First about these techniques.
If you are a true Slayer, your main weapon is the word. Basically, if you have a good command of word, things to do. If bad - first perish have a little to do things. Case in pre-trial destruction of a girl's allowed to have the following:
Flowers - bouquets, baskets and so on. If you are a true Slayer, the trump course will be on the background of these bouquets for the entire story perish brought the girl a bouquet of daisies (in the flower kiosk near the house prepared to throw away) and the words: I myself narwhal.
It is not "brought", not "gathered" and clumsy, this male narwhal".
Where, when, why narwhal - the girl probably wouldn't even think about it. She will look at you with all his eyes. You are already a little loose, a little bald, academically educated, well-provided, Smoking a pipe, arrogant and indifferent suddenly crawling on all fours for her. Vomited.
Sluggish bunch of very you promote.
If you are on the expiry of six months from the beginning of the mode perish will bring the girl also one crumpled chocolate candy "cornflower", it will be very good. The mistake would be to give her a luxurious sets and order oysters! That way you will not Slayer, and the ILO, and you can be suspected of generosity. You are here to dislike it came, and pogobat, so remove the ice bucket. Will cost.
That is to say, the necessary maximum. Nothing else to do! if you will still have to do something, it's not the destruction, and the novel! So hide the credit card, get everywhere hands and slowly sit back. We will continue.
Generally, all you need is
good to keep pauseand between them speak little sluggish, but pointedly.
For example:
"I'm so unhappy, Olya.
On Olya questions to be silent and sad smile. Then pull her to him with the words "I can't tell you, baby, don't you know it". Perform this trick consistently and literally. Do not wear the gag, do not sigh and do not roll up your eyes. If you kill the girl remote access, shut up for 15 minutes. If you are in Skype camera, let that fell mood and you go to sleep. Turn off the camera, Skype, but after a few minutes turn it on again, remain silent and not answer. It's crazy.
So. About the "unhappy" said? It is the prelude that sets the tragic tone conceived history. Then, a few weeks later, say:
"You and I are to each other. Natural, genetically, at depth. I just know it.
And look her in the eye. Not animates and not kiss each other. On the contrary, if she would rush to the chest, hold gently but firmly. Remote access: you must tell I went out for a smoke or pour yourself a Cup of tea (if you don't smoke). Type, worried.
We go further. In popularily relations importantly -
not to determine their status. No. Neither relationship status, nor his. Everything is difficult. I'm so unhappy, Olya. Don't you know it, girl.
Next. This guillam need to talk a lot.
You want to talk about the past, talking about yourself a little, and asking about it a little. Talking about the future, using the subjunctive mood: "I dream to go to Mauritius. You'd have liked it." "I'm sure if you knew my mom, you would find a common language " (note, it is possible to speak only if the mother is already in the best of worlds). Next, in your conversations should be regularly occur indefinite-personal sentences: "I believe that the family must have at least three children. And all so beautiful like you." "It would be great in the morning to Wake up....house with sea view".
So, it took some time and Olya in your pocket. She thinks you love her (are the same), what do you do much for her (chamomile) that you spoil her (brought candy as a kid, cute, cute! ) that you build on her plans (Mauritius), and that you make plans for the future together (house overlooking the sea and children).
Meanwhile, you didn't say or do anything that could be after you impute guilt. Now read carefully: you are NOT invited her to Mauritius, you did NOT offer to acquaint her with the mother, you didn'T say want children by her, and even like her, you said such as beautiful as she is! About the house of the sea generally funny - no matter what you said it, waking up with her and sweetly stretching. You didn't say what you want to Wake up in this house with her. She is framed in the place where the ellipsis.
(Yes, dear citizens of the men. If you are engaged in the destruction of mainly udalenka or write a lot of SMS, please be basically literate. A lot of misspelled words can cause tenderness only in the later stages. Nedokuplennoe girls it usually makes me laugh and frigidity. If you dislexic and dysgraphic, avoid writing at all, it will ruin the whole effect of perish).
Well, if you are diligent, competent, sophisticated Slayer, then proceed to the next step.
Stop with her to have sex. And even kissing.
If you have any questions, and they will come not soon... 't just say, "I wouldn't want to talk about it. This is a difficult topic for me".
Undoubtedly, she would be horrified. And not because you suddenly become impotent. And from what she touched the most painful for men topics. Kersey, so to speak, with his boot. At the tender foreskin. History knows cases when a girl is in terror for 6-9 years. In absolute celibacy, swallowing all that ride sauce "This is a difficult topic for me". I swear. This is the case of skilled perish, not everyone's strength.
If you really decided to finish the job, continue to sleep in the same bed, even naked, go with her on vacation, but not touching it. All of the questions repeat - "I'm so unhappy, Olga", and "This is a difficult topic for me".
All, voila. You may even want to marry her if you need to, but if you stick to the rules sluggish sprigs, mint candy, complex themes, and repeat, "We are meant for each other," the girl won't come off. If something escalates tell sparingly - "sometimes I so desperately miss you, baby." Don't forget to forget her birthday.
Dear girls, if you all of this or something similar happens, congratulations - you kill. Not every is so fortunate. Not everyone will be able to say after a year or five years - he killed my age! He has ruined my life!
If you are not very confident in the talents of his Slayer, replace it with the same, but married - ruined years, you really provided.
Source:
Lady.ru
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