ugly women are legally forbidden to appear in the Nude on the beach and on the streets! );Palermo - only beautiful women are allowed to be on the beach completely naked, and men don't. The rationale is something like this: "Male anatomy becomes a vulgar form, even unintentionally (and women asked, taking this doubtful law??? ).
Middle East
The law of Islam says: "After sex with a lamb mortal sin to eat this lamb for food" ( mind Islamists hard to understand... )
Lebanon - a man is allowed to have sex with an animal, if it is female. Sex with animals male punishable by death (Dang! So that's where the creature came!!! )
Bahrain - man-gynecologist can look at the genitals of women in the survey only through the mirror (don't confuse "mirror" during the procedure)
Israel - in the room of forbidden watching porn on cable or satellite television. If you are caught doing this, can be sent to prison for up to three years (cable porn only for employees!!! )
Asia
China - forbid you God intently stare at the bare legs of a woman dressed. It is considered a serious offense and is punishable few days
prison (they already have no place to settle... )Hongkong the wife has the right to kill her husband, which she changed, but to do this she can only bare hands (after going to the manicure... )
Indonesia - there is a penalty for Masturbation is decapitation (beheading?! )
Hungary
Budapest partners are allowed to love each other only in the dark. Even if you are "doing it" by the light in his apartment, still it is punishable by a fine. Intimacy is forbidden even by the light of candles or a fireplace (the conclusion in Budapest any housing equipped with bugs and Webcams... )
Sweden
In the booths urgent pictures forbidden to make their own pictures in the Nude. You can, however, draw and photograph separately the lower and upper body (intense struggle with photoshop, not otherwise).
Estonia
Tallinn - it is strictly forbidden to play chess during sexual intercourse ("Horse walk, a horse!!! © "
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