Dislike of travel and change places, the inability to make new friends - that's what makes aunts especially obnoxious. Put her face to face with the hanging gardens of Babylon - she'll find something to complain about. But most likely, no gardens aunt will not go. Why? Because the aunts all known in advance.
The concept of "aunt" is not related neither to age nor weight, nor social position. There are and prelestnye lady of eighty years, is able violently (and for a whole hour! to fall in love with the electrician, and mossy twenty-year-old aunt, concerned solely the opinions of others, common decency and the contents of the fridge. You can judge for yourself. For example, Anastasia Volochkova - aunt. And Natalia Krachkovskaya and Lyudmila Gurchenko - no aunts, and they were not even a second of his fascinating life.
By the way, among the "not-aunts" also has its own scale. So, extreme "nethercote" is a fairy. Of breed "handbag, a dog is all rosy". Fairies worse aunts, because it focused solely on yourself and completely devoid of such charming feminine qualities of compassion and kindness. So, if colleagues can't trust you even cactus, because you still forget about that and once a month should be watered, then you are a typical fairy.
A sense of humor
Essential and, perhaps, the only sign of any intelligent creature. Now - aunts sense of humor no, they don't love themselves, but only a great deal of respect. The brunt of this respect gravestone lies down on others. Aunt resentful, vindictive and suspicious. They even above the jokes don't laugh, because I think they are trying not to laugh and humiliate.
What to do? The most risky period in the birth of children and the output then to work. Worries a lot of time to spare, read once. And should be read - scientists believe that a sense of humor depends on the level of intellectual development of the individual, and to consider scientists charlatans and watch for the morning program "Malakhov Plus - the most that neither is a sure sign of incipient aunt.
Fairies note: do Not be proud that you can easily and willingly laugh at anything if you are not forced to cry really serious things.
Levity
Yes, my mom taught you to care, prudence and by the way, let's face it, the right things. But even the most strict parents primarily want your baby happiness. But happiness and total limits, you know, combined hard. No wonder that we feel are particularly useless, when sitting on the oatmeal diet, passionately and angrily dreaming about chocolate eclairs. Of the girls mom and dad qualitative setrasari grow the most convinced aunt. Never walk on the grass, not give a kiss without love, keep a million rules of decency and is the worst! - zealously require the same from others. Oh, Yes, of course, you are obliged to honor the criminal code and to adhere to basic rules of human coexistence. But, believe me, that does not negate nor silly novels with married men, no shoots with uninteresting work, no dances naked in the moonlight in foreign territorial waters - for the joy of border guards. All to live life with an eye to the disgruntled others - very shortsighted. After all, a second chance may not provide even the Buddhists.
Fairies note: the Frivolity and irresponsibility different history, and the second is in contrast to the first - sad. There are women who can't buy in the pharmacy feeds a three-month son, because you have seen in the Department of optics "absolutely wonderful glasses Ray-Ban".
Curiosity
Dislike of travel and change places, the inability to make new friends - that's what makes aunts especially obnoxious. Put her face to face with the hanging gardens of Babylon - she'll find something to complain about. But most likely, no gardens aunt will not go. Why? Because the aunts all known in advance. Own life experience (usually poor, because to live in full force, they trust) and five maxims from the popular series replace them with the history of human thought - a chorus of voices that can't give any exact answer to any important question.
What to do? Bring your brain to a state of uncertainty even in the fact that the Volga flows into the Caspian sea, and garlic cures all illnesses. All of these "on the one hand, on the other hand... " is guaranteed to relieve you from comfortable of associations "wood - birch, poet Pushkin".
Fairies note: Psychologists have noticed that a large amount of life experience is very harmful to those who do not go regularly to work. The impossibility of every day to sublimate their emotions in routine work leads to depression. And the lack of appreciative listeners risk that you will forget that it is so interesting happened to you.
Goodwill
Some women begin to strangle innocent world into a passionate sexual embrace. But even such a lovely feeling, as love, in the hands of aunts turns into a sadistic way of manipulation. It is aunt give birth and nurture us malenkih sons, for which we foolishly we married. Think about this the next time you want to tell the son that he is unworthy of marocchini love, because poorly cleaned at night teeth.
Fairies note: to Be all cute, but not to let anyone in heart seriously is very secular, I understand. But to lose your head out true love is the same ride, where at least once in life you have to drive. To love without memory can even your child - if "real men" in your opinion, crops failed.
In General, let us never aunts!
Source:
Women's information and entertainment portal WDay.ru
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