Don't believe him. He lies when he says he never lies. Yes what to tell you! You know. Promised life to be on hand? Well, when was the last time honored? When you break my leg? Here you can see!
I do not encourage permanent catch a man cheating on you, beat the unfortunate hand and under torture to find out what is sort he had with Monica Lewinsky. Because from falsehood and use sometimes happens. Absolutely will not hurt if your favorite lie, for example, in the store, when you measure the next coat concerning money set aside for a joint vacation... "No, you this Fox isn't. The color is hideous and too fluffy fur, tastic", - he will make honest eyes. And will be right!
In General, I am not against that man sometimes FIB have been with three boxes, the innocent had to pretend, lie seven miles to the heavens, and all the forest - in a word, he would cast bullet. Who, in the end, need the truth, except the Prosecutor?
But the deception is deception strife. And it is important to understand when men lie, you can watch through your fingers, or to divide it promises to sixteen, and when to burn with a hot iron.
Holy lie
A white lie is an indispensable element of the relationship. Men use it very often - usually in order to protect the boat family happiness, and not their own skin (as some mistakenly believe women). A classic example of white lies - the story happened with Boris.
Good, family-oriented, Boris took off in the short voyage in a distant city for some commercial cases. And there Boria was tempted by the devil: drunk on the pleasures from the successful transaction, all night on the eve of his departure, he spent a saucy girl. And she, obviously, in ecstasy, took and clawed violently at his back and down. Waking before the departure of the train, Boris could not grasp how it is managed, and where did the girl whose name he couldn't even remember. Boris wisely. In the train he lay on the top shelf close to the open window and successfully earned a runny nose, and the house dressed in a vest, and went to bed under a cotton blanket and pretended to be mortally Protogenes. A whole week until healed traces of passion, he diligently sweated and Gondor wife about my cold.
If you and your Boreas, by and large, does not tend to change, something like this happens, do seem to believe in a version of the flu with allergic rashes in the form of scratches on the back and bruises on the buttocks. (In the end, and the marksman may miss - remember how you had to mask the neck after a meeting of graduates of the Institute). You can certainly arrange a storm. In the bed. So cute he was convinced in his own bedroom inhabits this tigress that any other against her pitiful kitten!
Artistic whistling
The most innocent version of the lie - hyperbole. It is mainly men's abilities, capabilities and advantages - increases in size. In short, the exaggeration is that people with understanding is called artistic whistling.
A lover of the colour grey reality and embellish the prose of everyday life is in almost any company. Personally, I am familiar with Egor, kindest 30-year-old lawyer. One time we worked together, and the day did not pass to Egor, sitting in the absence of the head on his Desk, not shared memories of the past evening or weekend when he Egor is allegedly personally drank five bottles of vodka, one hour meet the same number of friends or scattered more hooligans who attacked a strange girl. For greater persuasiveness Egor was filled with stories of concrete and detail for: names like vodka or supermarket, in which it was purchased, and so forth. In most cases, the Whistler fills so artistically that begins himself to believe. Reader-reciter even sees no need to spend money on certification of the correctness. In no case do not show a lack of trust in your words Munchausen. This can lead a man in severe stress, and trying to stifle the offense, he knows, in fact, drink vodka let go in a dark alley to scratch fists.
To deal with Whistler, you don't want. But, in order not to bring the riot of his imagination to the point of absurdity, is from time to time gently to doubt: "Is five (bottles, girls, villains)? " What dear liar usually answers: "Maybe not, but four".
What false words, but as dizzy!
Very often the man is not speaking the truth, and exactly what you want to hear. A typical example is my Tolik. Every night he fumbles on the Internet, allegedly asking prices for cars, but from time to time accidentally nabidae to pages with pornography. Suddenly behind his wife appear and I see on the screen a blonde with a curvy ass and an incredible bust. "Nothing girl? " - I throw the bait. The husband builds a grimace of disgust: "I don't know anyone like them. I personally don't need".
Such a man is more of a smoothie than a liar. "You're my most beautiful", "Without you I would have gone" is the dictionary-at least sneak home. Really, why tell the harsh truth about rasplyvshuyusya waist, if it threatens excommunication from dinner? Usually the privilege to open eyes on overweight careful flatterers shrewdly leave best friend.
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