10 guidelines for lost in the city.

1. Sovietrussia across the sky. If the sky is covered with clouds - so soon the morning. If overlaid with asphalt - then the sky on the other side. If the sky is white - you're probably already at home. If tiled - in detox. If heaven is at hand and it's wood is a very bad sign.

2. Consider carefully the location of the moon. If the moon and stars are located on the street flags is a foreign country. If the flags outside the Embassy. If the moon is in the sky, but there's two " either you're on another planet, or need to sleep and everything will be okay.


3. Listen to sounds and noises. If chirp around cell phones is a major civilized city. If chirp passers-by are China, Vietnam, Korea or Japan. Determine the distance to home on eyebrows sellers: show them any money bill is higher than the eyebrows, the farther homeland.

4. Define the direction. Territory offices acquire more cars from sleeping areas, and less from the center. Define time by vote of a singing technique. If around singing copier is the day when the air conditioning during the summer (in winter they hibernate), but the faxes are singing round the clock.

5. To settle for the night in the heat, kindle a fire under the Windows of the police station.

6. Edible gifts of nature can be found in old snags, selling pickles and sauerkraut, and offering to try.

7. To make a fire and cook a hot meal for eight years, find flint and chikni them about any piece of metal gas station.

8. Avoid tracks on which trams and trolley buses - they lead not to human habitation, and in their lair.

9. Viper does not usually attack people, only if disturbed her hole. If you were under the ground and you hissing Viper is underground and you have to pay the fare.

10. To avoid this situation in the future, you should always keep your passport, money for a taxi and be sure zakusyvaj.

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