Do birds do bees. Do lions and gorillas, jackals and hyenas, crocodiles and boa, squirrels and kitties, and flea beetle, flies and spiders. But, wait a minute, how do they do it?..Mating rituals of the animal world is very quaint and extravagant. Did you know for example, that some insects during intercourse genitals literally explode? Or that fish can change your gender? We offer you an overview of the most unusual intimate details from the world of animals.
Honeybees: they Have "it" explodes
The reproductive cycle of the honeybee complicated and amazing. The Queen bee is the real Queen mother. She is the parent and worker bees, and drones, and new young females. Queen of all time is entourage, which clock it looks: feeds, cleans, prepares the cells of the honeycomb to lay eggs. Working bees all clear. And why do we need drones?
The word "drone" has become a household word. The drones are called dependents or eternal consumers who are not able to bring any benefit to the society. However, if this is in the bee swarm?.. The purpose of the drones is to fertilize the Queen of the hive. But they do this at the cost of his own life. In the period of swarming drones represent about 10% of the total number of bees. It is noteworthy that the bees never mate in hives. Young uterus, which survived in the competition, before reaching their "adulthood", is sent to mate with the Cavaliers-drones. Actually, singles in bee colonies of thousands, however, elect not to be envied: during mating, the drone bee womb of his genitals literally explode inside females.
The fact that the penis of grub is located in the abdominal cavity, and to introduce him to the female, required literally force of the explosion. Impregnate the female, the drone dies. In the period of swarming can often be seen flying female with dangling lifelessly behind the body of the deceased gentleman. The Queen bee mates up until her spermathecae is a special organ in which sperm drones - will not be filled. The life expectancy of the uterus is 3-5 years. Males live 3, maybe 4 weeks. Beautifully lived - beautiful is gone, nothing to say. But the poor drones who died during and in the name of love, this is unlikely to be comforted.
Pygmy chimpanzees or bonobos: Make love not war
Who said that for the conquest of new territories or in the production of food without aggression and violence can not do? Of course, this is an invented people. Because Bonobo apes long ago solve all disputes through the act of love. Moreover, all their social structure seems to be built on sexual relations. Judge for yourself: bonobos use sex as a greeting, as a means of conflict resolution; in return for the love they get their food. But that's not all: the primates practice French kiss, oral sex, mutual Masturbation, sexual intercourse "face to face", and even same-sex relationships. Often you can see how two males sitting opposite each other, gently rubbing one's penis on the other.
We do not advocate such behavior as a method of international diplomacy for politicians at all levels. But think, might be worth it.
Flat worms: "I in you, as in war"
For flat worms that live in salt and fresh waters, sex is more about war than love. The vast majority of flat worms are hermaphrodites. Male reproductive organ looks like two kinzhaloobraznye process, which are used for mating and hunting. During mating, which looks more like a duel, worms, as if trying to plant one another on these processes. Lost the one who was caught - now he has to learn all the burden of motherhood.
Coral ASP: Annual snake Orgy
This annual wedding Orgy reptiles are attracted to Canada Manitoba numerous tourists. Female, waking up from winter hibernation, exudes pheromones with such blinding force that they smell flock of hundreds of males from all around. The purpose of each one, and the most that neither is noble, to copulate. However, wishing not a long queue, and form a huge, writhing with desire tangle. The spectacle is not for the faint of heart.
Like most snakes, male coral snake "equipped" paired copulatory organ or simply two penises that are located on opposite sides of the body of the snake. Considering its position in swarming the ball, the male uses the penis, which is closer to the goal. Very convenient, isn't it?
But that's not all. It turns out that among these snakes there... transvestites. It is the males that are able, however, to produce pheromones females. It is easy to imagine how popular they are lost from the lusts of the head of the "real guys". For what? Well, as you say. Scientists prefer to think that such a "lady-boy" just freeze.
Hyena: the Girl with the "scrotum"
Female hyenas are larger and stronger male. And much more aggressive. Yes what to speak, if her labia resemble testicles, and the level of testosterone in the blood is so high that the female has pseudopenis? This body represents an enlarged clitoris, which she can reginout. To mate, the male will need to enter your member in pseudopenis females. This, frankly, is not easy. But this difficulty is nothing compared to that faced by the female at the birth of a calf. Because the baby is born through... the same pseudopenis.
Curious how hyenas greet each other. After separation spotted hyenas who want to say ' Hello', raise your leg and show erect pseudo-penis. Often the initiators of such greetings are females, which is in the pack lower position - and this is the only known case where a demonstration of the erect penis is a gesture of submission, and not threats. The risk here is quite serious - reproductive body at the moment of "welcome" is located in close proximity to extremely powerful jaws "girlfriends". And well, if she nagresign.
Giraffes: "Hey, look... "
With such absurdly long neck mating seems to be a very difficult task for a male giraffe. So instead of trying in vain, giraffe, when he meets a female starts a procedure called "Hey look, to find out whether it has the estrus.
For a start, he politely but firmly presses the muzzle in the area under the tail to cause the ladies urination. Then fills her mouth with urine. It is unknown how he got there in the mouth of the chemical laboratory, but the willingness to copulate, the male giraffe determines the taste. Now you can achieve reciprocity. However, in the case of giraffes word "achieve" not quite suitable. The male takes her out - he just goes for the female as bound until she tired of the annoying knight impossible, will not yield to him herself.
Emperor penguins: starving for love
"Personal life" Emperor penguins full of bizarre oddities. The pair separated. And only once a year, in late March, they cover the distance of 112 kilometers naturally, walking or sliding on the abdomen. For what? And in order to meet his half. He reached habitats ladies, males put your head on his chest and release trumpeting the call to which females respond. The pair then becomes the Breasts to his chest and begins to repeatedly nod and bow to each other, something to do with this singing. And then this call penguins learn among the thousands of voices of the bird Bazaar, unerringly toward his own half.
Like most birds, penguins have no external genitalia - the males do not have penises and females have no sheaths. Sperm produced in the testes and stored in the cloaca - a sort of multipurpose hole, intended simultaneously for defecation, urination and reproduction. Females also have a cloaca, leading to the ovaries. Mating happens in the following way: the female rests flatwise on the ground, the top is attached to the male, which tightly presses her cloaca to the cloaca of the female, allowing the cum to flow into her birth canal. After egg laid, the female Emperor penguin very carefully and very gently delivers his father, who hides it in a broad fold of skin under the abdomen and incubates the penguin. The female immediately returned to the sea, so plenty to eat, leaving the male without food for about two months.
"Abandoned" fathers gather in large groups to keep warm and jointly to withstand the harsh climate of Antarctica, where the icy wind speed can reach 200 km/h. They patiently wait for the return of their females. And when the prodigal mom finally returned, each unerringly finds his penguin - focusing on the same trumpet call. During one reproductive season, male mates with only one female, showing an example of monogamy. Find out whether the penguins each other for the next year? Scientists say that only 15% of couples find each other again in the second year, and 5% on the third.
Porcupine: "Water" procedure
Quickly answer the question: how fuck porcupines? If your answer is "caution", it will be only half true. Because porcupines mate is very strange. First, the female feels love yearning from 8 to 12 hours... in a year. Secondly, the process of courtship. To win the love and recognition, the male stands on his hind legs, perevolotsky approaching the female and splash your potential lover from head to toe powerful jet of urine. If the lady is not impressed, she loudly expresses his indignation.
But it is the other way. Good-minded female also rises on his hind legs, he shows his devoid of the needles abdomen and allows the male to take yourself. And only then he realizes that he is caught: female porcupine insatiable. Cookepuss once, it will be hard to force the partner to new sexual acts, as long as he is not completely obsolete. If the holder has failed to satisfy her sexual appetites, she easily finds a replacement for him.
The bird salasnik: Maniac-decorator
To attract a female bird-salasnik builds exquisite and complex ensemble, similar to a tent or gazebo. But, erecting walls, the buck does not stop there. Now it is important for home decoration. For this fit flowers, feathers, stones, pieces of colored plastic and glass. Hundreds of pieces lovingly and carefully laid out in a monochrome order - blue to blue, green to green.
Salasnik so obsessed with the idea glamorize that even faintly disturbed procedure leads him into a rage - it is enough to find that next to the blue glass was green. For sorting and home decoration salasnik concentrated spends long hours. The only thing he can escape is to walk to the house of another bachelor to steal from him liked the stone or even to turn it all upside down.
Argentine inclusa duck: Small packages, Yes, a long
The male Argentine lake duck can be quite modest size. But do not rush him to sympathize. The fact that Drake is the longest penis of all known modern science of bird species. Adult Drake from head to tail length is approximately 28 see Him spiral penis in a stretched condition no shorter, and even longer - he reaches 32-45 see it is Curious that the tip of the penis resembles a soft brush where the male removes from females remnants of sperm her previous lover.
... In anticipation of spring we all want love. But love can be strange and even weird. If you notice these or other unexpected erotic cravings, think - and not whether your distant ancestor, say, a porcupine?
Author:
Sharov, A.
Source:
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