Friday, January 31, 2014

How to get her in bed


How to get her in bed1. Try to get acquainted in an original way. "Girl, what time is it now? " or "How to get to the library? "is not good. It is necessary to apply tactics blitz Krige and ask the question, daunting and intriguing. For example, if you have noticed a pretty lady in a cafe, go to her and magazacilik say: "you know that at this table at one time sat Andy Warhol!? " Nine out of ten girls will ask you who it is, and will begin the conversation. And the ten percent that will answer you: "I don't care who was sitting here" or "I've been here two hours and did not see anyone" - women are not curious, and we are not interested in.


2. Now your task is exciting to tell about Andy Warhol. Of course, "historical by this cafe may be other, less worthy people. The main thing is that the girl is nothing about them had not heard. You, on the other hand, should be read special literature. Or at least familiar with the relevant article in the encyclopedia. Just try to do without your favorite players - women mostly indifferent to football, and your monologue will be of interest only to you.




3. Twenty minutes later abruptly interrupt the story at the most interesting place and ask: instead of distracting you my charming companion?" Making sure she doesn't rush and not waiting for your young person can get acquainted. Introduce themselves, tell about the way their classes. Profession choose better, best options, psychologist, sexologist, a psychic. First, all of this in one way or another connected with sex. Secondly, each curious girl will not miss a chance to get a free consultation with a specialist. Here, as you understand, I will need some advance preparation. It is, however, surface: girls are so gullible!




4. During the "consultation" be serious, behave with cool restraint of a professional. And do not overdo it! Questions like "How often do you masturbate? " is premature. If you had a psychic, the first thing you tell the girl that y it is a very positive energy field and that y it, for sure, a lot of fans. Talking about a lot of compliments in the mouth "professional" effectiveness of their impact at least doubled.




5. Now it's time to gradually withdraw companion for frankness. Summing up consultations, Saintes on "some problems". For example: "y-you all right. But lack confidence in themselves." Tell them that the reason is probably grounded in a subconscious negative experience with a man. Here you will not miss: y every woman had a lot of trouble with men. Delicately, as a doctor, ask about the incident. Tearful story about a man-sneak listen very carefully, nodding understandingly and pasting from time to time sympathetic interjections.




6. After this story just need to drink a bit. Alcohol will relax your companion and strengthen trust. Drink for acquaintance and ask to go to "you".




7. Time to bring the conversation to a more pleasant topic that directly relates to sex. For example, postcustom girl and giving her a few tips, posetite that in our days, unfortunately, the relationship between men and women lost their depth and richness. It used to be.. And to tell about the sexual traditions of antiquity and the middle ages. Definitely tap tantric sex. Recollect that the sexual act is an exchange of energy, the fusion of Yin and Yang and so on, Modern people often complicate everything, the world is full of bigotry and hypocrisy. But a truly free man will not go on about y self-appointed moralists. Do not forget to require girls confirmations each such statement.




8. Do not turn the conversation into a monologue, let me Express my opinion and the girl. Listening to her, often repeat: "that's it, that's what I had in mind" (what you had in mind actually, nikakog does not matter).




9. From General go to private. Tell her that means sex for you personally. In any case, not to show off their love wins and sexual prowess. Ask the girl what kind of men she likes. Then focus on some specific topic, for example, talk about oral sex.




10. Gradually get out of the way "the doctor". Show more attention to her, derivate her tender glances, strew compliments: "you Have amazing eyes" or "don't talk that you look like Mila Jovovich? Speak in a quiet voice - it creates an intimate atmosphere.




11. It's time to install the first physical contact. How would incidentally will obronie that you something about the palmistry and offer her to tell fortunes by the hand. Of course, the results are most encouraging: career, love, incredible longevity and so on Telling all this, gently Pat the palm of the girl. If she will respond to you the same stroking and not get your hand and you think that it's in the bag. Finally, gently squeeze the hand of the girl and tell me what you charged from her hands very positive energy. Hy as if to dance with her positive energy you would be enough for half a year.




12. If the cafe is not dancing, offer to go to another place. But not to the disco and not at a rave party is clearly not match your several romantic way. Chamber jazz or Blues club, where appropriate.




13. Going to the club, to ask, not whether your new friend to warn home. But do not try to advise her to take time off for the whole night - it might scare the girl. Most likely, she will do the right thing without your reminders.




14. On the road again show off your erudition and tell us about the close relationship of sex and dance. Explain that the slow dance is the aesthetic appearance of petting, facilitate the exchange of sexual energy. Let that sometimes the usual dance can bring much more pleasure than sexual intercourse.




15. Upon arrival, before you join in the dance, ask her companion a glass of good red wine. Wine will relax her and give her time to get comfortable in a new environment.




16. Dance is the most important moment in this story. Start with a very modest arms. Never stop talking, nagativity partner different compliments, easily touching the lips of the lobe of her ear. Gradually move from words to deeds: casually hug to the girl and gently run your hands over her back. If the response is favorable, you can move on to the kissing. After an hour and a half dance petting, when your passion is already ready to break out, gently ask the girl to continue the evening y your home. It is unlikely that she will refuse.




17. How to behave in his own bedroom, and you know yourself. If you need a language, it is only for sexual foreplay. The only thing in the morning to try and be a gentleman. Activates man and get ready for a long relationship with his new lover.




In my opinion, it is quite logical and consistent and it can work. Only have a few ambiguous points. The beginning is a typical gap pattern, but it is difficult even to imagine that in our prosovetskih cafes have been some interesting famous person, and to say this is just a lie. Next, listening to the lacrimal history, even under the guise of "doctor", you can automatically go to the category "friends", which is usually difficult to extricate himself. Finally, talk about oral sex is already in ten minutes after meeting; IMHO if that will scare the girl, it was this.





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