The American left after the shocking obituary

A touching obituary Shaft Patterson was a major event in the American state of Utah: the site of the funeral home, where he published the text, did not cope with the influx of visitors, and the local newspaper, The Salt Lake Tribune decided to print the last message of the deceased.


In their obituary, the man admits that he never received the scientific title, stole a safe from the hotel, samuari geyser and committed many other sins. Val Patterson called his funeral celebration of life and advised: "If you want to live forever, continue to breathe, as I".




Val Patterson died 10 July from throat cancer. In the obituary, written by himself, he shared that "had to say". For example, that he never received a degree, though he had a genuine diploma, which he presented to employers. "I didn't even have higher education," he repented Patterson, explaining that an employee of the University has put in his papers in the wrong pile, and after 2 weeks in the mail came a diploma.




"I apologize to all manufacturers of electrical engineering, where I worked, but still you have to admit that all of my projects worked well, and they were made well, and I'm amused at work," wrote the late.




As stated in the obituary, Patterson tricks for youth was forbidden to go to Disneyland. Once he sucidal stones geyser, which is then cleared, and 30 years ago it stole the safe from the hotel.




"Anything for a laugh", was the slogan of the author of the obituary. He was the inventor and believed everything that can be broken and repaired. It seems to everyone that was going to do: visited where I wanted to go and work there, where wanted, learned he had dreamed, ate what I wanted.




His obituary brings a smile and inspires readers to live a full life, judging from the collected comments. In almost every response Patterson thank you. The widow of the inventor explained to The Telegraph: "He wanted to give a sample of how to write obituaries".




Val Patterson lived a full life thanks to his wife, "adorable Mary Jane", he writes in his obituary. Patterson calls himself a thief, but not because of theft in the hotel, but because of his wife. "I robbed his Beloved Mary Jane for the decade or two that we could grow old and laugh together over a thousand simple things that we liked, filling our lives happy moments", - complains dead.




In the penultimate paragraph of his notes Patterson thanked readers for the fact that they are so a lot to read, and invites them to the feast of life that his relatives will suit instead of a funeral.

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