Bad advice: how to protect yourself from... children

We are adults, and therefore we must protect and safeguard children - in this simple truth is not unusual. But sometimes our babies bring us more trouble than joy and it's time for parents to protect from kids.


From 0 to 3 years





Chores: screams, PRS all day long


Protected:

in this case there are two options. First, buy a pacifier - tool number one against his open mouth. Second, buy ear plugs, three nights and the child will get bored with grub, and you will continue to sleep.


Bonus:

worried that the cries of the baby will bring inconvenience to your neighbors? Not worth it, they hardly thought about your dream when you were doing repairs on weekends early in the morning.



Trouble: dirty diapers



Protected: close the nose, wear gloves and do your thing. Think about that, at least you don't have to wash a lot of diapers every day.



Bonus: exercise willpower.



Chores: doesn't leave you a single step


Protected:

the arena is a sure way to keep your child safe and relax the most.



Bonus: you always have a companion.


Chores:

somewhere lost valuables.



Protected: look at your baby, is there something more valuable than he is.


Bonus:

develop a philosophical Outlook on life.


From 3 to 12 years




Chores:

he plays around your desktop.


Protected:

I hope you haven't thrown bought once earplugs. Earplugs + meditation - the path to harmony.


Bonus:

the transition to the next level of endurance.


Chores:

the constant questions that you don't know what to say.



Protected: learn complex phrases, hearing that the child has lost the desire you have to ask something.


Bonus:

the acquisition of new knowledge.



Chores: new toy



Protected: you can promise to buy a toy only in return for something of value to you - silence.



Bonus: time to relax, have more money.



Chores: on your "imp" someone complains.



Protected: I can tell that you allow the child learns from their mistakes, let the children between themselves understand.


Bonus:

get rid of your unwanted "friends".


From 12 to 16 years




Chores:

a loud, horrible music



Protected: buy baby player, take a tape recorder.



Bonus: new music - new knowledge.



Chores: social networks in which your child is forever lost and your computer.


Protected:

put a password to log on to the Internet.



Bonus: can not speak on the subject of where babies come from, believe me, your child is already a long time ago knows.

Source:

Women Magazine

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