I idle. I turned thirty. For 20 years I'm trying to understand women - but not always. And only six months ago I had the opportunity to peek into the minds of women, to understand how it works.This helped me Lou-Lou, my two year old niece. I know once I'm an adult, I started to teach her all sorts of useful things, and not Vice versa, but in this case the training was mutual.
I taught her to wink, as if to let the winds, burping and count to 10. In the latter case is not very well. "One, two, three, seven, nine, ten" - which I personally quite satisfied with: I have always believed that the value of the numeral "four", "five", "six" and "eight" is somewhat exaggerated.
In return for two months I learned more about women than found on their own experience over two decades. Just do not think that I believe that women is a two - year kids that deserve to be treated accordingly. I love my niece. I respect my niece. For my niece I nekrou an unexploded grenade - and not only to amuse the baby. Actually, I fall on the grenade only when there is a real danger that it will explode and the girl will suffer. Every woman is different, and I'm making generalizations, but in my heart two-year Lou Lou lives pure, unspoiled nature - so to say, a subconscious expression, Freud's "it" - femininity. I will list what I have learned.
Ignore them
If, upon entering the room, I drove up to Lu-Lu, like a clown, trying to take her and to entertain, she will pretend I am not seeing. Like I don't exist. If I pass it, I guarantee, she will call me by my name and wants me to play.
Bribe them with
Gifts - this effectively. Preferably noisy or shiny. In the case of Lu-Lu this means that the right singing plush animals or hairpins with sequins. Apparently, adult women will be similar, for example, cars and jewelry.
Complimenting them
I always thought - and in vain - that compliments like diamonds: they say that they are appreciated only when rare. Throw on the market a large batch, and it was worthless. Not at all. Lu-Lu celebrates its need in your diaper, all applauding as though she has just discovered how to effectively save the planet from hunger - and the girl is just blooming with joy. The same method works and in relationships with older women, although, of course, I mean the General technique, not a good example here (alas, this is a lesson I learned the price of some of the victims).
Listen to them
All my life I was trying to pre-guess what women want. But it was possible and not to strain. If I'm careful, Lu-Lu clearly tell me what he wants: to eat, to dance, doll, jump, run, sing, play, read. It only remains for me to arrange everything. How much easier I would live if I was listening to what women talk, and act in accordance with their words.
Ask forgiveness
No matter what you've done. No matter if you don't know what you've done. Maybe I'm terribly offended Lu-Lu, putting her in the stroller, not the doll. What I or you think small transgression, for it is something comparable to genocide. The best method is to give her mercy and beg for forgiveness. But the voice you need to be sincere. It is not necessary that you sincerely repented, enough to pretend. Just like two plus two but the mass of men ignore this advice...
Wants - let him do
No matter what was going on. No matter how stupid you may seem it is a matter or thing, don't let her do. If Lou Lou something we liked, it will not discourage. Strictly speaking, keep the woman in her endeavor and even encourage. And then sit back and hope that she will find what a silly idea. The trouble is that it can be considered a wonderful idea. Somehow I not understanding how, for two hours, played in a doll tea party and pretend drank so many cups of tea, then what to evening make-believe ran to the toilet.
Don't tell them what to do
The best way to ensure that she will not do what you want from her is to tell her that she did. The wisest thing to create her the impression that the initiative comes from it. I am very proud of myself, for example, because convinced Lou Lou: watch the final of the Rugby world Cup is much more fun than playing in the sandbox.
Don't complain to them for life
This difficult time. I mean that a woman should not burden your petty problems. When I complain Lu-Lu in the unsuccessful meeting or back pain, it remains completely indifferent, but if something really wrong, she instinctively feels it and hugs me and just incredibly raises my spirit.
Don't argue
It's just pointless. In dispute you never win, and if they win, then it's no good you will not let her for a long time to spoil the mood. Honestly, why run? And here we come to my final and most important recommendation is:
Do not bring them to tears
There is no more depressing picture, how to see that a large, innocent brown eyes Lu-Lu, tears, and her mouth razivaetsya expires saliva and turns into mourning air RAID siren, which pierces my heart. When she cries, I totally helpless before her. And no known means from crying does not exist. Give her to eat? To portray in front of her monkey? Buy her a pony? To poke out my eyes with a toothpick? I'm ready for all that she was not crying... and she cries...
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