Yes, that's right. Someone who has no idea why, overwrought, going to work unless you have to, probably no need to read this article. For those who can not imagine life without everyday neurotic escape from the house, that would be too naive and ridiculous.About those rare lucky ladies who have a job-hobby and at the same time can not devote her entire life, I generally keep quiet! This article is an attempt sedation for those of martyrs, and not see its purpose, and without work begins to suffer. Or am I really this one?
Let's start with the test, invented by me, and therefore perhaps wearing biased and unscientific in nature. Put the pros, if it is about you.
- You are sitting at work in thin pantyhose, heels, painted. This beautiful!
You got up at 6 in the morning to prepare Breakfast and washed his head, already at 8 am to sit still.
- At 8 am you, because you have to leave at 5 to pick up their children from the garden is not completely frozen for a walk.
- Husband on the phone chastises you for holey tights made for children in the dark.
You have a pleasant small talk with your colleagues.
"Oh! How much can you say about the men! As the bursting head...
- You have just had a meeting with taaaake business partner!
This gramza, breaking your backs to the authority, the chair, has made it clear that you are a fool. Full.
- You're cute we had lunch in the cafeteria in the crossfire from the eyes of men.
These were the movers of the supply Department.
- From the garden rang with a message about the rash your child.
- Grisy there on the spot!
Doctor after 12 cannot be called.
- Grandma harmonizes space in the classroom society of harmonizers.
- New gramza makes it clear that yesterday you went to 7 minutes early, the day before yesterday, late 10, today occasinaly longer and all too often go to the toilet.
"But she's a good woman and releases you to a sick child!
- You run away, already Packed with tips about this unfortunate rash. Thank God, all of you have kids!
- You can't take sick leave, because your ally suddenly enters the hospital with the child. Unfortunately, all children...
- Grandma harmonizes space.
- The whole night you talking about at the bedside of the child.
From zagorod comes second grandmother, getting up at 5 a.m.
- The man in the platoon.
You come to work... so beautiful? In pantyhose?
All around trindad and trindad...
- At the end of the day appointed a lesson on Word advanced. What care of the staff!
- Grandma can't stay her all day nazvanivaet grandfather.
Another grandmother harmonizes space.
Yes, it seems the list is endless. But if you have already learned, then congratulations: you are the sufferer! To see this finally and irrevocably, discharge from work and look at the second test again my works.
Children, neatly combed and dressed, slowly go into the garden with you. My God, the weather is kind!
At home waiting for the dog, which you so long dreamed of!
Husband does not want to leave home in the morning, and you indulge in the mysteries of love a fresh mind.
- No need to rush, and driving a car in Kiev began to bring an incomparable pleasure.
In your 30 incomplete (well something like that... ) you finally visited the dinosaur Museum.
- Scandals about weekly visits to villas resorbed by themselves. In children's theatre is presenting on weekdays.
In the zoo, it turns out, not so many people! On Wednesdays...
- The child has time to tell you about my first love!
- Husband for the umpteenth time to time to tell you about my first love.
- You finally have time to hear about all of these first feelings.
- How long have you been not wore heels?
Why dog walks all the time with you?
- What are lofty talking about the men are at this time, your girlfriend...
- What a nice new knowledge about the debits and the credits they get!
To eat, not cook!
And all of them are on the Internet...
This "emerald city" cheekbones brings...
The last piece of clothing appeared in your last day of work.
- Broken nails...
- My husband was the last time you went to the cinema to watch "Shrek-2".
It was with kids!
The grandmother continues to harmonize the space!
I think, and this list can continue. I want to congratulate you, but I'm afraid it's not.
Here we have to start all over again. Returning to the first test, we must remember that all was not so rosy and perfect, as it seems now, from the depths of our fall.
Yes, someone all the time communicates with the stars, someone he is a TV star, someone earns expensive restaurants, and someone (I can only imagine! ) on a private yacht! Yes, some nights hangs in night clubs, some with children walking only Babysitting. Yes, someone he defended his doctoral dissertation, and someone wrote Superman. And all this while you are running in between painting, choreography and beading!
But wait to tear your hair out! First, look yourself straight in the eye and answer: and you would have reached at least something from above, not whether you have children? Or is this all your dreams? Would you in English when you still pestering terrible dreams associated with it? Would have earned you a lot of money, when you love, that you will not centovalli? As a doctoral thesis, forgive you for what topic could give? And in response to the silence...
Now, we need to drop all these stupid comparison! No need to compare! Your neurosis will only intensify. Tell yourself right: the main thing in life is to have fun! No punishment, no voltage is neither my God! Is for them to live? You should try to enjoy!
And now look at things from this perspective. You are happy, sitting in the open class ballet at your daughter? And with your work, could you afford it? Let me remind you that the grandmother at this time no change harmonizes space! Are you happy as a child, going to class his son to the thumbnail? And it's the same one you know all the classmates of the child not only in photo. And see what they're all really cool! And how much joy comes in is the most inharmonious space, when in the morning it is you scratch the back of your nine-year-old girl...
If it brings you pleasure, then how can it refuse to imagine that all this would have passed by you? Admit, in the end, you would still not have to rush forward in his career and still would not be in the evenings to get a second degree, and in General these papers you just got! Remember: when you grab their offspring in the pool, past you are only chatter in the corridors and suffering about your worthlessness (otherwise you would hardly parted with work). Agree that it is up you will have time, but alone in the dinosaur Museum will be unlikely. Yes, it may not be the Louvre at all. And not the Hermitage.
But if you admit (only to itself, and then in a whisper! ) that the pleasure you received this much more, then everything will fall into place. And you will have some time to sit at home, persuading themselves that it is better to do and regret than not to do and regret. And throw away this seditious thought: after all, someone throws work and no regrets... Ugh it three times!
Source:
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