So many questions that deprive people of peace! What came first - the chicken or the egg, if it be man or Michael Jackson? But for women of all ages and almost all people one of the most acute eternal questions: should I try to change the man and his habits or time to go in search of a new? To help you to understand their own feelings and the true essence of your men, try to turn it into the perfect companion. At your disposal a brief tutorial on transforming the problem of the satellite in quite adequate. Go through the standard trouble, their antidotes and possible results of such transformations.
The history of the Golden antelope
Imagine that on the day of birth, Sadovaya candles, you make only one wish - to meet HIM. And almost immediately come across the stunning beauty unshaven stranger with a smile early crocodile Genes. He's smart, cheerful, sing serenades and promises you immediately to steal and to settle in the crystal castle. Later, in between stories about his love for children, sudbonosnoe your meeting and its heavy heroic past, he swears every day to cook pilaf and to learn new Serenade once a week. You admire, trust and love. Emmett is a strong, charismatic and easy to lift - you have always dreamed of.
It is later revealed that under the children meant the Brazilian national football team, the word "pilaf" he invented on the fly, the love and tenderness you've got to divide with half the female population of the country, and Serenade - only primitive variations of pop hits. But, climbing in the wilds of hope for a bright future together, you continue (although with some difficulty) to admire and believe. This story may take years. He will disappear, appear, and each time you will hope that he will repent and change. You tried so hard to change it!
Perhaps after some time after phrases like: "I and my new dummy... You should've seen it. "you finally will exclude him from your life. And having met in ten years or twenty, will break down into tears of happiness and say, "How fortunate that you managed to ruin my life! ". Because such instances masculine does not change to a ripe old age.
Throw cannot be pardoned?
Generations checked that the list is hopeless to change male fairly short - it includes manilow, Balls and actor Charlie sheen.
All the rest can be changed under your leadership. Just remember that the perfect men don't exist, there are only good at pretending and professionally otdressirovana. As well as favourite and very favorite, which all forgive.
If you communicate with her, once carefully selected boyfriend (let's call it Lelik), becomes heavier, it's time to think how much he'll roads. Do you have a future with him? Do you want to sacrifice everything for the sake of his podnadoevshego already Lelik, when some Aramis throws in your direction five-volume views, girlfriend every evening calls for a glamorous place, fiercely hated thy meek, and revealing to cook soup on Saturdays already tired?
Honestly, I cheer for Lelik. If I'm not mistaken, he knows you, at least with students. Most likely, Lelik quite reliable man, who is still in love with you. And the more effort you prilosece to save your relationship, the more expensive it will be. So I advise you to try to turn Lelik in the male abruptly Aramis. The main thing here is the strategy and focus on results.
Four possible outcomes of transformations:
Galatea is the perfect men's final metamorphosis, it's just impossible not to fall in love again.
Electronic - your man after a series of tests was made man.
Pinocchio - you helped to improve slow Lelik, but he eventually uses the acquired knowledge is not so, as if you wanted.
Balls - this creature can not be training.
A friend of revolutionary
Problem: religious and political differences. One thing, if you marry a religious man, and knew about his views. But if a simple post-Soviet guy became a member of the Communist party of Vietnam, for hours, sitting in front of the mirror, coached speech on the protection of the Iranian nuclear bomb or hit in whitening the reputation of the members of AUM senriko have to work to return another to reality.
Antidote: reasoning mixed with romance. As a loyal friend of the revolutionary, go to a meeting of the Communist party. Read his brochure about saving the whales. If you can not be filled with ideas of its authorities, reduce it to absurdity - read aloud with expression. Ask him to explain what is important to him in the Pro-Iranian policy. Use all your Arsenal to get the desired information - Internet, library, eyewitness evidence. Treating data, find as much as possible mismatches and cons and each time ask an explanation from his fanatical friend. He give you a General phrase " you're him about specific people with names ("Kozyavkin his apartment laid sacrificed everything in Fund Sensei Grigorieva, and promised peripheral Nirvana never reached! ").
In parallel with the political studies good start to cook, buy new underwear, the latest version of his favorite computer games and make the effort he wanted to go home.
The results of one transformation:
The balls. Leave in the refrigerator for a farewell note, and he moved into the apartment Kozyavkin. Identificatie mysterious Sensei Grigorieva was successful, and now you know its true nature.
Buratino. Through the power throws a Confederate flag with a portrait of Bakunin, with the words: "You don't take me as I am! " - passionately packing his bags and leaves the General area.
The electronics. The Communist party of Vietnam loses a valuable member, while you are still arguing, but differences subside, and your pair becomes more United after the experience of stress.
Galatea. Tramples upon the party ticket, you dance on it passionate tango, and now in your love story through many years may receive tale, beginning with his words: "Grandchildren, your grandmother and her love saved me from the terrible deeds and the gray wolf! ".
Yes, sleeping home aquarium!
Problem: the lack of romance. He ate in an embrace with a can of Tuborg occupied the area at the TV, and you're ready to bite the friend that starts working the morning with the words: "my Kitty last night Acebuchal salsa on the table during the Fiesta Cuban drums."
Antidote: unexpected and aggressive attack. For a start, take pictures of it every night in the crown position on the couch and viveshivau at the screen dead TV weekly newspaper "drone". Then give him a map to the club with the words "Oh, my pusateri! "that put both of you on the salsa. You can go on a cruise or start to cook together. Also worth together to keep a diary or write a book about your introduction and the beginning of a relationship. Most likely, the memories will be many, they will release smothered in everyday life romance to freedom, and mysteriously fresh roses will fall into the newly dusty vase. You can arrange daily hours of revelations. That is, the time when it is forbidden to talk about everything except you, your plans and dreams. Silent or watching TV are not allowed!
The results of one transformation:
The balls. Angry, falls into a coma when the word "salsa", barricadetm sofa, takes hostage remote, later with the scandal leaves the girlfriend.
Buratino. Produces alternative newspaper "Quiet time" after the first lesson salsa packing his bags, after the second moves to the mother.
The electronics. Making progress in dance, finds himself in the talent of a writer, in fear of your reaction to the sofa and Tuborg thinks a lot about your future and, finally, makes a suggestion to you.
Galatea. After cruising and fresh tide of romance is ready to kiss the traces of thy feet. In a result gets to the mezzanine guitar and a little later you devote your album.
People with multiple street basseynoy
Problem: its appearance. You became not on itself from sports costume with adorable drawn back in the early nineties knees and two-day stubble, which is celebrating its three-week anniversary.
Antidote: output "people". Organize a fitting occasion (such that he could not refuse to go - the wedding anniversary of your parents or his own birthday), offer to help you choose an outfit that accidentally get in the menswear division, sing songs in the style of "the saleswoman organized the fifth antitranspirant
ring around you... And as my James bond won the suit? ".
Very impudent flattery welcome. Do not remove the blockade from the men's Department, until your tired friend will not agree on all exposed conditions. Conditions must include buying the right jeans, the ceremonial burning of his old sports suit, a more thorough shave, shared swimming pool... More - at your discretion. When the first breakthrough of the blockade to repeat attempts to achieve results.
The results of one transformation:
The balls. Angry, he lectures on the theme "you don't love me the way I am", passionately wants to pack the suitcases, but, alas, packing nothing...
Buratino. Clumsily glued to the consultant of the Department of men's clothing, buy a suit from Hugo Boss, begins to judge people by appearance and repainted in light blonde.
The electronics. Long accustomed to the new image, courageously respond to the attacks of friends about henpecked husbands, but on our own experience confirms that clean-shaven men do you like unshaven.
Galatea. Understands everything perfectly, does not Express dissatisfaction even when you plucked his eyebrows. Girlfriend green from envy, because their Boyfriends at the level of Lelik look like Volkswagens next to the Ferrari.
The smoke column
Problem: the Smoking. He smokes like a train in the film by the lumière brothers, and you cough and beg for mercy.
Antidote: to put a condition to quit Smoking. To fill his e-mail-mi with pictures of the lungs of smokers. Make brushing your teeth 3 times a day, referring to the fact that kissing an ashtray unpleasant, and teeth turn yellow from Smoking, to get it to run in the morning (How are you breathing heavily! You should have 30 no! "), to keep the Windows open even in the winter... There is
one - some men are really able to quit Smoking if they know it will soon become fathers.
The results of one transformation:
The balls. Smoke everywhere and always to annoy you even more, starts drinking, hanging out and nail biting.
Buratino. Or secretly smokes, or continues to smoke openly, referring to nicotine hunger and social point area. Throws every week and feeds you with promises.
The electronics. Hard and long weans, a couple of times slips, signed by
course stopsmoke. EN, actively glues antinicotine patches, looking for sports Hobbies and avoids long friends-smokers. And here in front of you, the other person!
Galatea. Quit, starts to run, swim, gym, and wash dishes and talk compliments.
Crying Casanova
Problem: women! It is all good, but lives in Tempe Mambo". The Lelik enough to communicate not only with you but with Morikami, Arinami, Innocomm and Ninochka...
Antidote: other men. To keep the mind and increase self-esteem, existing boyfriend offer to replace someone more honest and loving. If incorrect you more of my own mind, I propose the plan "shoots". That is, a pause in the relationship, allowing you to think and relax, and they get bored and come to your senses. Less than a week to go it makes no sense.
The results of one transformation:
The balls. Not paying attention to your suffering, continues to live still: "Gone? So what! ". Indeed, why should you listen to your doctor, if Nina, for example, does not consider his booze problem?
Buratino. Long torn between you and others, arranges jealousy, swears allegiance, week walking with you by the hand... and withstands exactly 8 days.
The electronics. Hungry, bored, reread Anna Karenina, change the sim card cell returns you home. You night find out the relationship, put up and begin a new life.
Galatea. After you left almost immediately falls into a depression, throws all his ladies, constantly calling your parents. You open the door and in his eyes I read: "What do you wonder! I NEVER loved anyone but you. Forgive me and come back. I won't do it again".
Laziness warrior covenants
Problem: laziness and money. It does not work or works a little.
Antidote: the official budget. Start accounting - how much you spend and on what. At the end of each month, arranged a meeting with proposals enrichment. If your boyfriend has problems with work, daily respective jobs in his profession and leave on the nightstand. Even if the work he will find without your interference, what his favorite woman remembers the wording of the diploma of "specialist in metal processing, it will impress.
Against laziness is also a strategy of "landscaping and repair".
The results of one transformation:
The balls. Angry, says that with his potential to go on such a ridiculous salary and better he will sleep for the rest of your life. Threatens to care. Fat, goes from beer to liquor, hanging around your neck like a stone on Mumu, and if you quickly say, "get out! everything is going to go quite Turgenev.
Buratino. Looking for field of dreams, finds its counterpart - slot machines. Thus blames you that your career is yet to be developed.
The electronics. First, after listening to your complaints, reluctantly looking for or changing jobs, becoming more serious and more responsible, and later more grateful even than.
Galatea. With zeal begins to search for paid work, going 5 interviews per week, and a month later the problem does not exist.
Next - freestyle
To resolve problems try to resort to Mama-therapy, that is, the influence of his partner, using the arguments of his mother.
However remember that Sharikov time if not put to sleep, he'll be left alone, and life is ever dissatisfied with Pinocchio is unlikely to be fantastically beautiful. And never forget that Lelik you change yourself sometimes stronger than you, and war interests will continue until you each other is not indifferent. If so, then it makes sense to fight!
Source:
News.rin.ru
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