This article I write based on my own experience and the experiences of their friends, by which I concluded that what we women really don't like the behavior of men with intimacy!
Two standard kiss
Nothing annoys a woman, as two standard kiss - on the lips and Breasts, which from day to day, from month to month, from year to year begins and ends with love foreplay man.
Remember, a woman is not an ATM when you need to learn only two cherished buttons to get the required amount, the woman is much more complicated. And sometimes, in order to get the desired pleasure, is required to "push" softly and tenderly for a few "buttons" at once.
Without separation from the TV
On TV, football, hockey, "fishing" or "pulp fiction", and it's very interesting how it will end, and love the process has already begun, and you do not want to stop here and skip there. Options, type "honey, turn 90 degrees, please, and then you give me the occluding screen", is invalid. Also not welcome reciprocating motion to the accompaniment of the program "Your car" or "one Hundred and one way to get away from his wife".
After beer and fish
Of course, she loves you, and, of course, you for her king and God (as you yourself said), but to kiss a woman after three liters of beer, pounds of salted fish, garlic cloves and sticks "Salami" still not worth it.
First: you don't want a woman suffocated by your kiss, isn't it? And, secondly: nothing infuriates a woman in bed like a bad smell that comes from men.
Therefore it is not recommended to have sex right after labor day in a stuffy office, a three-kilometer jog, after two days in the woods hunting and immediately after sex with another woman, ignoring the shower, even if you are sure that smell like God.
Macho men of all times and peoples
There is nothing more ridiculous and absurd than the man who poses as a great lover and macho at the same time. However, when the man simply poses as a "sex symbol" or "brutal male", too funny.
You should not boast about the woman that your favorite film genre is pornography and you've already memorized all the hottest poses and techniques.
Also, do not say that those three thousand one hundred thirty women with whom you have had sex before, were you in an indescribable delight and now just beg to repeat everything at least once. Woman on these revelations can laugh so loud and so loud that sex this evening you will never happen. However, in the rest of the evening with this woman too.
Beer belly
Full man, desperately pulling a beer belly during sex, still looks like a lean athlete with a steel torso, and looks like a complete man who desperately wants to hide long untrained "bundle of nerves".
Therefore, the Council: or join a gym and moderate eating scones with butter, or accept and release belly to freedom, because to hide it still will not work. A woman may decide that you notorious comrade with bad piece, and then the sex between you will remain only in your dreams.
Narcissism
The other extreme is to love his muscular, pumped and natrenirovan figure that just start crazy from his body.
Putting a woman in bed, do not want to show her how well you pumped triceps, and demonstrate steel biceps. Sexual positions better to choose based on the preferences of your partner, and not from the best angle, which emphasizes your athletic body shape.
You are not training in the gym and in the bedroom with his girlfriend, so don't drag her into the bed, like a barbell. Softer, gentler and more attention to her and not yourself! Narcissistic daffodils cause only one desire - to take away from them their imperfect body far away.
After sex
All men know that, when immediately after sex they fall asleep, don't like all women, without exception, but still asleep. How to deal with it? Can service them under the ear?
Stories about former
Only full idiot can, lying in bed with one woman, to tell how he was good in bed with another woman. "You know, she loved when I did so and so! As you like? "
Never, under any circumstances, do not tell his new girlfriend, as you had sex with a former girlfriend, of course, if you do not want in you have been subjected to mutilation. Not every woman is able to withstand such revelations!
The ill-fated socks
According to statistics, 98 men out of a hundred forgotten during sex to take off socks, and it is not clear why this happens. Or men much in a hurry, or very excited, or not confident in the integrity of their feet, but the fact remains. And we, women, it seems ridiculous and absurd!
But most importantly, women do not love, when in bed they don't like and just do sex with them. This we feel exactly!
Source:
Sex-log
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