And so, we get married in one body, and in a year I purchased quite another. Yes and the process of transformation of our men's happening right before our eyes, through our fault, and under our loud consent! As soon as her husband begins to grow a beer belly, he notices this and says: "Darling, isn't it time for me to exercise, and then I began to recover".
And what do we do? Committed the first mistake, we say, "No, honey (Bunny, honey), I love your tummy, he's so sexy". Can't we just say that I want to see the former favorite. No, it is his moral hurts! Whereas if we were talking about our female figure, we would have heard a half-hour tirade about how sports club opened, what should you eat to lose weight. Anyway, this I would have heard from her husband. About other do not presume to judge. So grow slowly and surely our men's tummies, and we have no choice but to live with it.
Once late in the evening, sitting with a glass of buttermilk on the couch, hungry and angry, I watched as my husband was eating fried chicken with mashed potatoes and sipped it all my favorite beer. And he didn't stop what I was currently sitting on another diet and hunger was ready to eat two chicken in one sitting. He just sat and tasty chaw. And for that, I hated him.
I looked at this and thought: "To Gerard Depardieu, he left a little, so why do I have to worry about her figure? If he wants to be next to a beautiful, slender woman, then why should I deny myself the pleasure to stay with a normal man? " So ripe a secret plan slimming my beloved husband.
To start I decided to power. The problem arose immediately. Like most men, my husband is a big fan of meat. If it is meat not eaten - not important at Breakfast, lunch or dinner, it is not eaten. Then I'm in big trouble, his bad mood will turn on me. Meat I decided to leave the menu, only to decrease in numbers and not fry in sunflower oil, and olive, and sometimes none at all.
The husband turned out to be prescient, immediately asked why his favorite meat no fat or fat. And why is it sharp? I've read somewhere that if you eat spicy food, it promotes better digestion and prevents the deposition of fat. Don't know whether it was true, but decided to check it out on her husband. With meat I figured out, but then stalled.
As we usually lose weight? Eat more vegetables, fruits, drink a lot. Drinking fruit and no problems arose, but with vegetables of the situation was worse. My favorite hates almost all kinds of vegetables, except tomatoes, peppers and cucumbers. Cabbage he stinks, red beet and sweet, bitter onion, eggplant watery some, etc. Then I decided, if it cannot be put on vegetables, you need to make sure that he stopped eating in the evenings. Sitting on the phone, I began to call all their friends and girlfriends. Explaining the situation, I asked them when meeting with my husband to take off compliments about his appearance. Like, how good he looks as lost as he did it and stuff like that. I expected that, having heard all these flattering speech, he will think about their figure. My calculations were correct, the husband started longer than usual to stay in front of the mirror.
The next step in my evil plan was visual attack. While looking through the albums, I pulled a couple of photo from four years ago. These were pictures of our first joint vacation in the Crimea. Do not say that they were lying on the beach. My husband and there was a lot thinner. Increase in the Studio, putting in the frame, I put a photo on the most prominent place in the apartment. Her husband at this time was not, and I, with peace of mind, went to a friend's house for tea.
When in the evening I came home, my usually talkative husband, sat on the couch and said nothing. Pictures worked. He refused dinner, drank a glass of juice and went to bed. I rejoiced! The first concrete result.
Pro sports I, too, have not forgotten. At first I thought to go with him to the dance. Good idea: fun sport! But then declined, never in his life there is no drag. He looks most likely on TV? Football and Boxing. On the one football to go boring, especially friends who were futbolli, was not found. And I decided to send her husband on the box. Found a club where everyone found out, bought gloves and began to find out who of his friends - a Boxing fan.
Long did not have to look, his friend, too, as it turned out, showed great interest in this sport. Calling each other on the conversation, I told him that I wanted to give my husband a ticket to the Boxing, the benefit on 23 February on the nose. As he looks upon it, a good gift? The other eye lit up, and he invited me to go with her husband on the box.
Victory! We agreed on the day, went, bought tickets, and on February 23 in the box with the red telemachy they, together with gloves, were solemnly presented. The joy of my husband was no limit. That night I loved as never before.
Since then it's been more than a year. My husband got rid of his stomach, pumped up muscles and look your best. Of course, fat is still there, but a little, and he gives him the charm. His mood changed, he began to smile more often, to take care of ourselves and more to pay me attention. What else do I need? On this occasion I decided to reward yourself and buy a subscription to the sauna. So the husband rebelled, why not him too. Here we go now together in the sauna. Happy, satisfied and proud: I am because I put his plan into execution, and he, because he believes that just made itself.
Now according to the plan "Slim her husband" are still two of my friends. The results exceed all expectations!
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