Sunday, September 21, 2014

Five children's speculation about the condom


Often hear disparaging statement saying that sex in a condom - like Breakfast in the suit, no taste, no smell, no fun. What other misconceptions about condom exist in our neprosviashennuy society?


Five children's speculation about the condom


The first misconception: sex in condom - the Breakfast in the spacesuit


Let's start with the fact that sex is not frictions. This kissing, fondling, hugging, magic Blowjob and wonderful cunnilingus, and frictions is only the final, during which not a little important, if you are one micron latex or not. Sex condom-beautiful - because the woman does not have frantically screaming instead of "Yes, Yes," - "not me! "and educated man choked voice to ask this sacramental "in you? "


The second mistake: the Chinese in me will not fit...


Well, as it is still quite large to inexperienced lady?


Do not worry, all the condoms available in the world almost Chinese (Malaysian, Indian, Indonesian, Korean), because it is in Southeast Asia grows the tree, from which a latex, and there, in latex forest, are all plants of these simple means of contraception.


The size condoms do not depend on you adore length and width: 48-50 mm, 51-53 54-56 mm and mm. Length as conventional condom 19-20 cm (Indian - 18 cm). See, it would not have been too large.


The third mistake: well, except that flavored...


Actually, it is not even clear whether there is anything more disgusting than synthetic smell of strawberries, mixed with the smell of a real passionate sex. Especially if the condom was bought for a penny at the kiosk on the edge.


Misconception four: buy her with pimples...


And on this occasion will cancel the prelude? No way! In unskilled hands, selfish member of any pimples will not work.


to cope with a woman without any pimple.


Misconception five: well, at least the vaseline to lubricate...


Again tutorialsa at the kiosk? Again skimped on Holy? Vaseline, you're trying to replace expensive grease, destroy latex, so saved on the condom through the year to buy the diapers.


And for those who still contemptuously frowned and waved his hands is a useful reading: instructions on condom use. Read now to not be ashamed to wear in the future:



  • Each time use a new condom.

  • Carefully open the package so as not to damage the condom.

  • Do not open it up the condom before you put it on the penis.

  • Put the condom on when the penis is in the excited state.

  • Ottani the foreskin back, press your fingers to the end of the condom, put it on head of penis.

  • Holding the tip of the condom, spread it towards the base of the penis.

  • Immediately after ejaculation, remove the penis, pushing the edge of the condom with your hand so it does not come loose.

  • Do not touch the penis of the vagina when the penis is removed after ejaculation.


And don't be a baby - wear a condom!


Source: velvet.by













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