They would have loved me. However, as I do them, but in turn. Each of my women would think that she is the only and unique. Keeping in mind that women love mostly ears, I would tirelessly she repeated. Because time is inserted compliment a woman will be eternally grateful. So thankful that ... (themselves to think out, what would she have done for you).
And yet, if I were a man, I would be among his other men. They would trust me and would talk about sex the lowdown in the Smoking room. Because now they don't trust me a little. How strongly I didn't said they only honestly clap eyes in response. But I see that they still have something to hide, some Important Male Secret. And I'll never find out what it is.
And avtoinstruktorom not been bantered would be me (and only male solidarity), when I go deaf at a traffic light or confuse the pedals.
I, as a man, it would be easier to live and work. If your team only girls - I would love just for the fact that I am a man. If the men's team - I still would have fit on the principle of "among friends". And even in a mixed team among the guys I'd been his, and women still would build me eyes and indulged in a short minute office teas. Besides, men are somehow more pay... Perhaps it has something to do with our national mentality. When a woman asks for a pay rise, in response she receives wonderful on its consistency phrase: "why do you want money? You have a husband, so you and he provides! " Although, if I were a man, I would pay higher wages only by gender and according to the logic that the man money is more important than the woman.
And men are much easier to take care of ourselves. You just need to regularly take a shower, periodically to get a haircut, do not forget to buy new socks and dress not too dirty clothes.
And they have a real friendship, and much more interesting. Here only I'm not sure whether it was true all right, if you look at this with the eyes of men?
And women dream to:
Every time, when the man threw the woman, something he had become shorter than a centimeter.
- In the sweet wouldn't have calories.
For socks, scattered in the wrong places, would give a month of correctional work.
- All the dirt in the house was going to be in a special place, which then could quickly be wiped and the rest of the day to spend with a wonderful feeling of domesticity.
- Breast size could easily be adjusted, for example, pressing the navel.
- Beer men would in the pharmacy, coupons, issued by the wife.
- Critical days occurred in a certain time and would have lasted 10 minutes.
The husband, as educated people would not mind that his wife had a lover. And even met him once a month to discuss how you can please their beloved women.
We could read men's thoughts. And when a man comes up to you saying, "It was You I was looking for all my life" - we'd heard simultaneous "translation" - "I Want to shoot someone, even you, my wife was gone for the weekend".
- Age men would grow muscle instead of the belly.
Tights would be the most durable substance in the Universe - they could neither catch nor to break or burn.
- Each married woman once a month would rely ticket for the full Monty. Or to visit the massage parlor with inflated masseurs in leopard thongs.
- Hair color. Eyes and the sex of the child could choose before birth. And what he will become and will marry whom.
- Your husband could be lying on the couch about an hour. Then from the couch jumped out would steel needles, smeared with poison.
Women would be considered better drivers. On sale there would be stickers - red triangle with a picture of a mustache and beard and Carefully, the man behind the wheel".
- Every man dreamed would hurry to marry and have children. And we could decide to make them happy with his "Yes! "or, "let's wait until so cute and examine our feelings".
- Well, that March 8 was canceled. Why us women's day, if men are already so fulfill all our desires.
Source:
Female customers Dionise
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