Wednesday, March 26, 2014

A fantastic orgasm: why we pretend


A fantastic orgasm: why we pretendEach of us sleeps talented actress who wakes up, usually at night. Would not be a sensation if I say that all girls do it.


Specially trained people have estimated that about 92% of women regularly imitate orgasm. I dare to suggest that it is not covered by statistics 8% or are not friends with sex, or with men... This is what a bad girl you need to be in order on the question of the gentleman: "Well, ice? " - honestly: "No, not ice".




Especially if the gentleman gentleman worked for the prelude, I almost dislocated my arm, finding the G-spot, and then another twenty minutes heroically kept an erection, instead to complete the process through the standard 60 frictions (average pace - minute time! ). No heart the girl that dares to tell him the truth! The more so, as they say, many people, so many of the sexes. So many truths.




One is not enough centimeters, a second - minute, third - experience, and the fourth was just too lazy to work on their own pleasure, and in General his feet were frozen. About my legs I, by the way, not just written. Dutch scientists, even those inventors have calculated that the chance to get an orgasm depends on the temperature of our limbs, and we strongly recommend that girls wear wool socks. Yeah, but at the same time yet to change the vicious negligees on ondatrae hats and mittens from goat hair, so much so, certainly...




Yes, whatever you say, and the mystery of the female orgasm hard to overestimate. I suspect that he, orgasm this sort of system failure, unexpected side effect, the errors of nature.




If you look at our smaller brothers, only males were initially programmed to receive from sex at least some pleasure. And I had my reasons: there is no ejaculation, no offspring. From females (the exception was made only for the great apes and pigs) nothing of the sort was required. Were fertilized - and thanks for that. There's no connection between Camocim orgasm and her reproductive function is not and never was intended.




We though not ciliates shoes, but intuitively understand that our physiological satisfaction light a wedge has not converged. In the end, in sex, in addition to the actual orgasm, there are lots of other pleasant moments: for example, to kiss, to Odori, to tell each other of tenderness and fall asleep in an embrace. Only here to spread that message to men that have lived natural instincts, absolutely impossible.




No matter how much I write in the men's magazines that is important to us not even the result of, and participation in, the guys still not settled. "Did you come? Just finished? And how many times? " You may think, we are competing more satisfied leave the territory of the beds. However, to be offended by them is not worth it.




They are living by the principle of "faster, higher, stronger", not to understand all the intricacies of our world view. But we understand them. And encourage. Indeed, in most cases, the "fake" an orgasm is like a fine recognition, if not in love, so in sympathy (painful it is necessary to torture the vocal cords and spoil manicure, if the lover from the category of "random" and we did not come together to meet old age, or at least the dawn).




And who will say that we imitate not from a good life - complexes, rigidnosti, hormonal and magnetic storms, in fact I was the first to throw a stone. Modern girl, along with the right to wear jeans to operate the machines and multinational corporations, has the right to receive orgasms whenever her time. Right! And not a duty. So we have to decide when to give a real orgasm, and when fake.





Story №1


"At the dawn of their sexual youth, I suddenly invented a way as to remain permanently in the memory of men. Struck me that day, or rather night, when during sex I brought the leg. So that at least cry out in pain. I screamed, and my boyfriend, without hesitation, took it personally.




Lover nick was not very talented, but very carefully. And encouraged by my cries, so generally included fifth cruising speed. It is clear that there is no way my orgasm speech and was not: gritting my teeth, I painfully waited for the end. And indeed at that moment I had a very vague idea of what real happiness, and none of their men (and there were only three) nothing supernatural is not felt.




Now, when Nicholas finished, I naturally broke down in tears because the pain in my feet became unbearable. Looking at how I'm convulsing ride on the bed, nick said: "Yes, my darling girl, I almost envy you". Well, how should I be able to answer this? No, dear, it's not an orgasm, and painful shock? Of course, I have played said that so well I did the first time. And my sobs and inappropriate behavior looked like never before.




The funny thing is that then friends told me that Kolya (who, incidentally, was the principal Lovelace our Institute) spoke about me as her best lover.




Later, gain experience and studying the subtleties of male psychology, I've done this crown trick. Each time it was played on the same script (even though his feet never drove): exactly, as if with tears, zakatyvaniya eyes and words of gratitude.




And you could see the guys ' faces! Men literally bursting with pride, because they managed to do something that previously no one could. For each of them I was not just another lover, and a great erotic victory. Wouldn't be surprised if someone from the former lovers will remember me in his will. Otherwise, why am I so brilliantly played? "




Irma, 33




Story No. 2




"The schoolboy - my civil husband - everything was exactly the same as with other men. One real orgasm had ten pieces of fake. I such statistics are not confused. We both came back from work, exhausted, and sex took about ten minutes, during which I had made to breathe a little louder, postanyvat and from time to time to sink her nails him in the back.




Tole had the good sense not to ask: "Honey, did you come? " To do from this tragedy I was not going. Well, went wrong for me today with erotic mood, why would the guy a thrill to break off? I always thought that imitation of orgasm - it's not even a lie, but rather an honest compromise. And on the place of men I would not give it such a value.




And recently I happened to visit this place. Feeling, let me tell you, was not the best... the Evening was spent in the traditional scenario: we went to the cinema, had dinner at home and have sex. I had realized from the beginning that, despite Saturday, not in the mood to work at their own pleasure, but was determined to have a Tole possible assistance. His orgasm seemed kind of strange: he usually was limited to a modest "if you plan on", and then almost growled.




Well, I guess so, today I was really in shock. And then it happened. While John was taking a shower, I smoked in the kitchen, throwing out an empty cigarette pack, found in the trash bin of a used condom. I don't know why, but I got it from a bucket. He appeared to be empty.




To tell you the truth, the more stupid I myself have not felt... And most importantly, it was unclear how to react to offense, to make inquiries, to present evidence? I decided that it is wiser to go back to bed and pretend that nothing unusual had happened. But before I go to sleep, still could not resist and asked Whether if he was today. "Baby, I'm just fucking with you..." - I have received in response. Well, apparently, is deserved".




Lena, 26 years




Story No. 3




"Igor, we met in St. Petersburg, where he and I were passing through. On the invitation to have a drink in the hotel lobby I responded enthusiastically, though he understood that sex and both of us from the very beginning it became clear that it is unlikely that the evening will end with something else, will be from my side pure charity. I always knew its peculiarity: the first time (and if to be more exact, in the first five times), no orgasms I don't Shine, as if the guy tried.




Igor was like damn charming rogue: white teeth smiled, poured Martini and weighed frivolous compliments. The conversations we have also faced some very immodest - entirely implications Yes erotic allusions. In sex, as I expected, Igor was assertive, but gallant. Per hour high-tech acrobatics I gave him all possible variations on the theme of female orgasm, giving to understand that his efforts were in vain.




From this pleasure I was far away, but I was flattered that Igor was trying so hard. He's just not simply saw through me, but also did not hesitate to say so out loud. "Acting talents you certainly are, " he said, " but you never came". Nothing remained of how to answer him confidence with confidence, namely, to admit that all super, but with the first counter I have never worked.




"Honey, we have a lot of time. And, believe me, I'm from you simply will not lag behind," his hand is, of course, was the rudeness, but the words somehow, I'm pretty excited. The next two hours, he excelled as he could. And I gave up. Remember how in my mind flashed the thought that he really will not leave me alone. And then I relaxed, tuned, felt... and experienced one of the most powerful in my life orgasms.




Remembering that episode, I realize that nothing special Igor did. Worked his absolute insistence that, in fact, have naked sex. Apparently, so women do not have to imitate men just standing behave more aggressively and in a manly way".




Faith, 28




Problems in sex - it's great!


On the way to orgasm: step 4





Source:

Elle
















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