How to overcome itself and not to find my dream job? Guide to idle

And that's true... You safely (and maybe not), for some reason, was left without a job. The state of semi-consciousness, the pressure exceeds the limit, the pulse is almost filiform, the nerves also enjoy myself. And then there's family, or cat, or your favorite old parakeet fast and without your earnings in no way could not do.


What can you do? The answer is simple, as a primer for senior: to look for a new job based on a "guide to action" as this article. Well there you go...




- The first thing you need to start is to decide what you need rest. He will just become a reward for all the suffering that you endured in that hellish place. To do this, be sure to arrange a long, very long (as you have accumulated savings) "holiday" dedicated to doing nothing. This will be the first brick in the wall of your depression.




- When the money runs out, be sure to get in debt, consoling himself and the lender that will soon find a super job and I will pay to the last cent.




- Estrangeiros taken, start, lazily lying on the couch with a Cup of coffee in hand, to view the announcements. Sometimes make calls, but only for form's sake, to not tormented conscience and parents (wife, husband, loved one, old parrot - underline).




- About a couple of times a month to attend the interview. In the office of the employer, be sure to come late, with scruffy hair and old melancholy eyes. To answer all questions thoughtfully mooing or eloquent silence. It is impressive. So you will promise to "be sure to call back".




- When you are finished with the limits of money and trust among your family and friends, start to tear his hair and to fight in fits of despair at the friendly kitchen gatherings. Wringing her hands and rolling his eyes, complain to the callousness of employers, their ardent desire to find a job and failed horoscope for the next week.




- If you are a strong personality, always go off on a drunk. Or slot machines. Or computer games. Or something equally pleasant and useful.




- Be sure to come in suspicious employment Agency, where you take a certain amount of money for a contract and promise to find you a job, but will not do anything. While still at parting hint that you "pathetic worthless person" and it would be nice to grow spiritually, professionally, and intellectually.




Hearing the above words from the guru of personnel management, upadate in complete despair, lock myself at home and refuse to go out into the world and see people.




In the end, open shabby newspaper free ads and, pointing a finger in first, go to low-wage, no one needs work, consoling himself with the thought that "things could be worse".




- Finally, the main rule. Left without work, a priori, be sure that the world is cruel and there is nothing good you can not wait.




Using this set of Golden rules, you will become professional unemployed with suspicious aura of failure. But don't you subconsciously dreamed of being in the very beginning on the negative?

Source:

School of life

women's web magazine