Mom! Rodi me man!!!
Know why a man can be more profitable than a woman?
Because:
1. Your phone call lasts 30 sec.
2. In movies naked more often show women.
3. For a weeklong vacation you need one suitcase.
4. The queue to the toilet shorter by 80 %.
6. You can open all bottles.
7. Old friends deeply to spit on changes in your weight.
8. Shape your buttocks does not matter for employment.
10. All your orgasms are real.
11. You do not always need to lug around a whole bag of much-needed items.
12. The garage and the TV remote is yours and only yours.
13. You don't need to shave anything below the neck.
14. If you're a 34-year-old bachelor, no one pays attention to it.
15. All problems fall colors.
16. You think about sex 90% of the time, free from sleep.
17. Three pairs of shoes you have more than enough.
18. You can take off the shirt, if you're hot.
19. You don't care, have surrounding your new hairstyle.
20. The entire month you have the same mood.
21. You will never go to another gas station just because this is "nasty".
22. People never look at your chest when you talk to them.
23. If another man appeared at the party dressed as you are, you can become best friends))
Author:
Overlook
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