1. Take one animated human object of childbearing age. If you are a boy, grab a girl or a boy if a girl get a girl or boy. In General, the floor is in principle unimportant.
2. Start at 8pm on Friday. Lie face down on the bed, sofa or floor. Nicok should last 60 minutes. The apartment is preferably shouldn't be, but if you are in puberty - behind the door would be overwhelmed mother. Back in this case, the door with something heavy and all the screams answer nemorosum voice, "All right, get away".
2.1. Navrotsky voice is achieved sobs within 8 minutes. Bitter girlish or miserly men. Sobs should be silent.
3. Return to step 2. You lie face down, now you need to think. Think you need in order:
a) as the perfect object of love in General
b) as the perfect object of love in particular
C) as unavailable object of love
g) how wonderful he is and is not available
3.1. If the object of love at this time writing a SMS, calls or comes to the door, say "Boy, do not disturb", in General, somehow Ammonites.
4. Now, let's dig. Assume the following:
a) no one ever had such a smile
b) there's no voices
More Mature individuals need to think in addition to the above:
a) no one has such nice Tits/potency **sorry, that is: I feel so good with him/her in sex***
At this stage, make an emphasis on "no one else"
Both species Mature and not really need to think:
a) we would be lovely pair
5. At this point, let's dig more. Zatanna the theme of "impossibility". Think:
a) what a pity that we can't be together, it's impossible.
6. Add "never"
What a pity that we will never be able to be together. It's never impossible.
7. Think about ever detail, about 5 minutes. Imagine a lonely old age and unfulfilled life.
8. Weep silently, face down, into fists. If you can, try to shove a fist or a part of it in his mouth to stifle her sobs. 8 minutes.
9. Bite lips.
10. Add a quiet tragedy and relax: over on his back. Lie down so that the tears flowed in my ears. Lips until bite.
11. Break. Exit Nicca, go to the bathroom and noisy mismarking. Washing your face, look in the mirror. The nose should be red and swollen. If not, you trash.
12. Return to the place of weeping, lie down there in the free position and podrimlje. You need to gather strength for the rest of the night.
13. At midnight sit at the computer, display the picture of the object on the screen and turn on your favorite romantic melody. Gently stroke the cursor eyebrows object, lips and jawline. Sepcity : "never". 10 min.
14. Tea break and pee 15 minutes.
15. Remove the portrait of the object from the screen, the melody of the leave and make a loud. (Wear headphones). Very loud. Sit back so that his head rested in something, close your eyes and imagine yourself and the object in different poses and situations. Such as: wedding, children, his Declaration of love and he understood and came".
16. Vzdohnete like you woke up. Circle with wild eyes surrounding objects. Recognize that object with you there. Wail. 40 minutes.
17. A break to pee. Pour yourself a strong sweet coffee. Now you will need physical endurance.
18. Alternately, display all the social networks. I said ALL. Minimize the Windows, but do not close them. Facebook, Odnoklassniki, Vkontakte, which is still there. Meddle in first with photos. LJ until touch.
19. Search social networks in the specified order: object, those who object near, those who looms in the background. Read all about them, will find that, over the past two years. 4 hrs.
20. Now LJ. If the object is less than a hundred friends, choose the first most beautiful Nicki, then the most ugly, then the most suspicious. Read their logs.
20.1. If the object has more than a hundred friends, select exactly 26 any nicks.
21. Search in comments on Yandex. Read LJ every one object left comments.
22. By seven o'clock in the morning you should have generated a list of new objects with whom you will be to compare themselves not in their favor.
23. A break to pee. Coffee should be poured into the thermos.
24. Sit in front of the screen comfortably. Open any magazine or account. Intently peered at the pictures. Wail. Every two minutes.
26. If you hit on an interesting magazine, have read and have forgotten why you are here, go back to paragraphs 9 and 13 in series, and then to 22.
27. Add to the romantic melodies tragic. Very good goes "You're not going back" Night snipers.
28. Go to sleep, only pre-light a candle and paracite it never and impossible." Candle sudoite and compare a small fire with your life and love. Comparisons begin with the words "that's the way my love for you is burning, no one needs... " Howl, ye raspalis mouth. 1 min.
29. Sleep without undressing, sobbing in his sleep.
30. In the next three days secure success: do not communicate with the object of love, all the time listen to "Tu" music and cry at night.
Source:
Lady.ru
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