25 Perlov world network, labeled as "bad advice"
Many "advanced" mistress love to study network, in search of tips on various domestic issues. In this case, the main thing is not to be mistaken with a choice. It's not so serious as you. Beware!
1. To learn cured if the soup is enough to omit the
it has two electrodes, and put him on the current (if there is the smell of chlorine -
hence, the soup is already salted)
2. So the hands do not smell of fish - enough for a few seconds to omit them in kerosene.
3. To get rid of annoying harassment on the street, to the question: "What the
are you doing tonight? "boldly answer: "Me three to
doctor, and then I'm free".
4. If a man called you in bed a false name - acclimates, you will not regret!
5. To butt were dry and clean - they should be dry and clean!
6. Spots of oil paint will not be as noticeable on your clothes, if you do not wear.
7. Vegetarian soup will be more nutritious, if it put a bit of beef
8. If your computer is infected with the virus as soon as possible, reformat
your hard drive; don't let the virus to pleasure myself to do it.
9. Most electrical appliances use less electricity in the off state.
10. Socks will serve Your husband much longer if you soak in epoxy and a blow dryer.
11. If you are afraid to gain weight, drink before eating 50 grams of cognac. Brandy dulls the sense of fear.
12. Do not throw in the husband the salt shaker... sprinkled salt to a quarrel.
13. If you want to cook the dough, but you have no yeast, no way you will fail.
14. Lunch will seem to her husband much tastier if you don't feed him 2 days.
15. If sausages are cooked with cubes of beef broth - they will smell like meat.
16. To get rid of lice: you need to mix brick chips and red
pepper, after which this part sprinkle your place. The principle
action: the louse runs, accidentally inhales red pepper, sneezes, beats
his head on the brick, and dies. If your teeth seem not enough white, stand before the mirror and RUB the face with a piece of coal.
17. If you are expecting guests and suddenly noticed his dress stain, not
worry.. It's fixable. For example, stains from vegetable oils
easily derived gasoline. Stains from gasoline can be easily removed with a solution
alkali.
18. Stains from alkali disappear from the vinegar. Traces from
vinegar should be rubbed with sunflower oil. Well, how to display
stains from sunflower oil, you already know...
19. If you keep an elephant by the hind leg and it breaks, it is best to let him go.
20. Shoes will be worn for much longer, if not to buy a new one.
21. Porridge with butter will be even tastier if you add a little more oil.
22. Sugar gives an unpleasant taste of coffee, if you forget to put it there.
23. To distinguish the real from the fake Swiss watches, toss them with
all forces on the concrete floor of the store. If the watch is real,
the seller shall immediately die from a broken heart.
24. With the help of scissors and a small amount of glue from one pampers you
make three conventional gasket or two with wings.
25. If your four-legged pet slightly chewed your new shoes, then as
educational measures make him eat them until the end. Shoes-all
is discarded, but the pedagogical effect is hard to describe in
a few words!
Author:
Matilda Stoss
Source:
Global Network
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