Where do you think the apartment you can have sex? The author of this article made a small survey, the results of which showed that the Lieutenant nervously smokes in the corner, and fantasy they simply incredible. Offer a tour - let's go together in an apartment of the three most common rooms, and you will learn how and where you can indulge in passion, especially if the apartment is a strict mother, a curious toddler or full of guests.
Hallway
The anecdote about the Chukchi (came home, love your wife, love your wife, take off skis) has a Foundation. First place for the sprint sex - the space between the two doors. Cramped, but nobody sees and in a head will not come, that the people there love. The second most popular place - cupboard hanger (the main thing is not to drop on all coats).
For lovers doggie-style would fit a dog litter, especially if unnecessary witnesses sent to walk with Bobby and claim territory no one. And of course, many romantics happened to fall on the Mat in the hallway and merge in the arms, not finding the strength to reach the bedrooms.
Corridor
By itself, it is futile for sex, but has valuable design detail - pantries. There can be shut away from annoying to retire at the party. Pillowto, but still. Most importantly, make sure that the lock is opened from the inside. But wanting intimacy in the attic it is better to turn down the strength of the slab may not be enough.
Bedroom
Bed, floor, chair, dressing table and bedside table - this is trivial, so not even worth mentioning. If the apartment is full of people and on all the beds already someone is lying, you can try to get under the bed where no one will disturb you. The bike is quite comfortable for sex, though not perfectly stable design.
If you live in the Stalin house and hook in the ceiling is designed for multi-kg chandelier, you can build a suspension of fishing nets. In original bag is planted Nude lady and descends from the ceiling. The rest is a matter of technique. Many lovers could find shelter in an old large closets-closets and linen closets where they can not only hide from not timely and husband, but also to indulge in the pleasures secret from prying eyes. But, as in the case of pantries, remember the castle! And not have sex on the Cabinet - dropping high and awkward.
Children
Do not think evil, but because children sometimes go to school. And in the children's room there are comfortable for BONDAGE or shibari items like rope, rings and the Swedish side. Tie the stronger partner and enjoy. An unforgettable experience that leaves sex on a big inflatable ball or a stuffed horse. Rocking chair, as you know, is also suitable not only to swaddle infants. But on the floor in the nursery not too comfortable certain " pieces or designer can dig into the most unexpected parts of the body at the most inopportune moment. Yes and your favorite child sometimes comes back from school earlier than usual.
Lounge
She's Cabinet - it is not for everyone, as Professor of Transfiguration, to live in seven rooms. It is impossible not to appreciate the charm of durable desktop or bookcase, which leaned lady in Lacy peignoir on the naked body. Revolving computer chair is suitable for acrobatic sketches. A wide Desk chair convenient for those positions, when the gentleman craves to "reveal" the lady and keep her on the weight forces is not enough. Soft carpet on the floor - alas, banality, but comfortable. Natural skin pleasant to the touch, but active movements of shedding.
Thirsty special exotic encouraged to write from Kamchatka whale vertebra - on reviews, as stable as a stool. Many people like the wide windowsill, sharp little fans at this open window, and made love at the risk of busting out. Outdoor balcony particularly for those who are prone to exhibitionism is the probability that the pair will enjoy not only the stars and birds, but also utterly surprised neighbors, adds to the sensations of the pepper. Loggia has the same advantages and disadvantages as the pantry. But the piano to make love really uncomfortable - slippery and noisy tool.
Kitchen
About the role the kitchen table in matters of love wrote Emile Zola, and he knew a lot about this matter. Agree, Holy cause is to bring the coveted woman between the newly sculpted dumplings or wait until it will bend, rolling naughty dough. If you have enough imagination to put in the kitchen, the bar - Yes, it is convenient not only cocktails to do.
The variant with the stool possible - interesting, but unstable. To rely on the refrigerator or other body part has happened to many, but the inside of the refrigerator, even in Moscow heat to get no one ventured. But the stove is popular - at least up until the awkward movement of some of its partners will not turn on. And just in case, note for the impatient men don't attach yourself to a woman when she is busy or above the boiling Podgornaya food instead of sex it is easy to get into a frying pan on the head.
Bathroom
The place where most of it happens to be love at parties and gatherings, homes with small children or curious parents. If you are starting to look for, you will begin to look first in the bathroom. But it has many advantages. It is hardly necessary to describe the sex scenes in the filled foam bath or under the shower - all, who is over the age of 16 years, have seen them in the movies.
But about the role of the washing machine in the intimate life of guessed a few. However, those who have tried it say - well, especially when the machine vibrates, adding feelings to the partner. And those who are forced to wash clothes by hand, remember a few men able to go past the women, vnaklonku rhythmically otstiryvayutsya clothes on a washboard.
Toilet
If there is no other place here too. It is enough to close the toilet lid and how it should be locked. But hurry, otherwise after a couple of hours suffering can and doors to break down.
And where else?
The apartment we walked. Remain inexhaustible possibilities of a country house. As was the custom from time immemorial, love nest often becomes heated bathhouse.
About the wonders of the barn can be judged only by those who had sex in the hayloft, among fragrant herbs and warm smell of wood. Pierced by rays of light dusty attic is an extremely romantic place.
The roof is even more romantic, but when passion roof will go with you, with it you can easily leave. Wooden staircase leading to the second floor, familiar to all Hollywood films.
The pond under the open sky is as beautiful as the warm sea - if only was not close mosquitoes and unnecessary advice. Sex in the greenhouse is not advised, eaten alive, especially if you peredaite favorite varietal tomatoes-in-law. But to indulge a passion for viewscope the garden is a wonderful sign that the Slavs did fertility rites.
And in conclusion, we declare with full responsibility - no matter exactly where you make love, it is important that you liked it!
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