Sunday, October 12, 2014

The men in your life: application instructions


The men in your life: application instructionsMen, men, men... so many of Them around, and they are all so different. In order not to get lost in the complexities of a relationship and not nagraditi unnecessary, it is easier to divide them into types and to develop for each of them its strategy. You will be useful, but they pleased.



Type "Neighbor"


What you can do: to meet; to ensure its reliability; free use of its sanitary or psychotherapeutic skills.




The word "neighbor" comes to mind eternally unshaven type, which is always Smoking in the stairwell that leads to his crowd of drunk friends, or that is in the morning the drill. It is in the worst case. In the best case, the neighbor is sporty polite young man who greets you, holds the door in the porch and relaxed ran up the stairs. Typically, these six months runs up the stairs alone, but with a cute girl and a year later in the morning you woke up from the wedding of noise under the window. Well, now you can neighborly of you to go to them for salt.




You should not guess what it would be like if you had gone to him before. Cute neighbor does not have to become your husband. But a man who will you twist the bulb (lend chairs, hang the curtains) and will brighten up a dull evening (provided that he, too, have nothing to do), it is easy. Sometimes it grows friendship. Which, as you know, between man and woman does not exist.




Type "Fan"




What you can do: buy; sometimes encourage; not to lose.


Fan - and better - should be in every self-respecting girl. And especially the married ladies. Their presence invigorates and tones not only you, but also your companion.


The fan is compliments in the first half of the day (for example, when your appearance in the office), coffee when you need chocolate when you are sad. If the husband didn't notice your new haircut - it will notice the fan!




Fans are serious (actually claim to your hand and heart) and frivolous (happy to admire your intelligence and beauty within you installed of course). Serious girls need in the search, but not serious - those who already have a stable relationship.




Type "Colleague"




What you can do: look at; to agree; to get around on the turn; to make sure that he didn't remember.




Contrary to popular belief that men at work behave more honestly and directly than women, you must know: in the office, as in war, there is neither male nor female. Only you and your opponent.




Having achieved all by hook or by crook from the chef make you and only you solutions, radiant smile losers. Say that his approach seemed to you like a more interesting, and really tie it above any praises. But once the boss has decided so... Maybe better luck next time, and now you just have Brazilian coffee (Riga balsam, port "three sevens"), to soften the bitterness of defeat.




You will be able to neutralize colleague, if the time listed it in the category of fans.


Sometimes co-workers get friends, husbands and neighbors. If the colleague was smarter than you, he has all chances to become your boss.





Type "Boss"


What can be done to combat the interview; to achieve; to ingratiate himself; to be in his place.




Prestigious diplomas, perfect English and bleached teeth - only the artillery preparation for the main attack. The fun begins after you successfully passed the interview. Your task is to convince his new boss that he is not, and never will be a more valuable employee than you. And if you can convince and boss of his boss, the increase could not be avoided. However, a compliment in the direction of the tie former chef you will not get off, and warm relationships are unlikely to save.




The most common transformation chef - his becoming lovers. A little more exotic - the transformation in her husband.




Type "a Former classmate, classmate or simply "former"




What you can do: find; to talk; to make sure that was right (as an option - not a law); to forget.




Thanks to social networks, the task is to find an old friend has greatly simplified the evening of the reunion can be arranged now almost every day. Concentrate on romantic memories and try to find the bearded guy from the garage slender four-addicted history. Or - what is more difficult - refresh former feelings to those who either have not changed or have changed for the better. If you are very lucky, you will again run the spark. But this is the exception that confirms the rule: some things are best forgotten.




Type "Father"




What you can do: take love; violently to protest against attempts to educate you; learn to give love.




Fathers are different. Sometimes their is no (left and never came back, constantly missing). The latter is better to forgive - it is easier to live.




But if the father carried you in her arms, explained algebra and forbidden to meet with Bob from next door, he deserves your attention and respect. Let his views seem old-fashioned, but the interests of boring, it's time to pay the bills. The love that you once received, we must be able to return. Sooner or later you will feel the need.




The "One"




What you can do: make friends; not to have sex; a good time; to think: maybe it is worth to have sex?




There are topics on which people are willing to argue themselves hoarse. Friendship between man and woman is one of them. And all because there is no ready-made solutions. Someone turns out to be friends, some don't. Those who have not, do not understand the other, and Vice versa. The stumbling block is considered sex. But don't worry, if your husband will say to you one day that you are his only true friend, even if you're not watching football with him.




Each is destiny. If you know how and want to be friends, then your friend can be a five-year-old kid and a hundred years old, and not only men. After all, friendship is a mutual understanding and support. And what difference did you have sex.





Type "Man dreams"


What you can do: to choose; to captivate; hold; ringed; to live happily ever after.


Main bet in your life, though perhaps not the first and not the last. At the first meeting you stand thunderstruck and understand that we must act. Not peruserstub! Any matchmaker will tell you that the man better keep touching an illusion (albeit illusory) that he chose you and won. And you're not in the long evenings harboured a matrimonial plans, culminating in the eventual success.




Then demonstrate all female Arsenal: affection, understanding, admiration, ability to cook and look good - and usipi in him an innate desire for freedom and polygamy.




Garnish ring finger ring, continue in the same spirit. In order: kindness, understanding, admiration, ability to cook and look good. Then you will live happily ever after.





The "one man dreams"


What can I do to show him his place; to defend; and finally, to make friends.


You firmly believe that friends in the life of men is fishing, beer, football, women and coming home late at night. In General, the threat to your personal happiness. So you would prefer to see among his friends men of those who can easily translate into the category of fans, at least those who even at rest, thinks and speaks only about the work.




But 10 out of 100. The remaining 90 sincerely love fishing, beer, football, women and coming home late at night. And believe that a woman's job is to remain silent and smiling.




In this war, your chances depend on the initial priorities of men. If this is you, then victory will be natural. Otherwise, you'll just have to build with his friends a good relationship and to learn how to receive from joint leisure pleasure. Including from fishing.





Type the "Father of men dreams"


What you can do: carefully study; to understand a couple of important things about his beloved; to charm forever.




With mother-in-law all clear. Two women argue for the love of one man, and each has in its Arsenal of deadly weapons. The mother is that she gave birth, you have sex. After you are also going to bring the balance of power forever will change in your favor.




But the father loved all much more interesting. First, in the war with his mother-in-law, you can lure to his side. This is a big plus. And it's not difficult. You're beautiful, you're a sweetheart, and you're not his rival.




Secondly, you can read the model of relations, which is embedded in your favorite. Watch how he treats his wife. Perhaps you're looking in the face of his future.


Of course, it's not all male types who can meet you on the road of life. The main thing to remember is that any situation will help you to overcome the sense of humor and a part of your individuality invested in the relationship.





Source:

WomanJournal
















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