Everyone knows that a woman is wrong until then, until you cry. With men it is exactly the opposite. As soon as unshaven cheek will flash unbidden tear, it immediately as belonging to the strong floor is put under question. Girls firmly reserved the place for the weak and defenseless. And any manifestation of sensitivity on the part of men is seen as an infringement on their right. "Aha, " thinks the fair sex, first he will vsplanet a bit, then whining over nothing, then from riffraff defend it, and in the end he will say "I want a coat! ". Ladies protect not only the hearth, they protect the universe, to the notorious Yang did not infringe upon the boundaries of Yin, I mean that the men did not shift their responsibilities to the lady's shoulders...But macho still sometimes cry. How bitter to admit weaknesses and to draw beautiful ladies. No, three stream is not crying, but tears to let you can.
Argentina-Jamaica 5:0
My neighbor fifty, strong Russian man all his life he worked as a machinist on heavy vehicles, drove a truck and a bulldozer was injected, while in the 90s the plant, where he spent the last twenty years, not ordered to live long. And then the wife is a full-invested in MMM, housing problems and the son of discord, in a word, everything, as in an ordinary Soviet family. His calm to be envied, never heard him voice raised, blew or started a fight. Have only one weakness - a-side football. And when you see it on the adjacent balcony, where he deep drags on the cigarette, with a damp gleam in his eyes, you know - we have lost. We forgive the tears of the players of our teams, forgive the tears of the fans, because football is more than a game.
And if the eyes of your men was not wet, when Russia fell out of the world Cup, you know, in his heart, he just cried, just like all the other men in the country.
Mountain onion and intoxicating
What the man didn't cry when murder cubes, sliced in half rings, in General, in one way or another syncopal onions. And it is not clear why crying. Whether because he has no wife, which would SIM a noble occupation. Whether because as a wife and entrusted him with the shredder. Whether because he bow cuts, and could have beer to drink on the couch or in the "Contra" to play. Or is it tear the smell reached the eyes and nose. By the way, a friend suggested method: type in the mouth of wine or beer (women somehow advise the water and quietly cut onions without a tear.
However, in the glass of wine will not be the only salvation from the onion tears, but to attack from the tears of alcohol. Who the hell knows what they add in the bottle, but the degree liquid confuses thoughts, confusing words, swaps earth with heaven. Suddenly remember that you forgot would be happy, and that's very treacherous tear appeared. And this is a personal matter of man and drink, if he with the bottle and with tears in his eyes, recalled his childhood, his grandmother and a faithful dog, Scarlet evening in the kitchen. And especially not worth pronounce blessed for weakness. Indeed, in contrast to genuine sports and onion, drunken tears through chemistry.
Like in the movies and as before
Not strength, but art can achieve this. And boiled cynic touch dramatic scene in the movie, twittering song or a tragic denouement favorite book. A cynic, of course, immediately wipe their tears and at gunpoint not confess that I cried when sank DiCaprio. Surprisingly, he himself will not be able to explain where the tears came from. In the end, not so bad that next to you is not insensitive image. But don't you think out loud say, "Oh, you do me a romantic..." - he then, together with you only fighters to watch.
Hard to believe, but for our ancestors this question, how can I cry or not, was not at all. In the middle ages, no official ceremony was not without tears. Cried kings, sobbed knights, cried the courtiers. And punishment was considered, if a man could not squeeze out tears because tears is a great gift. Famous Roman writer Ovid in "Science of love" were advised to seem beauties on the eyes, not only with wet cheeks from tears, for tears and diamond soften and so the easiest way to seduce a lady. When the mores have changed, it is difficult to say, but certainly it can be argued that modern beauties will throw a whiner, before he'd been weeping eye blink.
Write to tear the issue was not so simple. On my path of life examples were very few, and friends will not ask: "Well, guys, when did you last cry? " But if we put aside onion peels, indeed, we cry very rarely. Grief, despair, inability to act. Men's tears are not for show, well, maybe only for the beloved. If very painful, she will understand.
Author:
A. A.
Source:
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