In the truthfulness of the words "As a man nor feed, he left looks" for a long time I did not believe. What, pray tell, for the terms "hit man" and "was taken away guy"? Can discourage steak, take a horse or goat (the latter in this case, apparently, rather), and the man - he leaves. Moreover, at least after the Apocalypse. Well, if you will chase. But, my friends, live and learn, and with each naive and a woman in love once with a crash landing, the rose-colored glasses. And she sees around her men winds One Female. And this One before, my knees dreams... to beat. To entice, fascinate, to bow to the intima and to commit all those crimes, the purpose of which is to divert it from a legitimate owner. Let's ask ourselves "what can I do? ". And, despite the fact that the first answer that comes to mind, is "to find a way to kill a fool and not to get sued", let's try to remember other strategies.
Step one:
"Panic". First, you need to calm down and put away the desire to make a tantrum. Surely you already know who this bitch that builds the eyes of your better half. Who she is a friend of the family, as is often the case, or colleague? Or his former passion, which has decided to restore the old relationship? And now she's calling your man under any pretext, stuffed to you, happy smiles, babbles incessantly, staring him in the eye and demonstrates puppy devotion. You are angry? Hate it! And now she's "friendly" hug... But gracefully bent, "accidentally" putting on display their charms. Oh, how it takes you out of yourself! Now to get in-about-it that rifle. But no, lady, you do not want to favorite thought you jealous tantrum? Need to find a poison that acts quickly and simply get together, a rag, and consider ways that you will not blacken.
Step two: "Why are you retired? " Remember, lady, the first thing that tries to take the one who laid eyes on your man, it is to be alone with him. To invite him to cure incurable virus on your computer? Sure! Call to urgent drive a nail in the wall urgent at midnight? Certainly! And at the end of the epic "just so" to get to the light, when you are late at work. One of my friend Kate is exactly missed spouse. Worked late last night, made a career and the labour igniter stopped paying attention to the fact that the husband nightly accepts the apartment guests. Specifically, the guest. A young neighbor, which he drank at all possible holidays (independence Day. Will we ' water ' it? ", "Got a job. You like to drink? ", "The Feast Of The Blessed Of The Hornet. Have a shot? "and one day cemented the friendship passionate kisses. Of course, the initiator of visits, libations and exchange of saliva was not he, but it. But he, hospitable host! And the rest is paperwork: to persuade to tenderness the man, enlisting the sympathy and location, under the force of any not the most stupid woman. Kate, that's horror, caught wife red handed. And finally sank into a state of lingering affect, which resulted in divorce. Therefore, motiti on us and time to pull off from your favorite runner for salt neighbors.
Step three: you have the perfect family. And one who univesa for your man, knows about it. Well, or thinks. Because you have convinced, and even if you and a man of contention regularly skips a black cat, soiled her underwear never put on public display. You have a clear relationship! Because if not, then you could stand in line with my friend Alina, who loved to share family problems with divorced lady by the name of Larocca. Larocca was angelic creation. Bringing up two children from a previous marriage, she was a true fan of the phrase "all men are jerks", loved to scold the men's tribe, along the way, figuring out wherever to get the goat of a new and unbroken. And once Lara, podavavshii fresh news about the quarrel Alina with her husband, called him to help with moving furniture, and at the same time to eat dinner and comforting. We will not discuss the talents Larochka as temptress, but eventually permutation began to happen almost every day. Alina was furious. However, what you wanted, honey? Frustrated family squabbles a man is a good prey for serdceed. So, it is better not to quarrel. Well, or to quarrel briefly and without witnesses.
Step four: your man is wonderful, but we all know this is not necessarily. The main mistake many gullible women desire to openly praise your man. "He's gentle, amazing lover, and he is well prepared, of course, the lucky owners of this wealth does not hold itself in the desire to share the joy. Do not abuse this! I remember once praised her husband in a conversation with a friend at home: "Dima is so wonderful, he never apportion my attention, always meets with work. And yet he was a true gentleman! " And I remember how envious eyes flashed to my friend. "And my Roofing in no hurry to meet me from work... " she muttered. And don't even worried when I'm late,". The poor girl was openly dissatisfied spouse. So should I be surprised when one day wheedle called not his, and my husband with languid request: "On the street is dark and scary, and I walk alone. It is not difficult for me to meet? " No, baby, focus will not work! Gallantry on the part of your men should only happen in your personal presence.
Step five: "Stay on top". Remember, lady, man is a being nervous and susceptible. To keep him from sight of the beautiful woman is very difficult, absurd and do not need. Then a beautiful woman should be you. Not a colleague, classmate or former wife friend. She came to a party in a chic mini? Not a question, put a mini and you. She constantly with makeup? Well, not lazy, and you dust off the lost in the closet powder. Because if you want to be your man does not have starting potential razluchnitsa he should be fully satisfied with the woman who is next. Otherwise you become like Oksana, after which each corporate chastises blessed: "Why are you again stared at the neckline Marina? " Blessed intelligent silent. Not to say he's a terrible truth: "Because you, Oksana, instead neckline - faded t-shirt, and on his head - the horse's tail, which does not change with the 6th class". He's right. Maybe a man and a relative of sin be shy. But do not forget that he is also a lover, you want to seduce every hour and every moment.
Step six: "Stay alert! " Maybe this advice will sound slightly naive, and you, the reader, will want to give up on him. Say, "I'm jealous as the devil, and instantly taseko threat". Similarly spoke all those thousands of women whose husbands have fallen prey to the insidious seductress, who for months and years pretended to be good boys and true friends and for which "a foreign husband is taboo", and "lured girlfriend's boyfriend " treachery". Learn better not to trust anyone! Take as a given that castroite eyes your man may even best friend. And the phrase "I'd like to have such a man, jokingly put it, is nothing more than a program for action. Do not hesitate to answer: "Alas, he's mine, and it will kill any". And kill, if necessary. And even better - love him until he lost consciousness. And let it be Step seven. Because if a man is surrounded by love and in love, then other women will not look. Maybe...
Hunters for someone else's happiness
Author:
Dorogov E.
Source:
Леди@mail.ru
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