Are you sure you're correctly sprinkle pillow tears, scrolling the image of the object of their sexual desire? Keep in mind : "wrong" suffering will never bring you pleasure from deficiency of testosterone!
1. Take one human object of childbearing age. If you are a boy, grab a girl, if the girl take the boy.
2. Start at 8pm on Friday. Lie face down on the bed. Nicok should last 60 minutes. If the door is someone from relatives, prop it with something heavy and all the screams answer nemorosum voice: "All right, get away".
2.1. Navrotsky voice is achieved sobs within 8 minutes. Bitter girlish or miserly men. Sobs should be silent.
3. Return to step 2. You lie face down, now you need to think. Think you need in order:
a) as the perfect object of love in General;
b) as the perfect object of love in particular;
q) how inaccessible the love object;
g) how wonderful he is and is not available.
4. Now, let's dig. Assume the following:
a) no one ever had such a smile;
b) there's no voice.
At this stage, make an emphasis on “nobody else has! ”.
5. At this point, let's dig more. Given the theme of “impossibility”. Think: what a pity that we can't be together, it's impossible.
6. Add “never”: it is a pity that we will never be able to be together. It's never impossible.
7. Think about the “never” in detail, about five minutes. Imagine a lonely old age and unfulfilled life.
8. Weep silently, face down, fists, bite lips.
9. Add a quiet tragedy and relax: over on his back. Lie down so that the tears flowed in my ears. Lips until bite.
10. Break. Exit Nicca, go to the bathroom and noisy mismarking. Washing your face, look in the mirror. The nose should be red and swollen. If not, you trash.
11. Return to the place of weeping, lie down there in the free position and podrimlje. You need to gather strength for the rest of the night.
12. At midnight sit at the computer, display the picture of the object on the screen and turn on your favorite romantic melody. Gently stroke the cursor eyebrows object, lips and jawline. Sepcity: “Never” (10 minutes).
13. Tea break and pee (15 minutes).
14. Remove the portrait of the object from the screen, the melody of the leave and make a loud. Sit back so that his head rested in something, close your eyes and imagine yourself and the object in different poses and situations.
15. Vzdohnete like you woke up. Circle with wild eyes surrounding objects. Recognize that object with you there. Howl (40 minutes).
16. A break to pee. Pour yourself a strong sweet coffee. Now you will need physical endurance.
17. Alternately, display all the social networks. Minimize the Windows, but do not close them. Meddle in first with photos.
18. Search social networks in the specified order: object, those who object near, those who looms in the background. Read all about them, will find that, over the last two years (4 hours).
19. If the object has more than a hundred friends, select exactly 26 any nicks.
20. Search in comments on Yandex. Read LJ every one object left comments.
21. By seven o'clock in the morning you should have generated a list of new objects with whom you will be to compare themselves not in their favor.
22. If you hit on an interesting magazine, have read and have forgotten why you are here, go back to the previous points.
23. Add to the romantic melodies tragic.
24. Go to sleep, only pre-light a candle and paracite it “never” and “impossible”. Candle sudoite and compare a small fire with your life and love.
25. In the next three days secure success: all the time listen to “Tu” music and cry at night.
And now bainki. Need to sleep until the next night of suffering.
Tips gave Galya.Roux
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