Let say, Or on the offensive in bed

Sex! OOO, Yes! Do you like sex? If you don't like something or you early, or you have a history of bad experience. Sex from the very nature of earthly pleasure, and procreation, and how to arrange his life. Your marriage will be so good, how good will be your chosen one sex; you can call all this love, can not be called, considering that words only spoil adjusted and harmonious merger shower and telephone


Do you like when in bed say the words? We are not monks-the silent order. In addition, I want to Express feelings, needs, finally, to agree on a purely technical aspects of copulation:




"You think I'm a yogi?!




Some like it hot; some blush from the word "priest"; someone is willing to indulge in pleasures in deep silence, imitating the fight Nanai boys (brave Nanay silent as an Indian! ). Some cost hints, prepositions, and memoirs:




- Come on, as in when we haven't bought a bed!


- When we were still living at your mother's and at night I went to check the washing machine!




The main thing is that both remembered the details, but not fond of, but instead a wonderful sex to be a night of memories.




Well, when people have some point of reference, shared memories of nakuplennyh beds. And if the couple is literally the first time together?




If we were perfect and wise, then before bed we would sit down at the negotiating table on figuring out each other more. We would be pleased, which is unacceptable, what is ready for the first time that the partner thinks about intimate haircut and cunnilingus; whether she understands what a "Blowjob", and why it teeth.




But we often heroes of spontaneity; and, in General, described the couple at the negotiating table is already extraterrestrial civilization of some kind. And, incidentally, to know about what style is going to float your sailor or sailor is always useful. And it will turn out like my friend Inna.




Kolya she liked, because he was handsome, earlier it was known as buddy. That is, not a boy which of the alley, not a maniac, not drunk demobilization. Thought Inna, thought, and came up with Kohl to seduce.




She then very cursed.




Beautiful Kolya was specific Goblin. Blue eye, not wanting to offend, it was used during foreplay phrases like "be a crustacean" and "do you... and narrow? "




She says: I don't measure.


He: well, you gave birth!




Girls, it's just you and Inna lose all desire for sex after a good and sincere words of Mat? Maybe we are too... bigots? Because I personally knew. I also hate brutal verbal diarrhea in the bed. Expensive, not opisyal what is happening in detail. Or signs show, just do not know the words "turn" and "now too, Yes? "




Boys, and when the partner is absolutely shameless in linguistic terms, you like, or cringe?




In short - everything Inna falls, the mood also, and this man begging for a Blowjob, aches and cleanit... and when she gives him a Blowjob makes, because hesitated, nerd... Attention! Badababa! Fanfare! He takes Inco ears and begins to help her move.




After such exotic Inna had, apparently, Kohl out of bed to drive. But, as a good woman who feels a certain responsibility for the man whom she lured, Inna pretended that all the way. There are some women that are entirely unnecessary sense of responsibility - through can't.




There is another extreme. Live magazine writer Ella Dare once was Casanova, proving that there is no better word that defines female sexual organ than pieszecki". I don't know about you, dear audience, but to me it's better for the ears.




We humans, being inert. We are slaves of habits and stamps. Happened once with someone "passionately and-chop" - we'll all his life devoted to Ziganshina. Said the woman: "be with me the beast, be savage! "oppa, what calendar sheet has pouch, but he still tribal.




Other offended when a new partner is unpleasant to hear about "this thing", name arthropod river resident named position.




- How else should I speak?! The knee-elbow position?!


And thinks to himself: "is Broken, the price gets. All was arranged, and it was not comfortable with! "




Women sometimes also give anatomically peculiar, and quite obscene comments and suggestions. Someone - because it's cooler this way and guys like that." And someone at the behest of temperament. There will never guess in bed can happen anything. When Frank Manica-Bond will whisper to mark everything "it" and "like that" - thin intelligent redactora, deeply educated woman, suddenly can announce in a loud voice so that the port loader will get embarrassed.




Once I was even interested in why among the most delicate, young and anxious youths and maidens to become fashionable to talk about myself something like: "I'm three months... " and then the verb denoting the act of mating. It was a great restructuring of the word "fuck". It's all meant to fit. But why it became a little?




I thought a particularly rough terms publicly and revealing use the vulnerable person, who just want to show that no such love for them does not exist, all of them physiological, everything as a glass of water. Earlier this behavior was typical for boys, but with the advent of artisanal feminism and the increasing number of urban neurotics, "obscene expressions" began to speak and girls. The thinner the education of the rougher verbal stock, metaphors and other hyperbole.




The rough bed of the word - the way to boost the hormones, the nervous system, sharper feel what is happening. If the vocabulary is hard brings joy to both partners to be ashamed of here, absolutely nothing. Only, perhaps, the wish - no need to shout, disturbing the public tranquility. Under Windows can be children, and in the evenings, maybe the children of the house, but the dogs pee scared.




We, the generation of the post-Soviet era, simply no terms that would satisfy all, as denoting what is happening in bed. We can't verbalicious their actions. It turns out either sugar vulgarity about "pipisku", or outright Mat or medical terms chickenshit. Therefore, the passion remains silent. Only the moans and heavy breathing break the silence of the bedroom. However, you can put music.




And even in bed a person is relaxed or too tense. So sometimes you can say something so funny and out of place that it is remembered for a lifetime. When I was young and roamed, anywhere, one young man whom I had loved all his life (it seemed to me, and where is he now, I don't know) - now. He during a particularly pleasant for him moments somehow shouted: "Oh, momma! That's horror! "




And my girlfriend was such a case: the guy slid to the edge of the bed, sighed, and asked her, stunned by orgasm:




"You don't know where Orenburg?




One young man was stunned by the question, "what now our friendship? ". About another said that he was one of those that forty minutes have sex, and then two hours nonstop explain why it was not necessary to do.




And only sincerely love each other a couple calmly and any convenient words say what they want. There is no misunderstanding between them. All the words are correct. All have long well.




But to get there you need to at the very beginning of a relationship no one grabbed the ears, and if caught something reasonable, and some pleasant way.


Love cannot be without understanding. And the achievement of mutual understanding cannot be easily and desires. Before we become good here and now, we learn to hear, to listen and to forgive.

Author:

Kirichenko N.


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